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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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big purple hall internal respiration
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
smoky goyim
  08/28/25
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big purple hall internal respiration
  08/28/25
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vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma
  08/28/25
that's it?
Arousing crystalline temple
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
big purple hall internal respiration
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
drab philosopher-king
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Arousing crystalline temple
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
ocher set
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
turquoise mental disorder
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
ocher set
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
turquoise mental disorder
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
ocher set
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
turquoise mental disorder
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
frozen resort
  08/28/25
Happy?
Yellow home
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
frozen resort
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
ocher set
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
ocher set
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
vibrant free-loading field quadroon
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
henna zippy persian university
  08/28/25
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Histrionic chartreuse menage legend
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
tripping dashing hissy fit lay
  08/29/25
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nofapping maize heaven gaping
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Opaque Pontificating State
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Crawly hell
  08/29/25
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Histrionic chartreuse menage legend
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Bright charismatic private investor
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Crawly hell
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
turquoise mental disorder
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
At-the-ready Fragrant Mad Cow Disease
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
ocher set
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
frozen resort
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Opaque Pontificating State
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
ocher set
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Aromatic Frum Sweet Tailpipe Casino
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Mischievous Titillating Trailer Park
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
frozen resort
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
ocher set
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Crawly hell
  09/01/25
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ocher set
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Crawly hell
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
ocher set
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Yellow home
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
frozen resort
  09/01/25
?
turquoise mental disorder
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Onyx hideous new version native
  09/01/25
Fuck you
frozen resort
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
ocher set
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
turquoise mental disorder
  09/12/25
Yes
ocher set
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
turquoise mental disorder
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
turquoise mental disorder
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
big purple hall internal respiration
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: big purple hall internal respiration



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: smoky goyim

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: big purple hall internal respiration



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline temple

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: big purple hall internal respiration

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: drab philosopher-king

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline temple

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: ocher set

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ocher set

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: ocher set

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: frozen resort

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Yellow home

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: frozen resort

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: ocher set

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: ocher set

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: vibrant free-loading field quadroon

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: henna zippy persian university

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Histrionic chartreuse menage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: tripping dashing hissy fit lay

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: nofapping maize heaven gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Opaque Pontificating State

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Crawly hell

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Histrionic chartreuse menage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Bright charismatic private investor

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Crawly hell

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready Fragrant Mad Cow Disease

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: ocher set

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: frozen resort

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Opaque Pontificating State

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: ocher set

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Frum Sweet Tailpipe Casino

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mischievous Titillating Trailer Park

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: frozen resort

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: vigorous low-t corn cake friendly grandma

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: ocher set

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Crawly hell

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: ocher set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Crawly hell

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ocher set

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Yellow home

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: frozen resort

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Onyx hideous new version native

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: frozen resort

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: ocher set

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: ocher set

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: turquoise mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: big purple hall internal respiration

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259839)