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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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translucent heady shrine
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Nighttime halford
  08/28/25
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translucent heady shrine
  08/28/25
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mind-boggling circlehead
  08/28/25
that's it?
Angry University
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
translucent heady shrine
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
emerald fiercely-loyal tanning salon depressive
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Angry University
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
galvanic persian
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
galvanic persian
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
galvanic persian
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Floppy iridescent garrison
  08/28/25
Happy?
Misunderstood address gunner
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Floppy iridescent garrison
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
galvanic persian
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
mind-boggling circlehead
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
galvanic persian
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
mind-boggling circlehead
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
indigo rigor
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
self-centered site
  08/28/25
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Motley Stage Factory Reset Button
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Well-lubricated mewling quadroon
  08/29/25
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offensive box office degenerate
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Big lake dysfunction
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Supple Messiness
  08/29/25
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Motley Stage Factory Reset Button
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Grizzly charismatic kitty
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Supple Messiness
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
thriller hell nowag
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
galvanic persian
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Floppy iridescent garrison
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Big lake dysfunction
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
galvanic persian
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
pontificating piazza
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Tan stead
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Floppy iridescent garrison
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
mind-boggling circlehead
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
galvanic persian
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Supple Messiness
  09/01/25
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galvanic persian
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Supple Messiness
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
galvanic persian
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Misunderstood address gunner
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Floppy iridescent garrison
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Swashbuckling shaky den
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Floppy iridescent garrison
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: translucent heady shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nighttime halford

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: translucent heady shrine



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Angry University

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: translucent heady shrine

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: emerald fiercely-loyal tanning salon depressive

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Angry University

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic persian

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: galvanic persian

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: galvanic persian

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood address gunner

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: galvanic persian

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: galvanic persian

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: indigo rigor

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: self-centered site

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Motley Stage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated mewling quadroon

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: offensive box office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Big lake dysfunction

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Supple Messiness

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Motley Stage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Grizzly charismatic kitty

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Supple Messiness

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dull mexican corner

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: thriller hell nowag

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: galvanic persian

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Big lake dysfunction

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: galvanic persian

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: pontificating piazza

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Tan stead

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic persian

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Supple Messiness

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: galvanic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Supple Messiness

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic persian

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood address gunner

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling shaky den

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Floppy iridescent garrison

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259839)