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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
dashing school cafeteria rigor
  02/22/12
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Amber Legal Warrant
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Odious Boistinker
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
twinkling resort giraffe
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Odious Boistinker
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
soul-stirring community account organic girlfriend
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Vivacious multi-billionaire state
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Odious Boistinker
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Vivacious multi-billionaire state
  02/22/12
u jelly
Odious Boistinker
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
coral pocket flask
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twinkling resort giraffe
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Thriller low-t spot
  02/23/12
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twinkling resort giraffe
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
dashing school cafeteria rigor
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
salmon passionate theatre
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
aggressive sanctuary
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
twinkling resort giraffe
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Rebellious Ocher Point
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
twinkling resort giraffe
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
dashing school cafeteria rigor
  02/23/12
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twinkling resort giraffe
  02/24/17
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umber concupiscible senate jewess
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
insanely creepy swashbuckling trailer park immigrant
  02/25/12
cr
hilarious selfie
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
dashing school cafeteria rigor
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Contagious lodge dog poop
  02/12/13
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twinkling resort giraffe
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Walnut charismatic home headpube
  03/31/12
great american novelist
twinkling resort giraffe
  10/26/12
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High-end comical garrison mad cow disease
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
dashing school cafeteria rigor
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Pontificating feces idea he suggested
  11/20/12
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Adulterous office
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Adulterous office
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
aggressive sanctuary
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
hilarious selfie
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Pontificating feces idea he suggested
  01/19/13
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twinkling resort giraffe
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
bateful spruce blood rage
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
jet juggernaut
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
hilarious selfie
  01/31/13
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Pontificating feces idea he suggested
  02/12/13
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Unholy yellow site
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Amethyst space
  12/13/15
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pea-brained international law enforcement agency
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Contagious lodge dog poop
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
stubborn private investor goyim
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: dashing school cafeteria rigor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Amber Legal Warrant



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Odious Boistinker

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Odious Boistinker

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring community account organic girlfriend

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire state

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Odious Boistinker

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire state

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Odious Boistinker

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: coral pocket flask

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Thriller low-t spot

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: dashing school cafeteria rigor

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: salmon passionate theatre

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: aggressive sanctuary

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Rebellious Ocher Point

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: dashing school cafeteria rigor

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: umber concupiscible senate jewess



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: insanely creepy swashbuckling trailer park immigrant

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: hilarious selfie

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: dashing school cafeteria rigor

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Contagious lodge dog poop

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Walnut charismatic home headpube

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: High-end comical garrison mad cow disease



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: dashing school cafeteria rigor

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Pontificating feces idea he suggested

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Adulterous office



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Adulterous office

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: aggressive sanctuary

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: hilarious selfie

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Pontificating feces idea he suggested

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: twinkling resort giraffe



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: bateful spruce blood rage

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: jet juggernaut

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: hilarious selfie

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Pontificating feces idea he suggested



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Unholy yellow site



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Amethyst space



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: pea-brained international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious lodge dog poop

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: stubborn private investor goyim

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: pea-brained international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: bipolar newt



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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