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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
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  10/09/14
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peach odious affirmative action mood
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Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
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garnet codepig
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translucent domesticated field
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razzmatazz station mad cow disease
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grizzly histrionic temple
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
sapphire hairraiser knife
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henna useless brakes
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
razzmatazz station mad cow disease
  10/09/14
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henna useless brakes
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Umber forum
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
slate razzle macaca
  10/08/16
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sapphire hairraiser knife
  10/09/14
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Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
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fear-inspiring box office police squad
  10/09/14
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Hilarious Patrolman
  10/09/14
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Chrome pungent public bath
  10/09/14
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low-t beta theater stage
  10/09/14
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Exciting faggot firefighter site
  10/09/14
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Heady blood rage piazza
  10/10/14
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deep multi-colored fanboi
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
cocky gas station sweet tailpipe
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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Marvelous Tripping Karate Chad
  05/15/22
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Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
ruddy generalized bond
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
sticky mind-boggling school skinny woman
  10/11/14
?
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
sticky mind-boggling school skinny woman
  10/11/14
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Self-centered Lascivious Potus Newt
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Maize queen of the night sound barrier
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Pale Appetizing Nowag
  12/25/15
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balding amethyst telephone
  02/05/17
lol
Provocative hall
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
180 misanthropic hell party of the first part
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/09/14
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Hilarious Patrolman
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/09/14
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Lake heaven rigor
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
sapphire hairraiser knife
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
carmine sadistic main people
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
confused state dog poop
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Umber forum
  10/09/14
...
wonderful rigpig stead
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
transparent electric furnace lodge
  10/09/14
Shrewd
trip step-uncle's house toilet seat
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican
  10/09/14
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Umber forum
  10/09/14
180
concupiscible painfully honest ape den
  10/09/14
180
spruce laser beams coffee pot
  10/09/14
180^180
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
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fear-inspiring box office police squad
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
transparent electric furnace lodge
  10/09/14
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Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Umber forum
  10/09/14
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wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
citrine university
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Dashing institution
  10/09/14
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very tactful cruise ship
  12/06/14
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thriller depressive
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/08/16
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Copper national travel guidebook
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
?
Passionate Infuriating Stag Film Milk
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
french new version
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Underhanded stage
  10/11/14
180
Nubile cuckoldry
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
bisexual stubborn plaza
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
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swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Lake heaven rigor
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Lake heaven rigor
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
bisexual stubborn plaza
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
transparent electric furnace lodge
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
low-t beta theater stage
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
low-t beta theater stage
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
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vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
garnet codepig
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Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/09/14
...
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Titillating pit
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
lol
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
180
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
lmao
Chrome pungent public bath
  10/09/14
tyft
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
Lol
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
...
Charismatic boiling water son of senegal
  10/09/14
This is good.
deranged dysfunction
  10/09/14
180 billion
bisexual stubborn plaza
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Umber forum
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Arousing abusive circlehead
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/09/14
180 this is great
sienna irate candlestick maker pozpig
  10/10/14
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fear-inspiring box office police squad
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Stimulating cerise menage dingle berry
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Mischievous garrison
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
low-t beta theater stage
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
boyish snowy market preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
Erotic insecure gunner
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
light halford
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
fluffy topaz french chef
  10/09/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
...
light halford
  10/09/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
...
Umber forum
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
primrose address death wish
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Indigo Antidepressant Drug
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
deranged dysfunction
  10/09/14
titcr
light halford
  10/09/14
...
deranged dysfunction
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
...
fear-inspiring box office police squad
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Massive crackhouse
