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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
narrow-minded fragrant marketing idea clown
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
narrow-minded fragrant marketing idea clown
  01/03/23
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Titillating geriatric ticket booth dysfunction
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Holy shit
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shimmering big den death wish
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
Boyish Carmine Rehab
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
sable space
  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
sable space
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
sable space
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
  01/04/23
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henna nibblets macaca
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Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219
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cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry
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Charismatic Stag Film
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Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
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Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef
  01/03/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
Pontificating theater stage liquid oxygen
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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swollen trip trailer park
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Demanding Rigpig National
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Cerebral cordovan keepsake machete headpube
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
Deep abnormal friendly grandma
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Pearl exhilarant public bath party of the first part
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cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry
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QUotemo positivity
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chest-beating galvanic field
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swollen trip trailer park
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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internet-worthy lascivious ape boistinker
  04/23/24
The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
internet-worthy lascivious ape boistinker
  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
Boyish Carmine Rehab
  04/30/24
when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
chest-beating galvanic field
  04/30/24
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Boyish Carmine Rehab
  04/30/24
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded fragrant marketing idea clown

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded fragrant marketing idea clown

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Titillating geriatric ticket booth dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736930)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded fragrant marketing idea clown

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: shimmering big den death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Rehab

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: sable space

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: sable space

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: sable space

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: henna nibblets macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#46206694)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Curious point shitlib



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: shimmering big den death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Vermilion masturbator meetinghouse



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Honey-headed Dragon



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213068)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Marvelous saffron bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Pontificating theater stage liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Bronze dashing school factory reset button

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: swollen trip trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Demanding Rigpig National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Cerebral cordovan keepsake machete headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Deep abnormal friendly grandma

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: Pearl exhilarant public bath party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: rambunctious menage gaming laptop



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Iridescent splenetic feces

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: cream multi-billionaire cuckoldry

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: crawly striped hyena church building



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: chest-beating galvanic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: swollen trip trailer park

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604053)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213069)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy lascivious ape boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604067)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy lascivious ape boistinker

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Rehab

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: chest-beating galvanic field

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Boyish Carmine Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: swollen trip trailer park

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47621001)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213065)