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Total Net Worth: $ 329,336.47 ---- fuck my life, this shit sucks

Bonds are getting hammered today. AAPL is getting hammer...
Trip boltzmann
  07/05/13
bro, i'm getting killed shorting financials
Bonkers sound barrier
  07/05/13
What? BAC and C are shit? C is one of best performing stocks...
Trip boltzmann
  07/05/13
...
Vibrant plaza ceo
  07/05/13
sad
Trip boltzmann
  07/05/13
KIKES will never let you win in their rigged game, bro.
passionate space sweet tailpipe
  07/05/13
I did pretty damn well 2010 through 2012. Basically made aro...
Trip boltzmann
  07/05/13
...
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
Rory furk OP was me, today my NW is 1.015m and I drink juice...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
180 friend. How much of the NW is equities?
Peach Floppy Address Pocket Flask
  05/24/23
prob like 85%, if i ever get back to 1.2m im gonna move way ...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
shrewd. I am way over-exposed to equities but I have no desi...
Peach Floppy Address Pocket Flask
  05/24/23
accounting for actual inflation and not flame CPI this amoun...
dashing flatulent range
  05/24/23
Nigga I don't care Abt inflation, with my lifestyle I can ea...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
1.015 million is about what each one of my kids has in their...
impressive underhanded pit
  05/25/23
just do dividends, bro.
bisexual glittery foreskin
  05/24/23
Amazing 10-year look back. Tommy, I have been reading these...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
I just had two fresh JUICE in Pattaya, living the dream
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
As for my family, I am about to close on a bigger house that...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
I will pray to Allah that a half naked Italian man swims to ...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
...
mint motley location
  05/24/23
Holy fuck at your daycare costs America is pure evil
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
cr We need to earn about $100k more just to feel like we ar...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
if i recall correctly ur wife is barely maeking enough to co...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
Yeah I don't understand this goy shit of working for the chi...
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
they need to maek CEO, u sexist pig!!! women menstraute so t...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
My wife is paid $1,324.78 (after tax) biweekly. So we barely...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
If thats not flame why isn't she just a SAHM
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
rofl, women can do anything!! (incl ruin marriages)
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
...
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
Insanity
Blathering Associate Dog Poop
  05/24/23
Yeah, my do nothing mother collects more per month from soci...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
180, my mom (who is deaf) has been on SSDI for like 30 years...
Flesh appetizing legal warrant
  05/24/23
this is the goyshit way, u guys complain abt niggas on welfa...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
It's brilliant
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
I don't even know what to tell my children, Tommy. In the US...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
18000000
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
my wife makes 90-100k and i considered asking her to quit he...
Flesh appetizing legal warrant
  05/24/23
My wife has pretty bad benefits. I think she just covers the...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
just lol at the moronic shithole land of the USA
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
We just know that our work here, in some way, is for the gre...
Zombie-like Milky Stock Car
  05/24/23
yea so niggas can chimp out on tiktok
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
youre probably poorer now in real terms than you were back t...
Emerald brunch useless brakes
  05/24/23
jfc
Fantasy-prone arousing regret indian lodge
  05/24/23
i dunno, i traveled for two years around 2010 when i had 325...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
What ,% return have you had on average annually
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
this says 4.44% since july 2013 but tht is just taking every...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
Not good man Why aren't you in the tbonds rn
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
i retarded, wtf is tboinds, i lost my account password
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
You could've made 60k doing nothing if you put your money in...
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
i ran the numbers and seems im retarded: SP since july 2...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
You will not beat the market long term, Thomas. I have told ...
Blathering Associate Dog Poop
  05/24/23
i dont want to beat i just regret not being more in equities...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
Youre stuck overseas which is 180, no way you can live off t...
jet-lagged indirect expression lodge
  05/24/23
counting his student loans he's worth $0 it seems
Histrionic pistol wrinkle
  05/24/23
my student loans died in my mind many years ago, i just IBR ...
Trip boltzmann
  05/24/23
Good thing you inherited $600k!
confused office stain
  05/25/23
...
jewish dick is a blessing
  12/26/25
haha I was OP, now my NW is $1,425,642 not bad, if u had ...
AZNgirl eating Chinese X-Mas Dinner w/Jewish BF
  12/26/25


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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

Bonds are getting hammered today.