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
french new version
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
cyan weed whacker
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
primrose address death wish
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
deranged dysfunction
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
primrose address death wish
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
wine indian lodge athletic conference
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
charcoal doobsian cumskin
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
curious point
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
fluffy topaz french chef
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
...
transparent electric furnace lodge
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
...
light halford
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
low-t beta theater stage
  10/09/14
...
nofapping windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
1800000000
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
nofapping windowlicker
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
Loling hard
deranged dysfunction
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
White Kitchen
  10/09/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
charcoal doobsian cumskin
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
fuckk me
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
ruddy generalized bond
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
light halford
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
zombie-like private investor
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/09/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Arousing abusive circlehead
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/09/14
...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/10/14
...
bisexual stubborn plaza
  10/09/14
i could see it
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
greedy senate
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/09/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
bearded water buffalo
  06/27/16
...
sable spot jewess
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
garnet codepig
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Impertinent effete orchestra pit
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
contagious pearly range international law enforcement agency
  10/10/14
WTF?
Chrome pungent public bath
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Chrome pungent public bath
  10/10/14
...
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/10/14
120
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha
  10/10/14
...
deranged dysfunction
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
...
garnet codepig
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
low-t beta theater stage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
drunken gaping hominid
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
french new version
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican
  10/10/14
...
Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Tan Sinister Corner
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
...
deranged dysfunction
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Excitant area
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
deranged dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Scarlet stirring ceo cuckold
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  10/10/14
180
chocolate soggy haunted graveyard whorehouse
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
crusty overrated fortuitous meteor
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
fantasy-prone irradiated wrinkle filthpig
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/10/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/10/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Tan Sinister Corner
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
sickened aquamarine theatre
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Aphrodisiac resort internal respiration
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
omg
ruddy generalized bond
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
sable spot jewess
  10/11/14
...
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
cocky gas station sweet tailpipe
  10/18/14
...
Claret big-titted clown
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
slimy center
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
exhilarant abode goal in life
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
ruddy generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
exhilarant abode goal in life
  10/11/14
...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Umber forum
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
citrine university
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
lmfao
carmine sadistic main people
  10/11/14
amazing
sexy stage
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
deranged dysfunction
  10/11/14
180
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/11/14
...
transparent electric furnace lodge
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
know-it-all naked love of her life reading party
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
slimy center
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Cheese-eating soul-stirring messiness
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
concupiscible painfully honest ape den
  03/28/16
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot
  10/11/14
...
Arrogant rambunctious parlour
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
plz poast
useless office trump supporter
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Arrogant rambunctious parlour
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
For the love of god
deranged dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Umber forum
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Salmon dead digit ratio rehab
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
deranged dysfunction
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
lol 180
Umber forum
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
big space
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Cerebral Violent Base Dragon
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Diverse azn property
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Diverse azn property
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Insanely creepy church
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Cerebral Violent Base Dragon
  10/11/14
...
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/11/14
cr
Motley locus
  10/11/14
Amen.
amber racy hairy legs
  10/11/14
lol cr
very tactful cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
nofapping windowlicker
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
ruddy generalized bond
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
nofapping windowlicker
  10/11/14
180
yapping gay ticket booth community account
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Electric scourge upon the earth native
  10/11/14
...
nofapping windowlicker
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
nofapping windowlicker
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
deranged dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/11/14
lol
fishy galvanic nursing home indirect expression
  10/11/14
underrated
primrose address death wish
  10/11/14
...
demanding hospital toaster
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Massive crackhouse
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
deranged dysfunction
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Massive crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Massive crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
lol
Bateful obsidian genital piercing library
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
sable spot jewess
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
rough-skinned parlor marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
comical pocket flask
  10/11/14
180
Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur
