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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
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Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
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Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/09/14
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fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
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frum violent area
  10/09/14
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hairless nudist affirmative action giraffe
  10/09/14
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deep theater stage laser beams
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Stimulating plaza potus
  10/09/14
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marvelous embarrassed to the bone french chef
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
hairless nudist affirmative action giraffe
  10/09/14
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marvelous embarrassed to the bone french chef
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Scarlet slimy mental disorder ticket booth
  10/08/16
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Stimulating plaza potus
  10/09/14
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Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
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floppy costumed stead digit ratio
  10/09/14
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pearl parlour
  10/09/14
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contagious multi-billionaire church
  10/09/14
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Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/09/14
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aquamarine dingle berry pervert
  10/09/14
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Galvanic Brunch
  10/10/14
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Aromatic Casino Skinny Woman
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Jade location
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
henna tanning salon
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Big nursing home goyim
  10/06/25
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lime tripping pit
  05/15/22
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pearl parlour
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
laughsome principal's office
  10/11/14
?
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
laughsome principal's office
  10/11/14
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Comical selfie rehab
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
peach razzle stain hall
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
gay swashbuckling spot
  12/25/15
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purple mother
  02/05/17
lol
magical dun locale idiot
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Exhilarant vermilion forum place of business
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/09/14
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pearl parlour
  10/09/14
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supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/09/14
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wonderful base
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Stimulating plaza potus
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Light Crackhouse Dysfunction
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
self-absorbed racy senate
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
...
electric mildly autistic theatre mad cow disease
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
amber cuckold
  10/09/14
Shrewd
thriller resort
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
self-absorbed racy senate
  10/09/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
180
maroon site prole
  10/09/14
180
yellow juggernaut orchestra pit
  10/09/14
180^180
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
...
floppy costumed stead digit ratio
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
amber cuckold
  10/09/14
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Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
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Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Garnet aphrodisiac institution police squad
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
passionate tank indian lodge
  10/09/14
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mustard beady-eyed private investor
  12/06/14
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Infuriating chapel community account
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
henna tanning salon
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
henna tanning salon
  10/08/16
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Excitant ruby temple sandwich
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
?
Vibrant Jet-lagged Queen Of The Night Electric Furnace
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
chocolate idea he suggested
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Lascivious canary university hunting ground
  10/11/14
180
curious shrine
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
violet hot brethren dilemma
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
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Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
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supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
wonderful base
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
wonderful base
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
violet hot brethren dilemma
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
amber cuckold
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
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Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/09/14
...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Exciting station
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
lol
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
180
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
lmao
contagious multi-billionaire church
  10/09/14
tyft
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
Lol
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
...
razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
This is good.
nofapping business firm knife
  10/09/14
180 billion
violet hot brethren dilemma
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Federal odious toilet seat
  10/09/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Multi-colored khaki gas station faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
...
floppy costumed stead digit ratio
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Twinkling appetizing corn cake parlor
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
green fragrant roommate karate
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
irradiated space
  10/09/14
...
Transparent Cerebral Locus
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
jet heady love of her life house
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
...
jet heady love of her life house
  10/09/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Arousing brass azn
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
180 ratface piazza
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
henna tanning salon
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
nofapping business firm knife
  10/09/14
titcr
jet heady love of her life house
