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Do essentially all men REGULARLY MASTURBATE?

Excluding the tiny number with some severe issue (i.e., in a...
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
This sounds like flame. Are you telling me that half of men ...
Umber candlestick maker
  12/03/25
That people can go a whole month without nutting is unbeliev...
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
I can't go more than a day or two
brilliant hall telephone
  12/03/25
...
trip ticket booth
  12/06/25
i used to do it daily when i was younger but now i do miss a...
brass supple place of business
  12/03/25
We are all wankers. When I was in high school my friend's el...
Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman
  12/03/25
This is what libs took from us, the real America where 80yo ...
boyish disrespectful chad
  12/03/25
You misunderstand. He beat off in private. He was just givin...
Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman
  12/03/25
its sad, really
purple new version
  12/04/25
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Twinkling Diverse Yarmulke
  12/04/25
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kink-friendly piazza
  12/03/25
You've dropped that anecdote here before and it's great
sinister french chef trailer park
  12/03/25
I remember. Just thought it needed refreshing for those who ...
Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman
  12/03/25
xo newcomers are also what libs took from us
purple new version
  12/04/25
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splenetic irradiated stage
  12/08/25
...
laughsome private investor parlor
  12/06/25
ty gonna use this if i make it another few decades
Misunderstood Public Bath
  12/03/25
i think guys don't beat off as much as they get older lik...
Canary mother
  12/03/25
Why? At 50 almost all guys regularly crave orgasm?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
i'm not anywhere near 50 yet but i definitely don't beat off...
Canary mother
  12/03/25
are you fat or diabetic?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
no just Old (late 30s)
Canary mother
  12/03/25
You're actually young for this site.
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
...
vibrant abode main people
  12/03/25
Happy 43rd birthday ! 🎉
Stimulating flirting theater stage tattoo
  12/03/25
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vibrant abode main people
  12/03/25
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jet clown
  12/03/25
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trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
Do you still trim/shave your pubes? just curious
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
only when i'm Having Sex are you a Woman? no Male would e...
Canary mother
  12/03/25
no, but why would no male ask?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
I'm in my late 40's, and I still jerk off almost daily. It u...
Umber candlestick maker
  12/03/25
Yea, I think in most studies the majority of guys just reall...
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
I'm over 40 and shoot ropes into tissues at least once a day...
Tan spectacular parlour
  12/03/25
need doodikoff's opinion on this
bateful forum
  12/03/25
Men and women
Judgmental provocative national
  12/03/25
Apparently there are many men who say they don't.
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
IME some do.
medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle
  12/03/25
describe your experience
Vivacious onyx center
  12/03/25
Decent anmount of guys i know masturbate with some regularit...
medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle
  12/03/25
How often?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
varies from guy to guy.
medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle
  12/05/25
nobody ITT has asked for a def of regularly. this used to be...
Khaki multi-colored base dopamine
  12/03/25
How should we define these? Once a month seems very infrequ...
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
once a week doesnt seem like "regular" to me. seem...
Khaki multi-colored base dopamine
  12/03/25
what if you regularly do it once per week though?
Flatulent plum hell
  12/03/25
I agree, once a week has to be the absolute bare minimum for...
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
even once per week is pushing it
Flatulent plum hell
  12/03/25
What do you think is a better number?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
I feel like my dad really doesn’t. He seems Ascended ...
green marvelous boiling water station
  12/03/25
Once in college I went like 2 weeks without nutting and ende...
jet clown
  12/03/25
...
Canary mother
  12/03/25
...
Titillating white address rigor
  12/06/25
how do i stop this its consuming my life
Startled Business Firm Messiness
  12/03/25
No idea. If you're a porn watcher, stopping that is a goo...
cyan hairless background story range
  12/03/25
I went onto nofap over 8 years ago. It's been great. All k...
Violent talented step-uncle's house halford
  12/03/25
I suspect that everyone who claims to do nofap is lying.
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
exactly. Its not possible and possibly bad for you
brilliant hall telephone
  12/04/25
Do you watch porn or use imagination? I think the rise of A...
trip ticket booth
  12/04/25
yeah especially after marriage
excitant thirsty jewess
  12/03/25
Wouldn't it be the opposite?
trip ticket booth
  12/03/25
lol ok junior
excitant thirsty jewess
  12/04/25
Ok, I may be an idiot but I'm going to need you to explain t...
trip ticket booth
  12/05/25
it's like fucking a man in the ass - you can explain until t...
excitant thirsty jewess
  12/05/25
Well, you can stop fucking a man in the ass if you decide yo...
trip ticket booth
  12/08/25
...
Misunderstood Public Bath
  12/03/25
It wanes a bit when the intensity of the orgasm wanes.
slippery sepia senate nibblets
  12/05/25
if you don't, you get cancer
Filthy potus affirmative action
  12/05/25
Do you think this is really true? The studies maxed out at ...
trip ticket booth
  12/06/25
the studies do seem to suggest there is some benefit emptyin...
Misunderstood Public Bath
  12/08/25
if i go a week+ without nutting my jizz will be yellowed and...
Dun idiot hospital
  12/08/25
When I was a kid I listened to Howard Stern and he complaine...
clear big-titted shrine antidepressant drug
  12/08/25
on the assumption that the OP is a chick, I am masturbating ...
thriller disturbing blood rage
  12/08/25