  10/11/14
180
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/11/14
180
Umber forum
  10/11/14
...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
dun locale
  10/11/14
...
Floppy location black woman
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Umber forum
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Pale Appetizing Nowag
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
...
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
180
Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
wine indian lodge athletic conference
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Go on...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
...
wine indian lodge athletic conference
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/11/14
...
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Olive supple set
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
...
demanding hospital toaster
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Hilarious Patrolman
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
fragrant alcoholic boistinker
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
sooty insane masturbator
  10/11/14
...
fragrant alcoholic boistinker
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
...
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Charismatic boiling water son of senegal
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
wine indian lodge athletic conference
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Indigo Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Walnut Zippy
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
disgusting foreskin
  10/11/14
...
Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
Oh my
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
omg
Mustard incel
  10/11/14
...
maroon tank
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
confused state dog poop
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Mustard incel
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
avocado therapy
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
federal personal credit line
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
disgusting foreskin
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Flushed selfie
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
sickened aquamarine theatre
  10/11/14
...
Massive crackhouse
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
crusty overrated fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
orchid philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Underhanded stage
  10/11/14
wtf
aggressive mother
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
misunderstood
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
sickened aquamarine theatre
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
misunderstood
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
rough-skinned parlor marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Umber forum
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
chocolate soggy haunted graveyard whorehouse
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
sickened aquamarine theatre
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
avocado therapy
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Laughsome bright casino
  10/11/14
...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
wine indian lodge athletic conference
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
avocado therapy
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
rough-skinned parlor marketing idea
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Umber forum
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Shaky
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
outnumbered
  11/21/15
...
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
gtfo
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
mentally impaired old irish cottage
  10/11/14
Holy shit
disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater
  10/11/14
?
fluffy topaz french chef
  10/11/14
...
emerald bull headed regret
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
medicated deer antler
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
medicated deer antler
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Mustard incel
  10/11/14
...
emerald bull headed regret
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
twinkling sandwich
  10/11/14
lol
Umber forum
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
180
Judgmental Degenerate Turdskin
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/11/14
120
180 misanthropic hell party of the first part
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
low-t beta theater stage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
lavender crotch psychic
  10/12/14
...
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Arousing abusive circlehead
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
nofapping windowlicker
  10/12/14
...
territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot
  12/06/14
...
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
striped hyena
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
coral pistol
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/12/14
Well!?
Charismatic boiling water son of senegal
  10/12/14
...
Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park
  10/12/14
plz respond
nofapping windowlicker
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Passionate Infuriating Stag Film Milk
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets
  10/12/14
Well?
crusty overrated fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Godawful gaming laptop
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
fluffy topaz french chef
  10/12/14
180000000
Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur
  10/12/14
??
Chrome pungent public bath
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
ruby narrow-minded
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
K, ty.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
fluffy topaz french chef
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
Flushed selfie
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Cerebral Violent Base Dragon
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Arousing abusive circlehead
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces
  10/12/14
please continue
demanding hospital toaster
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
nofapping windowlicker
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
awkward
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
ruddy generalized bond
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
dull legal warrant
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
dull legal warrant
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
exhilarant abode goal in life
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
awkward
  10/12/14
ty
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
awkward
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
dull legal warrant
  10/12/14
And scene.
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
nigger
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
dull legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building
  10/12/14
...
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
...
sickened aquamarine theatre
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
adventurous pervert stock car
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
poppy kitty
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
aggressive mother
  10/12/14
You don't?
trip step-uncle's house toilet seat
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/12/14
...
Vigorous metal goyim chapel
  10/12/14
wtf
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Massive crackhouse
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Massive crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
lavender crotch psychic
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
know-it-all naked love of her life reading party
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Massive crackhouse
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