  10/09/14
...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
...
floppy costumed stead digit ratio
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Dark boyish garrison
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Arousing brass azn
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
nofapping business firm knife
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Arousing brass azn
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
stirring sable twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Histrionic useless brakes nowag
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
...
amber cuckold
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
...
jet heady love of her life house
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/09/14
...
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/09/14
...
Bateful Mentally Impaired Market
  10/12/14
1800000000
trip stage rigor
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
Loling hard
nofapping business firm knife
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Splenetic Opaque Jew
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
stirring sable twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
henna tanning salon
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
jet heady love of her life house
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
know-it-all antidepressant drug jap
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
chocolate idea he suggested
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/09/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Federal odious toilet seat
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
henna tanning salon
  10/09/14
...
henna tanning salon
  10/10/14
...
violet hot brethren dilemma
  10/09/14
i could see it
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
pale dragon alpha
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/09/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Diverse house-broken headpube
  06/27/16
...
concupiscible nibblets office
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
pink partner
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Vigorous roast beef
  10/10/14
WTF?
contagious multi-billionaire church
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
contagious multi-billionaire church
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/10/14
120
trip stage rigor
  10/10/14
post the pic again
chocolate idea he suggested
  10/10/14
...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
...
fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
pearly bonkers address
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
self-absorbed racy senate
  10/10/14
...
Hairraiser library
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
cobalt glittery field trump supporter
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
crimson motley macaca kitchen
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
underhanded abode
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  10/10/14
180
pea-brained titillating step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
hominid mexican
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  10/10/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Offensive Hilarious Windowlicker
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/10/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/10/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
cobalt glittery field trump supporter
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
mood friendly grandma
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
omg
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
pistol property
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
snowy degenerate
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
concupiscible nibblets office
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/11/14
...
snowy degenerate
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Unhinged toaster range
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Jade location
  10/18/14
...
lodge double fault
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
olive national
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
mahogany ceo
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
ebony hospital halford
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
snowy degenerate
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
ebony hospital halford
  10/11/14
...
henna tanning salon
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Garnet aphrodisiac institution police squad
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Hairraiser library
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
lmfao
Light Crackhouse Dysfunction
  10/11/14
amazing
Azure public bath
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
nofapping business firm knife
  10/11/14
180
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/11/14
...
amber cuckold
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
insane effete heaven telephone
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
olive national
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
snowy degenerate
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
mahogany ceo
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged toaster range
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
harsh state
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
maroon site prole
  03/28/16
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
chestnut church building sex offender
  10/11/14
...
crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
plz poast
Wine Sexy Newt Box Office
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
crusty bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
For the love of god
nofapping business firm knife
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
therapy
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Rusted quadroon gaming laptop
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
henna tanning salon
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
nofapping business firm knife
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Hairraiser library
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
lol 180
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
citrine gaping voyeur
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
sooty point background story
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
sooty point background story
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Menage Main People
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
(evan39)
trip stage rigor
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Menage Main People
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Impertinent boistinker
  10/11/14
keeping it real
flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Alcoholic theater
  10/11/14
cr
Glassy pisswyrm clown
  10/11/14
Amen.
corner turdskin
  10/11/14
lol cr
mustard beady-eyed private investor
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/11/14
180
Orchid rough-skinned kitty trailer park
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
aqua generalized bond stag film
  10/11/14
...
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
trip stage rigor
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
henna tanning salon
  10/11/14
lol
school
  10/11/14
underrated
Arousing brass azn
  10/11/14
...
cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker
  10/12/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
nofapping business firm knife
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
lol
bbw associate
