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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
aphrodisiac puppy
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Pearl dysfunction institution
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
free-loading histrionic space
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
brindle well-lubricated ratface stage
  08/30/25
...
soul-stirring lime property prole
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Floppy mad-dog skullcap
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Cerebral Library Weed Whacker
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
aphrodisiac puppy
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Cerebral Library Weed Whacker
  08/31/25
...
Stirring sandwich address
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  08/31/25
delusional take
Stirring sandwich address
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
crystalline trust fund haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Turquoise adulterous pit
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
aphrodisiac puppy
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
aphrodisiac puppy
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Turquoise adulterous pit
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Turquoise adulterous pit
  09/05/25
...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
hateful range
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Turquoise adulterous pit
  09/05/25
...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Turquoise adulterous pit
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Dark Stag Film
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Dark Stag Film
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/05/25
Kenny
Turquoise adulterous pit
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/06/25
...
racy submissive psychic mood
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/06/25
...
racy submissive psychic mood
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
seedy university
  09/07/25
Explain
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
talented windowlicker corn cake
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
aphrodisiac puppy
  09/07/25
...
crystalline trust fund haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Cheese-eating Big Background Story
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Pearl dysfunction institution

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: free-loading histrionic space

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: brindle well-lubricated ratface stage

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring lime property prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy mad-dog skullcap

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Library Weed Whacker

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Library Weed Whacker

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Stirring sandwich address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Stirring sandwich address

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: crystalline trust fund haunted graveyard

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: hateful range

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dark Stag Film

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Dark Stag Film

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous pit

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: racy submissive psychic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: racy submissive psychic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: seedy university

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: talented windowlicker corn cake

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac puppy

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: crystalline trust fund haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Big Background Story

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49438939)