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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Big-titted histrionic center idiot

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry dashing senate organic girlfriend



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Stimulating pozpig

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Racy wine hominid halford

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Sepia forum trump supporter



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Racy wine hominid halford



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pungent laughsome site boistinker

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: pungent laughsome site boistinker

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Soggy water buffalo native



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Splenetic obsidian base



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored mediation

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed thirsty meetinghouse sex offender

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: talented fanboi stock car

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: hilarious menage place of business

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed thirsty meetinghouse sex offender

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vermilion multi-billionaire

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry dashing senate organic girlfriend



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: heady know-it-all filthpig messiness

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: vermilion multi-billionaire



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vermilion multi-billionaire



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Rusted university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: arousing associate business firm

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: arousing associate business firm

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: arousing associate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: arousing associate business firm

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hyperactive concupiscible pistol abode

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49653001)