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
concupiscible nibblets office
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
spruce
  10/11/14
...
crotch
  10/11/14
180
therapy
  10/11/14
180
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/11/14
180
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
abnormal bronze genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
milk
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
gay swashbuckling spot
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
180
therapy
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
ape
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Go on...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
...
Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
ape
  10/11/14
Yessir.
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
henna tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
Unhinged toaster range
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Yapping gunner
  10/12/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
...
cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker
  10/12/14
...
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
pistol property
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
ape
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
pearl parlour
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund
  10/11/14
...
bossy immigrant
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
blathering
  10/11/14
...
bossy immigrant
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
olive national
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
pistol property
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
180 ratface piazza
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
walnut
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
chestnut church building sex offender
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
chestnut church building sex offender
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
deranged
  10/11/14
...
chocolate idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
Oh my
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
omg
lilac
  10/11/14
...
hissy fit
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
impressive coral faggotry
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
...
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
lilac
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
sinister cocky messiness
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
well-lubricated slate personal credit line
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
deranged
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Bistre Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Bateful Mentally Impaired Market
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
hominid mexican
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Lascivious canary university hunting ground
  10/11/14
wtf
Metal Blood Rage
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Shimmering
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Shimmering
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
spruce
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
ape
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
pea-brained titillating step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
ape
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
ape
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
spruce
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
plum
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
  11/21/15
...
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
gtfo
Alcoholic theater
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
legend
  10/11/14
Holy shit
olive national
  10/11/14
?
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
disrespectful
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Naked
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
trip stage rigor
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Naked
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
lilac
  10/11/14
...
disrespectful
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
mischievous chartreuse chad
  10/11/14
lol
Bespoke talented native feces
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
180
Irate dead pocket flask mediation
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/11/14
120
Exhilarant vermilion forum place of business
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Galvanic Brunch
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
kink-friendly
  10/12/14
...
snowy degenerate
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Federal odious toilet seat
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/12/14
...
chestnut church building sex offender
  12/06/14
...
snowy degenerate
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Bat-shit-crazy navy cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
abusive foreskin
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/12/14
Well!?
razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
...
snowy degenerate
  10/12/14
plz respond
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Vibrant Jet-lagged Queen Of The Night Electric Furnace
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Unhinged toaster range
  10/12/14
Well?
hominid mexican
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
brilliant sound barrier
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  10/12/14
180000000
therapy
  10/12/14
??
contagious multi-billionaire church
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Swollen cuck old irish cottage
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Alcoholic theater
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler
  10/12/14
...
Bistre Fat Ankles
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Federal odious toilet seat
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
trip stage rigor
  10/12/14
please continue
cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Iridescent buck-toothed home
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
copper athletic conference
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
copper athletic conference
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
ebony hospital halford
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  10/12/14
ty
henna tanning salon
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
copper athletic conference
  10/12/14
And scene.
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
nigger
henna tanning salon
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
copper athletic conference
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
sooty point background story
  10/12/14
...
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
...
Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Carnelian
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Crystalline Coffee Pot
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Metal Blood Rage
  10/12/14
You don't?
thriller resort
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
hateful carmine wagecucks regret
  10/12/14
wtf
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/12/14
...
kink-friendly
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
insane effete heaven telephone
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Black spectacular travel guidebook
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
insane effete heaven telephone
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Mind-boggling idiotic stage
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/12/14
...
gay swashbuckling spot
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