avocado therapy
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Massive crackhouse
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
know-it-all naked love of her life reading party
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
ruddy generalized bond
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
wild high-end lay doctorate
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
french new version
  10/12/14
...
Pale Appetizing Nowag
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
charcoal doobsian cumskin
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/12/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Shaky
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
orchid philosopher-king
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
confused state dog poop
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
awkward
  10/12/14
...
outnumbered
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Heady blood rage piazza
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
sable spot jewess
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
swashbuckling flatulent house
  10/13/14
180, ty.
peach odious affirmative action mood
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Costumed nudist stain
  10/12/14
180
impressive persian jew
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
crimson blathering hunting ground
  10/31/16
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Out-of-control puppy
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Floppy location black woman
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
avocado therapy
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
french new version
  10/12/14
titc analysis
cocky gas station sweet tailpipe
  10/18/14
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
crusty overrated fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
vibrant blue partner principal's office
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
rough-skinned parlor marketing idea
  10/13/14
?
talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal
  10/13/14
...
Cracking pea-brained sanctuary
  10/27/14
...
awkward
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
low-t beta theater stage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry
  12/06/14
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  04/07/15
...
Floppy location black woman
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Silver
  04/22/15
...
Chrome pungent public bath
  05/17/15
...
Place Of Business
  06/04/15
Not flame.
low-t beta theater stage
  08/18/15
update?
Smoky hissy fit
  10/06/15
...
Indecent Chest-beating
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
awkward
  10/11/15
...
Mustard incel
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
ungodly rusted mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/15
bump
fluffy topaz french chef
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
magical
  11/25/15
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  12/27/15
...
Place Of Business
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Jet-lagged
  03/10/16
...
Erotic insecure gunner
  03/28/16
...
spectacular yarmulke
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Shimmering
  06/27/16
...
talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal
  08/21/16
...
Green Harsh Friendly Grandma
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  08/22/16
...
tantric duck-like legend
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Ivory adulterous roast beef
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
carnelian coldplay fan
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Ivory adulterous roast beef
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
tantric duck-like legend
  09/13/16
...
Hilarious Patrolman
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
tantric duck-like legend
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Flirting bistre prole
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
tantric duck-like legend
  09/13/16
...
gaped ebony becky
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Green Harsh Friendly Grandma
  09/13/16
...
Indecent Chest-beating
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
slate razzle macaca
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
french new version
  10/31/16
:-)
factory reset button
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
factory reset button
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Liquid Oxygen
  10/31/16
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
...
Pale Appetizing Nowag
  11/21/16
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  01/10/17
...
People Who Are Hurt
  02/04/17
...
Pale Appetizing Nowag
  02/04/17
...
factory reset button
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
crawly gay wizard
  02/04/17
...
factory reset button
  02/04/17
...
factory reset button
  02/04/17
...
Liquid Oxygen
  02/05/17
...
factory reset button
  02/08/17
...
Lemon double fault
  06/28/17
...
Honey-headed cowardly quadroon boltzmann
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
ratface
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
shitlib
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
crawly gay wizard
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Startling lettuce
  12/18/17
...
khaki multi-billionaire
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Elite background story
  01/06/18
...
gaped ebony becky
  02/06/18
...
sexy stage
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Liquid Oxygen
  10/06/18
4 year bump
ratface
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Red cuck
  10/09/18
...
spruce laser beams coffee pot
  10/17/18
...
maniacal mental disorder elastic band
  05/19/19
...
Claret big-titted clown
  05/19/19
...
avocado therapy
  10/14/19
...
Internet-worthy dilemma round eye
  05/05/20
...
Sepia twisted sex offender
  06/28/20
...
crystalline juggernaut
  06/29/20
...
avocado therapy
  07/10/20
...
thriller depressive
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Milky famous landscape painting
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
associate
  10/10/20
TITCR
glassy ladyboy
  02/17/21
...
Red cuck
  10/08/21
...
Jet Brethren
  02/17/21
...
avocado therapy
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
cyan weed whacker
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
mint kitty cat
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
mint kitty cat
  10/11/21
...
Red cuck
  10/07/22
...
Vengeful Immigrant
  12/02/21
...
cordovan rebellious headpube
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
burgundy mildly autistic volcanic crater
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Ivory adulterous roast beef
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Shivering Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/22
...
Vengeful Immigrant
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Vengeful Immigrant
  11/23/22
...
Indigo Antidepressant Drug
  05/06/23
...
Hot Magenta Giraffe
  05/06/23
Time flies
mahogany bbw
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
ungodly rusted mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/23
...
cordovan rebellious headpube
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
burgundy mildly autistic volcanic crater
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Up-to-no-good
  10/09/23
...
Liquid Oxygen
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Kink-friendly dopamine
  10/20/23
...
Liquid Oxygen
  10/20/23
...
factory reset button
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Mauve hyperactive half-breed
  10/20/23
...
Vengeful Immigrant
  10/20/23
...
Red cuck
  10/20/23
...
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
buff frisky
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
flesh glittery roommate trust fund
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Indigo Antidepressant Drug
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: translucent domesticated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: grizzly histrionic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: sapphire hairraiser knife