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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Excluding the tiny number with some severe issue (i.e., in a coma, etc.), how common is it for a bro to just not spank it at least every now and then? According to chatgpt, there is a "consistent minority that simply don't" and about half haven't done it in a month. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479891)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Umber candlestick maker

This sounds like flame. Are you telling me that half of men can do NNN without even trying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480247)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

That people can go a whole month without nutting is unbelievable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480357)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: brilliant hall telephone

I can't go more than a day or two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49481351)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: trip ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49489502)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: brass supple place of business

i used to do it daily when i was younger but now i do miss a day here or there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479897)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman

We are all wankers. When I was in high school my friend's elderly father, who looked like a turtle, told us, "Boys, every New Year's Day I take out my meat and if I can still beat I know I'll make it another year." P.S. He had 13 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479898)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: boyish disrespectful chad

This is what libs took from us, the real America where 80yo old birdshits beat off in front of their grown sons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479945)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman

You misunderstand. He beat off in private. He was just giving us advice for the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479952)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: purple new version

its sad, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49483727)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49483728)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479978)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: sinister french chef trailer park

You've dropped that anecdote here before and it's great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Milky beady-eyed stead skinny woman

I remember. Just thought it needed refreshing for those who missed. I can't say newcomers because we don't have any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49482386)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: purple new version

xo newcomers are also what libs took from us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49483731)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: splenetic irradiated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49495541)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: laughsome private investor parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49488712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood Public Bath

ty gonna use this if i make it another few decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49482287)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Canary mother

i think guys don't beat off as much as they get older

like the idea of a 50 year old guy jerking it to videos of women more than once a week is pretty absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Why? At 50 almost all guys regularly crave orgasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479918)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Canary mother

i'm not anywhere near 50 yet but i definitely don't beat off or chase pussy as much as i did at 20 years old and in my experience other guys don't either

your T goes down and also you just don't care about sexual release as much because you have other stuff going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479934)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

are you fat or diabetic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479974)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Canary mother

no just Old (late 30s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

You're actually young for this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479984)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: vibrant abode main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Stimulating flirting theater stage tattoo

Happy 43rd birthday ! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480046)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: vibrant abode main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480144)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: jet clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480396)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: trip ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49482284)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Do you still trim/shave your pubes? just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480137)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Canary mother

only when i'm Having Sex

are you a Woman? no Male would ever ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480160)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

no, but why would no male ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480192)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Umber candlestick maker