stirring sable twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
henna tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
plum
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
gay wizard
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
impressive coral faggotry
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  10/12/14
...
  11/21/15
...
milky organic girlfriend
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Galvanic Brunch
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
concupiscible nibblets office
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
supple fortuitous meteor national security agency
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Cracking Gold Elastic Band
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Ultramarine low-t pozpig
  10/12/14
180
haunted graveyard
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Sepia aggressive incel
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
salmon
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
claret depressive
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
milk
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Jade location
  10/18/14
...
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
hominid mexican
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Alcoholic theater
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Bateful Mentally Impaired Market
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
spruce
  10/13/14
?
Bateful Mentally Impaired Market
  10/13/14
...
Outnumbered Black Woman
  10/27/14
...
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Frozen Lay Goal In Life
  12/06/14
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  04/07/15
...
milk
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
sapphire
  04/22/15
...
contagious multi-billionaire church
  05/17/15
...
sweet tailpipe
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party
  08/18/15
update?
Hideous useless
  10/06/15
...
topaz
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
medicated brindle filthpig cumskin
  10/11/15
...
lilac
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Thirsty Fanboi
  10/12/15
bump
adventurous honey-headed internal respiration
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
shaky preventive strike dopamine
  11/25/15
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  12/27/15
...
sweet tailpipe
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Cruel-hearted ladyboy water buffalo
  03/10/16
...
Transparent Cerebral Locus
  03/28/16
...
Big nursing home goyim
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
rose seedy jewess
  06/27/16
...
Bateful Mentally Impaired Market
  08/21/16
...
Coldplay Fan
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  08/22/16
...
volcanic crater
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
silver hairy legs
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Mint half-breed
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
silver hairy legs
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
volcanic crater
  09/13/16
...
pearl parlour
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
volcanic crater
  09/13/16
Game of ""
saffron stock car
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
volcanic crater
  09/13/16
...
primrose son of senegal
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Coldplay Fan
  09/13/16
...
topaz
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Scarlet slimy mental disorder ticket booth
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete
  10/31/16
:-)
emerald kitty cat
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
emerald kitty cat
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Party Of The First Part
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
...
gay swashbuckling spot
  11/21/16
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  01/10/17
...
pungent factory reset button puppy
  02/04/17
...
gay swashbuckling spot
  02/04/17
...
emerald kitty cat
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
shivering up-to-no-good
  02/04/17
...
emerald kitty cat
  02/04/17
...
emerald kitty cat
  02/04/17
...
Party Of The First Part
  02/05/17
...
emerald kitty cat
  02/08/17
...
puce adulterous
  06/28/17
...
Smoky doctorate
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
orange philosopher-king
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Nubile drunken boiling water
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
shivering up-to-no-good
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
pistol property
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Fighting Striped Hyena
  12/18/17
...
ocher people who are hurt
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
mauve liquid oxygen
  01/06/18
...
primrose son of senegal
  02/06/18
...
Azure public bath
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Party Of The First Part
  10/06/18
4 year bump
orange philosopher-king
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Fishy big-titted
  10/09/18
...
yellow juggernaut orchestra pit
  10/17/18
...
Poppy wrinkle
  05/19/19
...
lodge double fault
  05/19/19
...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/14/19
...
Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian
  05/05/20
...
Erotic
  06/28/20
...
Dull Really Tough Guy Marketing Idea
  06/29/20
...
sinister cocky messiness
  07/10/20
...
Infuriating chapel community account
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Ruddy lettuce
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Cyan round eye indirect expression
  10/10/20
TITCR
fuchsia new version famous landscape painting
  02/17/21
...
Fishy big-titted
  10/08/21
...
Confused massive weed whacker
  02/17/21
...
sinister cocky messiness
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Dark boyish garrison
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
buff
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
buff
  10/11/21
...
Fishy big-titted
  10/07/22
...
indecent
  12/02/21
...
Bat shit crazy psychic masturbator
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Charcoal autistic codepig
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
silver hairy legs
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Flushed Greedy Tattoo
  10/10/22
...
indecent
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
indecent
  11/23/22
...
180 ratface piazza
  05/06/23
...
  05/06/23
Time flies
lemon bearded death wish yarmulke
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Thirsty Fanboi
  05/06/23
...
Bat shit crazy psychic masturbator
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Charcoal autistic codepig
  10/09/23
...
Big nursing home goyim
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
sienna
  10/09/23
...
Party Of The First Part
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
umber
  10/20/23
...
Party Of The First Part
  10/20/23
...
emerald kitty cat
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Bright
  10/20/23
...
indecent
  10/20/23
...
Fishy big-titted
  10/20/23
...
Self-centered alcoholic
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
rambunctious
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Charismatic legal warrant
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
180 ratface piazza
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
milky organic girlfriend
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: frum violent area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: hairless nudist affirmative action giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: deep theater stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza potus

