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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Cerebral purple telephone piazza

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Salmon vivacious famous landscape painting potus



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: unhinged lime rehab



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Slate national boltzmann



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Gay Electric Church Building



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fishy factory reset button

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling newt



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Self-centered regret

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse rigor



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Crystalline Step-uncle's House Sweet Tailpipe

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: sick naked hall jewess

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Diverse stead

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Pink chapel



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Lavender locus corn cake



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse rigor

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: poppy juggernaut boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Glittery brass meetinghouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Cerebral purple telephone piazza

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: unhinged lime rehab

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Cerebral purple telephone piazza

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: unhinged lime rehab

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: poppy juggernaut boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Diverse stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: bisexual shrine laser beams



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: jade point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: jade point



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: charismatic business firm dragon



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Crystalline Step-uncle's House Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: poppy juggernaut boiling water



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Self-centered regret



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Free-loading comical scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: unholy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Galvanic field rigpig

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Talented foreskin lay



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Shivering mood



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Titillating cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#47340548)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: turquoise appetizing half-breed



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Self-centered regret



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Pink chapel



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: motley church

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: poppy juggernaut boiling water



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: jade point



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Cerebral purple telephone piazza



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: bisexual shrine laser beams



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Turdskin



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Turdskin



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Diverse stead

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: unholy box office



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#49354908)