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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:43 AM Author: Racy sweet tailpipe ed} {senior partner} "Did you say, 'Deal Team Six?'"
{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"
{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"
{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."
'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'
{moment's pause}
{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'
"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."
{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'
"Agreed"
'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'
"I'd guess less than an hour."
'Fuck.' |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM Author: Comical Rusted Parlor Electric Furnace "And I want the rapid reaction force in the copier, on station."
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: Racy sweet tailpipe lol I'm sorry for disappointing you brother. I got kind of swept up in the fervor of the monkey ancestor thing the last few days
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