I'm in my late 40's, and I still jerk off almost daily. It used to be every day (sometimes multiple times per day) without fail. Now sometimes I fall asleep without wanking. Sometimes it even happens more than one night in a row. But if I go more than a couple days, I start to get horny, and I need to nut. I'm doubtful that this will change drastically as I hit 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480246)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Yea, I think in most studies the majority of guys just really understate their frequency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480299)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Tan spectacular parlour

I'm over 40 and shoot ropes into tissues at least once a day, sometimes more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49482390)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: bateful forum

need doodikoff's opinion on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479931)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Judgmental provocative national

Men and women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479946)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Apparently there are many men who say they don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479957)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle

IME some do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Vivacious onyx center

describe your experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480111)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle

Decent anmount of guys i know masturbate with some regularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480401)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

How often?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480538)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: medicated amethyst orchestra pit wrinkle

varies from guy to guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49487094)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored base dopamine

nobody ITT has asked for a def of regularly. this used to be a law boart. regularly is a hopelessly vague and ambiguous term, and this thread is retarded.

OP further retardedly uses the similarly imprecise phrase, "every now and then"

xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

How should we define these? Once a month seems very infrequent for most men, but I think that may be a reasonable cutoff to include current masturbators. or should we do once a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49479997)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored base dopamine

once a week doesnt seem like "regular" to me. seems more "from time to time" than regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480038)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Flatulent plum hell

what if you regularly do it once per week though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480124)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

I agree, once a week has to be the absolute bare minimum for most guys. I don't believe most guys could stand that little masturbation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480134)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Flatulent plum hell

even once per week is pushing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

What do you think is a better number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480181)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: green marvelous boiling water station

I feel like my dad really doesn’t. He seems Ascended imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480250)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: jet clown

Once in college I went like 2 weeks without nutting and ended up fucking a pretty fat mexican chick whose boyfriend was a legit gang member. I got her number in front of him too. He later sent me pics of himself holding guns on facebook. I wasn't even horny at that point it was like I was hungry for pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480382)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Canary mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480573)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Titillating white address rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49488728)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Startled Business Firm Messiness

how do i stop this its consuming my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cyan hairless background story range

No idea.

If you're a porn watcher, stopping that is a good start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49481453)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Violent talented step-uncle's house halford

I went onto nofap over 8 years ago. It's been great. All kinds of crazy benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480558)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

I suspect that everyone who claims to do nofap is lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49480622)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: brilliant hall telephone

exactly. Its not possible and possibly bad for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49483319)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Do you watch porn or use imagination? I think the rise of AI porn is going to be wild for men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49483722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: excitant thirsty jewess

yeah especially after marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49481328)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Wouldn't it be the opposite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49481786)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: excitant thirsty jewess

lol ok junior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49484226)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Ok, I may be an idiot but I'm going to need you to explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49487092)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: excitant thirsty jewess

it's like fucking a man in the ass - you can explain until the cows come home, but ultimately you must experience it to truly understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49487188)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Well, you can stop fucking a man in the ass if you decide you don't like it. Stopping a marriage is, I hear, harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49495078)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49482288)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: slippery sepia senate nibblets

It wanes a bit when the intensity of the orgasm wanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49487098)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Filthy potus affirmative action

if you don't, you get cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49487197)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: trip ticket booth

Do you think this is really true? The studies maxed out at 21 orgasms per month, but if true, it could be that more would have been even better, and men should aim for more than once per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49488533)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Public Bath

the studies do seem to suggest there is some benefit emptying out the pipes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49495510)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Dun idiot hospital

if i go a week+ without nutting my jizz will be yellowed and obv unhealthy

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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: clear big-titted shrine antidepressant drug

When I was a kid I listened to Howard Stern and he complained that he thought this shit would die down as he got older but it didn’t. I think he was in his mid-50s then.

I’m in my early 40s and still nut at least one per day, ideally twice. Sometimes 3x. I mean, if you have the time, why not?

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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: thriller disturbing blood rage

on the assumption that the OP is a chick, I am masturbating right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2!#49495580)