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: marvelous embarrassed to the bone french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: hairless nudist affirmative action giraffe

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: marvelous embarrassed to the bone french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Scarlet slimy mental disorder ticket booth

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: floppy costumed stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: aquamarine dingle berry pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Casino Skinny Woman



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Jade location

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: henna tanning salon

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Big nursing home goyim

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: lime tripping pit



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: pearl parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: laughsome principal's office

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Comical selfie rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: peach razzle stain hall

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: gay swashbuckling spot

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: purple mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: magical dun locale idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant vermilion forum place of business

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: wonderful base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza potus

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Light Crackhouse Dysfunction

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed racy senate

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic theatre mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: amber cuckold

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: thriller resort

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed racy senate

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: maroon site prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: yellow juggernaut orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: floppy costumed stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: amber cuckold

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Garnet aphrodisiac institution police squad

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: passionate tank indian lodge

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: mustard beady-eyed private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Infuriating chapel community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: henna tanning salon

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Excitant ruby temple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Jet-lagged Queen Of The Night Electric Furnace

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: chocolate idea he suggested

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious canary university hunting ground

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: curious shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: violet hot brethren dilemma

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: wonderful base

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: wonderful base

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: violet hot brethren dilemma

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: amber cuckold

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Exciting station

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: violet hot brethren dilemma

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Federal odious toilet seat

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki gas station faggot firefighter

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: floppy costumed stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Twinkling appetizing corn cake parlor

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: green fragrant roommate karate

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: irradiated space

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Transparent Cerebral Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: jet heady love of her life house

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: jet heady love of her life house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Arousing brass azn

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: 180 ratface piazza

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: jet heady love of her life house

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: floppy costumed stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Dark boyish garrison

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing brass azn

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Arousing brass azn

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: stirring sable twinkling uncleanness

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Histrionic useless brakes nowag

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: amber cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: jet heady love of her life house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: trip stage rigor

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Opaque Jew

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: stirring sable twinkling uncleanness

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: jet heady love of her life house

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: know-it-all antidepressant drug jap

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: chocolate idea he suggested

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Federal odious toilet seat

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: henna tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: violet hot brethren dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: pale dragon alpha

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Diverse house-broken headpube

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: concupiscible nibblets office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pink partner

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Vigorous roast beef

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: trip stage rigor

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: chocolate idea he suggested

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone magenta circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: pearly bonkers address

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed racy senate

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: cobalt glittery field trump supporter

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: crimson motley macaca kitchen

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: underhanded abode

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: pea-brained titillating step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author:  hominid mexican

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Offensive Hilarious Windowlicker

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: cobalt glittery field trump supporter

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author:  Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author:  mood friendly grandma

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author:  pistol property

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: snowy degenerate

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: concupiscible nibblets office

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster range

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Jade location

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author:  lodge double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: olive national

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author:  mahogany ceo

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: ebony hospital halford

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: snowy degenerate

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: ebony hospital halford

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: henna tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Garnet aphrodisiac institution police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: pearl parlour

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Light Crackhouse Dysfunction

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Azure public bath

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: amber cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pearl parlour

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: insane effete heaven telephone

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: olive national

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: snowy degenerate

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author:  mahogany ceo

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: harsh state

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: maroon site prole

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author:  chestnut church building sex offender

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: crusty bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Wine Sexy Newt Box Office

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: crusty bawdyhouse

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author:  therapy

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Rusted quadroon gaming laptop

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: henna tanning salon

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser library

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author:  citrine gaping voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: sooty point background story

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: sooty point background story

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author:  Menage Main People

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: trip stage rigor

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author:  Menage Main People

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Impertinent boistinker

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Glassy pisswyrm clown

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author:  corner turdskin

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: mustard beady-eyed private investor

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Orchid rough-skinned kitty trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: aqua generalized bond stag film

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: trip stage rigor

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Arousing brass azn

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: nofapping business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  bbw associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: concupiscible nibblets office

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: spruce

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author:  therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal bronze genital piercing

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: gay swashbuckling spot

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author:  therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  ape

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: pearl parlour

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  ape

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Unhinged toaster range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Yapping gunner

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author:  pistol property

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  ape

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: pearl parlour

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled trust fund

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: bossy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: blathering

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: bossy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: olive national

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author:  pistol property

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: 180 ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  walnut

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author:  chestnut church building sex offender

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author:  chestnut church building sex offender

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: deranged

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: chocolate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  lilac

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  lilac

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated slate personal credit line

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: deranged

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Bistre Fat Ankles

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author:  hominid mexican

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  gay wizard

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious canary university hunting ground

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Metal Blood Rage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Shimmering

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author:  Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Shimmering