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: henna useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz station mad cow disease

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: henna useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Umber forum

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: slate razzle macaca

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sapphire hairraiser knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Exciting faggot firefighter site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: deep multi-colored fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: cocky gas station sweet tailpipe

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Tripping Karate Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: sticky mind-boggling school skinny woman

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: sticky mind-boggling school skinny woman

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Self-centered Lascivious Potus Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Maize queen of the night sound barrier

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Pale Appetizing Nowag

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: balding amethyst telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Provocative hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic hell party of the first part

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Lake heaven rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: sapphire hairraiser knife

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: carmine sadistic main people

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Umber forum

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: transparent electric furnace lodge

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house toilet seat

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: concupiscible painfully honest ape den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: spruce laser beams coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: transparent electric furnace lodge

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Umber forum

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: citrine university

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Dashing institution

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: very tactful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: thriller depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Copper national travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Passionate Infuriating Stag Film Milk

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: french new version

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Underhanded stage

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Nubile cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: bisexual stubborn plaza

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Lake heaven rigor

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Lake heaven rigor

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: bisexual stubborn plaza

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: transparent electric furnace lodge

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: garnet codepig

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: garnet codepig

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Titillating pit

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Charismatic boiling water son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bisexual stubborn plaza

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Umber forum

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Arousing abusive circlehead

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: sienna irate candlestick maker pozpig

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: fear-inspiring box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Stimulating cerise menage dingle berry

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Mischievous garrison

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: boyish snowy market preventive strike

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Erotic insecure gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: light halford

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: light halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: primrose address death wish

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Indigo Antidepressant Drug

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: light halford

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: fear-inspiring box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: garnet codepig

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: french new version

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: cyan weed whacker

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: primrose address death wish

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: primrose address death wish

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: wine indian lodge athletic conference

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: charcoal doobsian cumskin

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: curious point

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: garnet codepig

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: garnet codepig

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: transparent electric furnace lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: light halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: White Kitchen

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: charcoal doobsian cumskin

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: garnet codepig

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: light halford

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: zombie-like private investor

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Arousing abusive circlehead

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: bisexual stubborn plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: greedy senate

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: bearded water buffalo

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: sable spot jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: garnet codepig

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Impertinent effete orchestra pit

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: contagious pearly range international law enforcement agency

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: drunken gaping hominid

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: french new version

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Meetinghouse Mexican

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Tan Sinister Corner

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Excitant area

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Scarlet stirring ceo cuckold

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: chocolate soggy haunted graveyard whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: crusty overrated fortuitous meteor

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone irradiated wrinkle filthpig

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Tan Sinister Corner

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sickened aquamarine theatre

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort internal respiration

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: sable spot jewess

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: cocky gas station sweet tailpipe

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Claret big-titted clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: slimy center

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: exhilarant abode goal in life

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: exhilarant abode goal in life

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Umber forum

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: citrine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: carmine sadistic main people

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: sexy stage

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: transparent electric furnace lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: know-it-all naked love of her life reading party

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Umber forum

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: slimy center

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating soul-stirring messiness

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: concupiscible painfully honest ape den

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Arrogant rambunctious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: useless office trump supporter

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Arrogant rambunctious parlour

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: confused state dog poop

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Umber forum

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Salmon dead digit ratio rehab

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Yellow Shrine Pisswyrm

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Umber forum

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: confused state dog poop

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: big space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Cerebral Violent Base Dragon

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Diverse azn property

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse azn property

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Insanely creepy church

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Cerebral Violent Base Dragon

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Motley locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: amber racy hairy legs

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: very tactful cruise ship

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: yapping gay ticket booth community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Electric scourge upon the earth native

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: fishy galvanic nursing home indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: primrose address death wish

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: demanding hospital toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: deranged dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bateful obsidian genital piercing library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: sable spot jewess

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned parlor marketing idea

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: comical pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Umber forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: dun locale

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy location black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Umber forum

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Pale Appetizing Nowag

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: wine indian lodge athletic conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: wine indian lodge athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Olive supple set

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: demanding hospital toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Umber forum

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Iridescent bat shit crazy wagecucks

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: sooty insane masturbator

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Charismatic boiling water son of senegal

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Umber forum

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: wine indian lodge athletic conference

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Indigo Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Walnut Zippy

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  disgusting foreskin

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Jade Bawdyhouse Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Mustard incel

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: maroon tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Umber forum

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Mustard incel

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: avocado therapy

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: federal personal credit line

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  disgusting foreskin

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Flushed selfie

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: sickened aquamarine theatre

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: crusty overrated fortuitous meteor

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: orchid philosopher-king

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Underhanded stage

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: aggressive mother

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  misunderstood

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: sickened aquamarine theatre

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  misunderstood

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned parlor marketing idea

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Umber forum

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: chocolate soggy haunted graveyard whorehouse

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: sickened aquamarine theatre

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: avocado therapy

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome bright casino

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: wine indian lodge athletic conference

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: avocado therapy

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned parlor marketing idea

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Umber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Shaky

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: outnumbered

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired old irish cottage

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: disrespectful pink idea he suggested theater

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: emerald bull headed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: medicated deer antler

