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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: shaky gay indirect expression



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed pearly lay

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy sickened hospital pisswyrm



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Heady Anal Trailer Park



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: laughsome cowardly toaster abode

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Sticky yapping hissy fit pistol

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed pearly lay

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Abnormal Lascivious Orchestra Pit

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Maize location



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: red resort immigrant

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious plaza codepig

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: racy yellow sanctuary



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bipolar circlehead

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: khaki space messiness

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: milky mexican



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Shimmering Legal Warrant Home

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: amber site

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2!#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: milky mexican



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Legal Warrant Home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: red resort immigrant

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: disturbing exhilarant bawdyhouse private investor



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: 180 aqua shitlib

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: talented theater

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Soggy Nursing Home Candlestick Maker



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: boyish apoplectic national security agency dopamine

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2!#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: rusted stirring theater stage wrinkle

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: honey-headed mood



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: medicated voyeur



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Provocative bearded office pervert



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Salmon Exciting Deer Antler

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Abnormal Lascivious Orchestra Pit



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Offensive Useless Brakes



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Geriatric thriller heaven

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: 180 aqua shitlib



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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