Plain English: "My client is a categorical liar."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4621442&forum_id=2!#45896057)
washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/2006/01/20/why-lawyers-are-liars-span-classbankheadapparently-its-all-in-a-lifes-workspan/72aa1274-959a-4a4a-a8d8-b6dafd5fd7e3(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4621442&forum_id=2!#45896076)