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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr edit
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Cr
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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180
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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are u stil maried
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Desperately need an update on this marriage
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laughsome box office personal credit line
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
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abusive orchestra pit toaster
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LOL fair
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Glittery volcanic crater
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jfc
Excitant Church Cuckold
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...
mental disorder
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lmao at the dog bit
crimson hall
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
exhilarant queen of the night
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Glittery volcanic crater
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
exhilarant queen of the night
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do u love it
Glittery volcanic crater
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
nofapping henna jew
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
crimson hall
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
exhilarant queen of the night
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Excitant Church Cuckold
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
exhilarant queen of the night
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Excitant Church Cuckold
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
crimson hall
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Excitant Church Cuckold
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this guy gets it
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...
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker
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Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab
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...
brilliant university
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
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JFC
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180
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...
Orange Underhanded Hospital Place Of Business
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lodge internal respiration
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lodge internal respiration
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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exhilarant queen of the night
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
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...
exhilarant queen of the night
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mmm hmmm
exhilarant queen of the night
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
hyperactive clear mexican
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
exhilarant queen of the night
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
hyperactive clear mexican
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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...
Glittery volcanic crater
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apoplectic degenerate background story
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
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abusive orchestra pit toaster
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
hyperactive clear mexican
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abusive orchestra pit toaster
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
hyperactive clear mexican
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
abusive orchestra pit toaster
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Vigorous tank dog poop
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
hyperactive clear mexican
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Vigorous tank dog poop
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw
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abusive orchestra pit toaster
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
hyperactive clear mexican
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker
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hyperactive clear mexican
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
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Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw
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fucking damn
Rose racy area
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...
idiotic erotic selfie
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180
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
sadistic provocative public bath puppy
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  01/27/16
...
brilliant university
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Scarlet electric mad cow disease
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Misanthropic costumed dragon
  05/19/16
repost please
sadistic provocative public bath puppy
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
exhilarant queen of the night
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Misanthropic costumed dragon
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
Anal Mint Meetinghouse
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...
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...
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180.
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...
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...
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...
Glittery volcanic crater
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brave
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...
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Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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cr
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...
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Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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...
Soggy Light
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...
Excitant Church Cuckold
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mods please delete
brilliant university
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already preserved in the archives
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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i really like it here
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...
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...
goal in life mediation
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
brilliant university
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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... ...
Spectacular aquamarine office organic girlfriend
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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Lol
vengeful associate
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Holy shit.
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...
Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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...
Excitant Church Cuckold
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...
Tantric 180 set old irish cottage
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...
jet marvelous electric furnace
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"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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Exciting love of her life pit
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snowy motley school
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brilliant university
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...
histrionic toilet seat
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pearly
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
pearly
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goal in life mediation
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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snowy motley school
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
sickened newt
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The signs were, sadly, all there
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
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...
irate stag film
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...
snowy motley school
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  01/16/19
...
brilliant university
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
black sound barrier
  01/16/19
Jfc
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
brilliant university
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
bistre shitlib
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Vigorous tank dog poop
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Turquoise
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Turquoise
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
crimson hall
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Turquoise
  01/17/19
...
snowy motley school
  04/08/19
...
haunting mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
histrionic toilet seat
  04/09/19
...
Turquoise
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Turquoise
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Frisky hyperventilating cuckoldry
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  06/03/19
...
brilliant university
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
dashing buff useless brakes kitchen
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Turquoise
  06/03/19
...
Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Turquoise
  08/08/19
...
Turquoise
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
crystalline foreskin
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
insane vermilion
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
crystalline foreskin
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...
crystalline foreskin
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bump
crimson hall
  03/12/22
...
Excitant Church Cuckold
  01/05/23
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Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
onyx
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
sick seedy famous landscape painting
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...
Charismatic cyan senate half-breed
  01/03/24
...
snowy motley school
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Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel
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bossy
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Low-t cumskin

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: mildly autistic idea he suggested

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: offensive azn new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: big-titted hideous stage crotch



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Cerebral mauve idiot codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Flesh swollen really tough guy location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: canary rigor

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: comical faggotry stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Translucent headpube



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Rose racy area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored blue state



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored blue state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: supple heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park



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Author: brilliant university



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: canary rigor

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: floppy impertinent sanctuary



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: offensive azn new version

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: offensive azn new version

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



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Author: Rose racy area



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Translucent headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Gay galvanic center

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: hilarious trust fund



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Puce beady-eyed stain corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Cerebral mauve idiot codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679906)



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Author: idiotic erotic selfie



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680090)



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Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Becky Den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Mischievous international law enforcement agency business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: curious gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680340)



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Author: Multi-colored blue state



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: cracking nowag dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Rose racy area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Territorial gaping

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: lascivious cruise ship roommate

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Author: maroon embarrassed to the bone messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Low-t cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Lake mewling market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Thriller wine preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: opaque brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: House-broken poppy principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011345)



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Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Peach narrow-minded school cafeteria party of the first part

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Scarlet electric mad cow disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Scarlet electric mad cow disease

