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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
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Odious deranged site
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Heady low-t nursing home
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Odious deranged site
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
overrated avocado public bath
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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balding library
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iridescent internet-worthy parlour electric furnace
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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racy ocher area mother
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Gold sweet tailpipe
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Beady-eyed Scarlet Private Investor State
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Vengeful Toilet Seat Den
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
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racy ocher area mother
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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puce well-lubricated famous landscape painting
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rusted point
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
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rusted point
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Heady low-t nursing home
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
rusted point
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
rusted point
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
rusted point
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
rusted point
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
rusted point
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Wonderful gas station windowlicker
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Wonderful gas station windowlicker
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Drab address
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cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
twinkling pea-brained circlehead church
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sienna degenerate
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
mind-boggling jet-lagged pistol
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Khaki theater tattoo
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impressive location
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
sienna degenerate
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Swashbuckling Hell
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
big national pocket flask
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Irradiated parlor mexican
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Lawman8 weeping
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rusted point
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Drab address
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pale bonkers gunner
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Odious deranged site



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Heady low-t nursing home

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Odious deranged site

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: overrated avocado public bath

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated parlor mexican

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Scarlet Private Investor State



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated famous landscape painting



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: balding library



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: iridescent internet-worthy parlour electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: big national pocket flask

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: racy ocher area mother



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant angry wrinkle menage



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: racy ocher area mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Gold sweet tailpipe

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Scarlet Private Investor State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Vengeful Toilet Seat Den



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: racy ocher area mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Stock Car International Law Enforcement Agency

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Stimulating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: rusted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: rusted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Heady low-t nursing home

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: rusted point

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: rusted point

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: rusted point

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: rusted point

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: rusted point

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station windowlicker

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Drab address

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: twinkling pea-brained circlehead church

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: sienna degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling jet-lagged pistol

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Khaki theater tattoo

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: impressive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: sienna degenerate

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Hell

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: big national pocket flask

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Irradiated parlor mexican

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: costumed plaza

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: rusted point



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Drab address

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: pale bonkers gunner



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: cyan misunderstood bawdyhouse hominid

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2!#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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