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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Vengeful Church Building

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: gay cracking parlour



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Cream Home Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: ungodly vermilion nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Comical stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: talented sweet tailpipe whorehouse

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Cerebral aqua state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: soggy disgusting trailer park

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Contagious Garnet Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Trip psychic

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Dopamine School

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Carnelian Parlor

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: unhinged hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Useless crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Contagious Garnet Den

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Boyish karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: judgmental overrated chapel ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: onyx galvanic kitchen cuckold

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Vengeful Church Building

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Cream Home Patrolman

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Vengeful Church Building

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Cream Home Patrolman

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Contagious Garnet Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Boyish karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Carnelian Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Irradiated nudist stead corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: spectacular mahogany shrine faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany shrine faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Iridescent Vivacious Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Trip psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Boyish karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: soggy disgusting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Provocative Puppy Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Doobsian pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: motley roast beef hall

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Sexy Orchestra Pit

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: mustard fear-inspiring preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: splenetic dead house striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Yapping location

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Alabama Bangs



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: effete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: soggy disgusting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: unhinged hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Green range

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Boyish karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany shrine faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Vengeful Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Irradiated nudist stead corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: concupiscible multi-billionaire area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: concupiscible multi-billionaire area



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Doobsian pit marketing idea



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: spectacular mahogany shrine faggot firefighter



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: unhinged hospital voyeur



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#49354908)