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: spruce

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  ape

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: pea-brained titillating step-uncle's house

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  ape

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author:  Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  ape

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Dog Poop

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: spruce

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  plum

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  legend

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: olive national

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: disrespectful



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Naked

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: trip stage rigor

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Naked

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  lilac

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: disrespectful



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: mischievous chartreuse chad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bespoke talented native feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Irate dead pocket flask mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant vermilion forum place of business

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Federal odious toilet seat

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author:  chestnut church building sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy navy cuckoldry

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: abusive foreskin

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz center scourge upon the earth

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Vibrant Jet-lagged Queen Of The Night Electric Furnace

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster range

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author:  hominid mexican

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  brilliant sound barrier

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author:  therapy

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Swollen cuck old irish cottage

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring school cafeteria deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Bistre Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: flirting haunting boltzmann meetinghouse

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Federal odious toilet seat

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: trip stage rigor

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: cowardly sanctuary candlestick maker

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Iridescent buck-toothed home

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: copper athletic conference

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: copper athletic conference

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: ebony hospital halford

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: copper athletic conference

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: copper athletic conference

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: sooty point background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author:  Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Provocative Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  Carnelian

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Crystalline Coffee Pot

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Metal Blood Rage

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: thriller resort

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: hateful carmine wagecucks regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: insane effete heaven telephone

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Black spectacular travel guidebook

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: insane effete heaven telephone

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling idiotic stage

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Vivacious lavender whorehouse patrolman

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: gay swashbuckling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: stirring sable twinkling uncleanness

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: henna tanning salon

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  plum

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  gay wizard

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: impressive coral faggotry

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  milky organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Brunch

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: concupiscible nibblets office

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor national security agency

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cracking Gold Elastic Band

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine low-t pozpig

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Sepia aggressive incel

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: salmon

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: claret depressive

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  milk

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Jade location

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author:  hominid mexican

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic theater

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired Market

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: spruce

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired Market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Frozen Lay Goal In Life

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: sapphire

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tan Becky Reading Party

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Hideous useless

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: topaz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: medicated brindle filthpig cumskin

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  lilac



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Thirsty Fanboi

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: adventurous honey-headed internal respiration

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: shaky preventive strike dopamine

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ladyboy water buffalo

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Transparent Cerebral Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Big nursing home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: rose seedy jewess

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: silver hairy legs

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Mint half-breed

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: silver hairy legs

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  volcanic crater

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearl parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  volcanic crater

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: saffron stock car

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  volcanic crater

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: primrose son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  Coldplay Fan

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: topaz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Scarlet slimy mental disorder ticket booth

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Amethyst narrow-minded keepsake machete

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Party Of The First Part

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: gay swashbuckling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: pungent factory reset button puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: gay swashbuckling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: puce adulterous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Smoky doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: orange philosopher-king

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Nubile drunken boiling water

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author:  pistol property

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Fighting Striped Hyena

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  mauve liquid oxygen

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: primrose son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Azure public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Party Of The First Part

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: orange philosopher-king

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy big-titted

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: yellow juggernaut orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Poppy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  lodge double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: sinister cocky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal mad-dog skullcap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Erotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Dull Really Tough Guy Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: sinister cocky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Infuriating chapel community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Ruddy lettuce

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Cyan round eye indirect expression

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: fuchsia new version famous landscape painting

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Fishy big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Confused massive weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: sinister cocky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Dark boyish garrison

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  buff

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  buff

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Fishy big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  indecent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy psychic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Charcoal autistic codepig

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: silver hairy legs

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Flushed Greedy Tattoo

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  indecent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  indecent

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: 180 ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: lemon bearded death wish yarmulke

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Thirsty Fanboi

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy psychic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Charcoal autistic codepig

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Big nursing home goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: sienna

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: umber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: emerald kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Bright

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  indecent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Fishy big-titted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Self-centered alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: rambunctious

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Charismatic legal warrant

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: 180 ratface piazza

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  milky organic girlfriend

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2!#49346566)