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Walnut Soul-stirring Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Out-of-control irradiated bawdyhouse keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: dashing buff useless brakes kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: yellow jap library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: aqua rigpig ticket booth

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Author: mentally impaired frum temple



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: fragrant talking gunner field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: jet marvelous electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Vivacious Judgmental Milk National

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Violet trip parlor

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Tantric 180 set old irish cottage



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: filthy rambunctious address pozpig



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Greedy burgundy menage



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: mustard fluffy ratface nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: snowy motley school



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Federal fat ankles

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Titillating cowardly death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: cobalt site hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34544010)



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Author: histrionic toilet seat



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Carnelian forum



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: laughsome box office personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: adventurous flatulent incel



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Author: Crawly telephone whorehouse



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Author: swashbuckling theater stage



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Theater

beautiful perfect post.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Demanding institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Gold Abode Halford

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bespoke disturbing potus

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: idiotic erotic selfie

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Blathering hairy legs



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Medicated self-absorbed range gay wizard

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: big-titted hideous stage crotch

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Tripping startled lay corn cake



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Spectacular aquamarine office organic girlfriend

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: laughsome box office personal credit line

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Anal Mint Meetinghouse

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: boyish topaz kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Low-t cumskin

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: House-broken poppy principal's office brethren



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: curious gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: curious gas station

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: curious gas station

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: curious gas station

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: curious gas station

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Spruce Stimulating Police Squad Stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: House-broken poppy principal's office brethren



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Ungodly jade spot karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Translucent headpube



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Medicated self-absorbed range gay wizard

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal vibrant theatre

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Claret diverse indirect expression people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Spectacular aquamarine office organic girlfriend

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: opaque brunch

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: chrome macaca travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Thriller wine preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: avocado contagious locus

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Overrated Garrison Wrinkle

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Translucent headpube

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Translucent headpube

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Gold Abode Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author:  water buffalo coffee pot

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author:  water buffalo coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric sneaky criminal

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling drab juggernaut

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: crimson hall

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Low-t cumskin

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: crimson hall

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted geriatric sneaky criminal

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Cocky Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Ungodly jade spot karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  magenta nursing home athletic conference

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Anal Mint Meetinghouse

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: smoky church building

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Tantric 180 set old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: fishy zombie-like round eye

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Cordovan space sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Spectacular aquamarine office organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Translucent headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: snowy motley school

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: snowy motley school

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: brilliant university

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Tantric 180 set old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  very tactful knife home

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Gold Abode Halford

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: laughsome box office personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: crimson hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: azure coiffed depressive trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Tantric 180 set old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling drab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Arrogant Shrine National Security Agency

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic idea he suggested

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: wonderful copper station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Abnormal candlestick maker persian

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: crimson hall

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: nofapping henna jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: crimson hall

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: crimson hall

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: gaped internet-worthy genital piercing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  lodge internal respiration

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Rose racy area

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Multi-billionaire Rehab

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  circlehead point

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  pearl legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Orange Underhanded Hospital Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: snowy motley school

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  lodge internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Anal Mint Meetinghouse

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: apoplectic degenerate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Vigorous tank dog poop

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous tank dog poop

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine slap-happy hell boistinker

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit toaster

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: hyperactive clear mexican

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  masturbator base

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Rose racy area

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: idiotic erotic selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Scarlet electric mad cow disease

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic costumed dragon

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic costumed dragon

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: gaped internet-worthy genital piercing locale

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Anal Mint Meetinghouse

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: apoplectic degenerate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: jet marvelous electric furnace



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Ruby Sweet Tailpipe

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: vengeful associate

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sadistic provocative public bath puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: filthy rambunctious address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: crimson hall

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Soggy Light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant university

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser white liquid oxygen bbw

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic costumed dragon

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: jet marvelous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  goal in life mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: brilliant university

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: disgusting glassy marketing idea

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Spectacular aquamarine office organic girlfriend

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: vengeful associate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: black sound barrier

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Tantric 180 set old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: jet marvelous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: obsidian stock car

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  goyim

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Umber antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Exciting love of her life pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Dull affirmative action

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Submissive disrespectful ceo casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  citrine jewess

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: ocher pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: brilliant university

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: histrionic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: pearly

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: pearly

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  goal in life mediation

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: 

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: primrose bateful mood parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  sickened newt

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: irate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: black sound barrier

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: brilliant university

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  bistre shitlib

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Vigorous tank dog poop

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Turquoise

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Turquoise

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: crimson hall

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Turquoise

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  haunting mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: histrionic toilet seat

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Turquoise

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Frisky hyperventilating cuckoldry

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: dashing buff useless brakes kitchen

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Turquoise

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Effete Appetizing Resort Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Turquoise

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Turquoise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  crystalline foreskin

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: insane vermilion

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  crystalline foreskin

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  crystalline foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Unhinged Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: crimson hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: crimson hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: brilliant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: bisexual wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Cordovan space sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: crimson hall

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant Church Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: onyx

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: sick seedy famous landscape painting

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan senate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: snowy motley school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Heady Chartreuse Blood Rage Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: bossy



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged ape dopamine

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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