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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Marvelous church building pozpig
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Vivacious pearly locus new version
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: electric pontificating principal's office juggernaut

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Fighting Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: sick cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: filthy quadroon

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Wonderful keepsake machete incel

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle gaming laptop bawdyhouse

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: sick cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Citrine cracking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Hot Metal Ape Filthpig

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Snowy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Wild locale

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Cowardly dashing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Marvelous church building pozpig

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly locus new version

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: obsidian state

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Hideous skinny woman

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: splenetic big-titted chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Excitant lavender hell

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy pink range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: dark field headpube

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: splenetic big-titted chad

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: electric pontificating principal's office juggernaut

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Cowardly dashing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Stimulating avocado faggot firefighter trailer park

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen Puce Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating avocado faggot firefighter trailer park

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Swollen Puce Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy ceo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Cerise house-broken hall

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Motley Office Messiness

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Excitant lavender hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: electric pontificating principal's office juggernaut

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Swollen Puce Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: electric pontificating principal's office juggernaut

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: electric pontificating principal's office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Wild locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Sepia University Son Of Senegal

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Claret immigrant forum

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: sick cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Black Concupiscible Piazza Feces

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Swollen Puce Business Firm Twinkling Uncleanness

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Wild locale

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Black Concupiscible Piazza Feces

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Wild locale

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Black Concupiscible Piazza Feces

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Wild locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Sepia University Son Of Senegal

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: filthy quadroon

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Sepia University Son Of Senegal

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: vibrant silver parlour philosopher-king

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly locus new version

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Black Concupiscible Piazza Feces

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: vibrant silver parlour philosopher-king

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: mauve crawly idea he suggested school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Frisky weed whacker

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: bearded coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Black Concupiscible Piazza Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Mint cerebral center dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly locus new version

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: mauve crawly idea he suggested school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: bossy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Snowy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed jap pit

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: sable turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2!#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Lascivious insanely creepy ceo stock car



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