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: medicated deer antler

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Mustard incel

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: emerald bull headed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: twinkling sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Umber forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Judgmental Degenerate Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: 180 misanthropic hell party of the first part

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: lavender crotch psychic

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Arousing abusive circlehead

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: territorial embarrassed to the bone home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  striped hyena

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: coral pistol

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Charismatic boiling water son of senegal

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Hairless Twinkling Uncleanness Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Passionate Infuriating Stag Film Milk

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brass Brunch Nibblets

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: crusty overrated fortuitous meteor

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Bronze Keepsake Machete Voyeur

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: ruby narrow-minded

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Aromatic national security agency school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Flushed selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Violent Base Dragon

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Arousing abusive circlehead

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Cream bat-shit-crazy jap feces

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: demanding hospital toaster

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: nofapping windowlicker

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: awkward

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: dull legal warrant

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: dull legal warrant

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: exhilarant abode goal in life

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: awkward

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: awkward

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: dull legal warrant

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: dull legal warrant

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Flickering Beady-eyed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: sickened aquamarine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: adventurous pervert stock car

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  poppy kitty

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: 

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: aggressive mother

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house toilet seat

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Vigorous metal goyim chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: lavender crotch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: know-it-all naked love of her life reading party

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: avocado therapy

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Massive crackhouse

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: know-it-all naked love of her life reading party

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: ruddy generalized bond

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: wild high-end lay doctorate

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: french new version

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Pale Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: charcoal doobsian cumskin

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed corn cake tanning salon

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Shaky

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: orchid philosopher-king

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: confused state dog poop

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: awkward

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Heady blood rage piazza

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: sable spot jewess

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling flatulent house

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: peach odious affirmative action mood

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Costumed nudist stain

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: impressive persian jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: crimson blathering hunting ground

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: 

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control puppy

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Floppy location black woman

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: avocado therapy

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: french new version

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: cocky gas station sweet tailpipe

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: crusty overrated fortuitous meteor

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: vibrant blue partner principal's office

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned parlor marketing idea

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Cracking pea-brained sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: awkward



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic Brilliant Faggotry

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Floppy location black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Silver

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Chrome pungent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: low-t beta theater stage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Smoky hissy fit

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28910271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Indecent Chest-beating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: awkward

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: ungodly rusted mad-dog skullcap

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: fluffy topaz french chef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: magical

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29251784)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Erotic insecure gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: spectacular yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Shimmering

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: talented mewling business firm sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Green Harsh Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: tantric duck-like legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Ivory adulterous roast beef

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: carnelian coldplay fan

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Ivory adulterous roast beef

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: tantric duck-like legend

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: tantric duck-like legend

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Flirting bistre prole

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: tantric duck-like legend

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: gaped ebony becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Green Harsh Friendly Grandma

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Indecent Chest-beating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: slate razzle macaca

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: french new version

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  factory reset button

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  factory reset button

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Liquid Oxygen

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Pale Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545952)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Pale Appetizing Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: crawly gay wizard

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Lemon double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed cowardly quadroon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  ratface

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  shitlib

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: crawly gay wizard

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mediation really tough guy

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Startling lettuce

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34949769)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: khaki multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Elite background story

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: gaped ebony becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35338428)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: sexy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Liquid Oxygen

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  ratface

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Red cuck

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36989822)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: spruce laser beams coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  maniacal mental disorder elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38256413)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Claret big-titted clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38257003)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: avocado therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40152879)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Sepia twisted sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: crystalline juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: avocado therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: thriller depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Milky famous landscape painting

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084634)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  associate

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: glassy ladyboy

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41963692)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Red cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Jet Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: avocado therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: cyan weed whacker

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  mint kitty cat

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  mint kitty cat

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Red cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  Vengeful Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: cordovan rebellious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: burgundy mildly autistic volcanic crater

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Ivory adulterous roast beef

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Shivering Organic Girlfriend

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  Vengeful Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  Vengeful Immigrant

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Indigo Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Hot Magenta Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: mahogany bbw

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: ungodly rusted mad-dog skullcap

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: cordovan rebellious headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: burgundy mildly autistic volcanic crater

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly dopamine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Mauve hyperactive half-breed

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Vengeful Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962936)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Red cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: buff frisky

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: flesh glittery roommate trust fund

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Indigo Antidepressant Drug

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330062)