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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Appetizing Thirsty Yarmulke pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43762911) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Navy abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: Stirring den scourge upon the earth CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: Floppy sound barrier library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Carnelian Institution Boltzmann “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: mewling forum dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Thriller fluffy prole chad "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Vibrant Stead Newt "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Turquoise Bonkers Kitty Cat School Cafeteria it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: Stimulating principal's office Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Appetizing Thirsty Yarmulke This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Appetizing Thirsty Yarmulke it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2!#43764141) |
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"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
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"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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