AAPL is getting hammered.

FML.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551918)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Bonkers sound barrier

bro, i'm getting killed shorting financials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551928)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

What? BAC and C are shit? C is one of best performing stocks.

Wait, what does shorting mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551935)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551922)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551927)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: passionate space sweet tailpipe

KIKES will never let you win in their rigged game, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551934)



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Date: July 5th, 2013 4:00 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

I did pretty damn well 2010 through 2012. Basically made around 80k.

This year has sucked. Been to beta on equities. Too engrossed with AAPL. FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#23551939)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:31 AM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348652)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:35 AM
Author: Trip boltzmann

Rory furk OP was me, today my NW is 1.015m and I drink juice all day and wank to lizard photos. I'm on a bus to pattaya now

I guess life turned out pretty sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348653)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:14 AM
Author: Peach Floppy Address Pocket Flask

180 friend. How much of the NW is equities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348680)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:16 AM
Author: Trip boltzmann

prob like 85%, if i ever get back to 1.2m im gonna move way more to bonds and cop dat 5%, maybe will do 60/40 equities/bonds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348683)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:29 AM
Author: Peach Floppy Address Pocket Flask

shrewd. I am way over-exposed to equities but I have no desire to take the crap gains hit of rebalancing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348692)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:21 AM
Author: dashing flatulent range

accounting for actual inflation and not flame CPI this amount and the figure in the OP are the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348685)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:41 AM
Author: Trip boltzmann

Nigga I don't care Abt inflation, with my lifestyle I can easily control.expenses, I won't spend over 33.5k this year (not including boat rapage)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348778)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: impressive underhanded pit

1.015 million is about what each one of my kids has in their Vanguard account now, brother. You guys are like investment twins! Although they each have a paid off house too, so they are more like mini RSFs (except they file taxes every year since they have income from working for me). You can meet them when we all come out to Pattaya to visit you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46352566)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 6:15 AM
Author: bisexual glittery foreskin

just do dividends, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348681)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

Amazing 10-year look back.

Tommy, I have been reading these threads for years and have always been for you. I hope you are truly happy now that you are back in Thailand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348789)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Trip boltzmann

I just had two fresh JUICE in Pattaya, living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348792)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

As for my family, I am about to close on a bigger house that needs A LOT of work. Will be carrying two mortgages, and more importantly taxes and utilities for two homes through summer, until I can get my primary home sold. Cost of movers alone is like $4,000.

I don’t even know what I am doing anymore.

We spend more than $3800/month just on daycare so my wife can work, but one more will start school next year so that will be a savings.

Basically just need to sell current house as fast as possible. This makes us kindred spirits in a way because my current home in a bad town is basically like the SS HELLOSIR.

I will never escape to a land of juice and lizards. I am in it for the long haul. We won’t be done with kids in school until the 2040s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348814)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 8:35 AM
Author: Trip boltzmann

I will pray to Allah that a half naked Italian man swims to your house and makes you an offer you cannot refuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46348833)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: mint motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46351026)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

Holy fuck at your daycare costs

America is pure evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350544)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

cr

We need to earn about $100k more just to feel like we are above water.

$200k more to save in 529s.

$300k more to stop deferring home maintenance.

$400k more to start going on vacations.

$500k more to undertake home remodels.

$600k more to take a summer and a winter vacation.

$700k more to add in a Spring Break and Fall Break vacation.

$800k more to feel "comfortable."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350549)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

if i recall correctly ur wife is barely maeking enough to cover the childcare costs

u shld convert to islam, adopt the mantra of the taliban brehs, control ur wife, burka her fully and maek her stay at home as nature intended to take care of the furking kids



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350564)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

Yeah I don't understand this goy shit of working for the childcare costs if the person is a real honest to God front hole woman and is literally only designed to care for children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350574)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:08 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

they need to maek CEO, u sexist pig!!! women menstraute so tehy can get into the boardroom, as nature intended!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350598)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

My wife is paid $1,324.78 (after tax) biweekly. So we barely come out ahead.

