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Never fired a gun, too risky to buy one for suicide?
| United Negro Coffin Fund | 09/30/25 |
| I was a virgin, she, of course, had been molested. | 09/30/25 |
| UhOh | 09/30/25 |
| United Negro Coffin Fund | 09/30/25 |
| UhOh | 09/30/25 |
| United Negro Coffin Fund | 09/30/25 |
| peeface | 09/30/25 |
| UN peacekeeper | 09/30/25 |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund What if I miss. This is not a schtick btw, I’m considering my options (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316226) |
Date: September 30th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: I was a virgin, she, of course, had been molested. Not really. If you buy a .357 magnum revolver or, even better, a 12 gauge shotgun (VERY IMPORTANT: that you load with slugs), you can almost surely (>99% chance) succeed if you put the barrel in your mouth and tilt it backward slightly to do maximum damage to the brain stem and to compensate in case you jerk forward. If you point it directly up you can survive it but be permanently blinded and disfigured (https://people.com/human-interest/cameron-underwood-nyu-langone-face-transplant-after-suicide-attempt/)
https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/ |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: UhOh make a really big charcoal bbq in a small enclosed room. towel the door. gradual, painless, and no mess for your loved ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316249) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund I’ve heard about this, how long does that take to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316251) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: UhOh depends on the quantity of charcoal i guess, probably like an hour? the poisoning is cumulative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316256) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund I’m reading that car exhaust is no longer reliable for suicide, too clean now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316258) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: peeface it's poisoning, not asphyxiation? so if someone breaks down the door during that hour, you can survive but in some sort of fucked up state?
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: UN peacekeeper i don't think that suicide is actually possible. with a nonzero failure rate (no matter how minuscule), you would always persist in at least some branches of the multiverse, and in most of those you'd probably be in a great deal of pain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2!#49316272) |