Edit: Actually she is paid semi monthly, so that's 24 paychecks per year instead of 26. Also, she had a lot of docked pay (costs of being a mother of small children because the day care won't even look after sick children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350583)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

If thats not flame why isn't she just a SAHM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350593)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

rofl, women can do anything!! (incl ruin marriages)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350594)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350599)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Blathering Associate Dog Poop

Insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350622)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

Yeah, my do nothing mother collects more per month from social security and she does nothing except go to the grocery store, go to play golf, and occasionally she will go on a trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350629)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:19 PM
Author: Flesh appetizing legal warrant

180, my mom (who is deaf) has been on SSDI for like 30 years. she is a leech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350686)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

this is the goyshit way, u guys complain abt niggas on welfare which is true but ljl u guys love dat SSDI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350695)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

It's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350703)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

I don't even know what to tell my children, Tommy. In the USA it's not like working will buy you a better life or even a chance at advancement. We just work for the sake of working. More money can be had by lying around and complaining about your back OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350710)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350717)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: Flesh appetizing legal warrant

my wife makes 90-100k and i considered asking her to quit her jerb bc our daycare costs were $3500/mo for a while (first kid got out of daycare in 2020, second kid gets out in august, thank allah), BUT i am a firm lolyer, and as we all know firms have SPS benefits and health insurance is super expensive. (in fact, for most of the kids' lives, up until a year ago, i was a partner in biglaw so the health insurance was insane - i'd have had to pay the entire amount since i was also the "employer" myself).

so my wife has kept working mainly bc her job provides really good health insurance and the whole family is covered for like $300 a month. plus she maxes out 401k and gets a 9% match. but apart from that, she was more or less working for not a whole lot of take home pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350652)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

My wife has pretty bad benefits. I think she just covers the kids with a high deductible plan and we are paying at least $650-$750/month in premiums for that.

She doesn't get any match, and her employer-sponsored 457(b) is very expensive (probably the add on fees nearly mitigate any tax benefit from being able to defer income, but I earn a bit more and the benefits increase as your marginal rates increase so maybe a little bit of a bump).

My wife is also earning credits towards a lulzy pension thing that will probably be insolvent and defunct 10+ years before we are ready to hang up the workshirts in 40+ years in our late 70s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350689)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:22 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

just lol at the moronic shithole land of the USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350709)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Milky Stock Car

We just know that our work here, in some way, is for the greater good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350716)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:26 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

yea so niggas can chimp out on tiktok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350734)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Emerald brunch useless brakes

youre probably poorer now in real terms than you were back then lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350584)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone arousing regret indian lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350592)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

i dunno, i traveled for two years around 2010 when i had 325k NW and i definitely had to watch my expenses

at 1m plus i dont really care, back in 2010 i backpacked for 20k a year, now i live off 33.5k a year, its not a big deal expense wise, i prob cld live off 50k



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350604)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

What ,% return have you had on average annually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350620)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:23 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

this says 4.44% since july 2013 but tht is just taking everything and dividing, i havent really run it based on each year, but cleraly im not beating the market, im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350714)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

Not good man

Why aren't you in the tbonds rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350721)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

i retarded, wtf is tboinds, i lost my account password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350736)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

You could've made 60k doing nothing if you put your money in usa t bonds this year

Still can I think 5-6% easily guaranteed and safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46351021)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

i ran the numbers and seems im retarded:

SP since july 2013 up: 180.75%

NASDAQ up 200%

once i subtract my expenses then added what i made from solo shitlol, im only up 42.13%

now this isnt exact as the shitlaw money came in more 2016 and after but i still feel retarded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350619)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Blathering Associate Dog Poop

You will not beat the market long term, Thomas. I have told you this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350627)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:24 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

i dont want to beat i just regret not being more in equities pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350718)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged indirect expression lodge

Youre stuck overseas which is 180, no way you can live off that in USA or Europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350633)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Histrionic pistol wrinkle

counting his student loans he's worth $0 it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350741)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

my student loans died in my mind many years ago, i just IBR once a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46350745)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: confused office stain

Good thing you inherited $600k!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#46352506)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: jewish dick is a blessing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#49540177)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl eating Chinese X-Mas Dinner w/Jewish BF

haha I was OP, now my NW is $1,425,642

not bad, if u had told me in 2013 my NW wld hit 1,425,642 in 2025 id lol at u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301265&forum_id=2!#49540231)