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floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
what's black and white and read all over
Painfully honest masturbator laser beams
  09/23/14
newspaper?
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Yes. That one's like 100 years old
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
im not that up to date on riddles bro
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard ...
gaped sexy chapel
  09/23/14
Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. ...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
you maybe be schizophrenic
honey-headed persian school
  09/23/14
...
lfo
  12/29/25
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
im stumped
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Give up?
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
i give up
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Corn!
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
daaaaamn thats a good one
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works fo...
Mint bearded regret
  09/23/14
Yes
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
**snapps** all round
swashbuckling lodge
  09/23/14
Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 diffe...
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
give me time for this one
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
i dont get this. I GIVE UP
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Think
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind tha...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
Five completely different words, letters rearranged.
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? Th...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One pr...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
I looked it up. A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT??????? and LEVI is definitely...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
Cmon you've heard evil-bent before
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
i will give you that BARELY. but LEVI is bullshit. thats ...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
This one is driving me nuts.
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?
appetizing sooty new version locus
  09/23/14
is this even a riddle
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Depends.
appetizing sooty new version locus
  09/23/14
Titcr
brass chest-beating philosopher-king
  09/23/14
I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS
excitant library
  09/23/14
...
fishy prole
  09/23/14
lol wtf
appetizing sooty new version locus
  09/23/14
A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a tr...
excitant library
  09/24/14
When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twe...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
Gloves on/off?
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Romney is it??
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
DING DING DING
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
180 suck it libs u fuckin twats
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
Correct
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathemat...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it hav...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
I don't think so....
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
im stumped man give me a hint
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathemat...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the w...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
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floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
What is the longest monosyllabic word?
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
5 letters? Really?
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
this isnt a riddle tho
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
How is it any different from the one above w the four letter...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow....
Thriller den
  09/23/14
It never stops?
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want...
Thriller den
  09/23/14
What is long black and smelly?
swashbuckling lodge
  09/23/14
poop
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Line outside the welfare office
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
im offended man.
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
That is the answer tho
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14
...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward o...
Thriller den
  09/23/14
Fuck. My. Ass.
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little p...
Thriller den
  09/23/14
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a ...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
....not sure if you are right, but the answer is: "H...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster o...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
Why don't you look it up?
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to he...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
...
floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the...
Maize love of her life plaza
  09/23/14
This? You are standing in front of two gates (a left one ...
Comical dull really tough guy
  09/23/14
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floppy hyperactive genital piercing
  09/23/14
I know this one
demanding indian lodge clown
  09/23/14


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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384664)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Painfully honest masturbator laser beams

what's black and white and read all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384669)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

newspaper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384677)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Yes. That one's like 100 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384687)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

im not that up to date on riddles bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384716)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: gaped sexy chapel

holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard it all my life

it's "read", not "red"

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384759)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. Plus they had those other ones where it's like what's black and white and red all over. A skunk with diaper rash or some stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384812)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: honey-headed persian school

you maybe be schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384818)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#49548255)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384673)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

im stumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384682)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Give up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384684)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

i give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384688)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Corn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384697)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

daaaaamn thats a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384713)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Mint bearded regret

basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works for this too; e.g. chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384910)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384998)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

**snapps** all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385152)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 different words.

A ___ old woman on ____ bent, picked up her ____ and away she went. “____ my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to ____ today?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384751)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

give me time for this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

i dont get this. I GIVE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384894)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384994)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind that blows or winding a clock? Or is it 5 completely different words and the letters rearranged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385009)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Five completely different words, letters rearranged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385024)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? The syntax seems odd, like with bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385038)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One proper noun. It is not quite a sentence you would hear anyone ever say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385050)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop post pots tops spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is fucking me. is it a common syntax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385095)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

I looked it up.

A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up her veil and away she went. “Levi my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to live today?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385114)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT???????

and LEVI is definitely not a word...... bad riddle IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385129)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385136)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Cmon you've heard evil-bent before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385146)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

i will give you that BARELY.

but LEVI is bullshit. thats not a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385156)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385176)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385022)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385048)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385055)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

This one is driving me nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384891)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: appetizing sooty new version locus

What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384674)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

is this even a riddle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384686)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: appetizing sooty new version locus

Depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385373)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: brass chest-beating philosopher-king

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385109)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: excitant library

I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26384762)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: fishy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385399)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: appetizing sooty new version locus

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385404)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: excitant library

A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a truck advertising Big Rod's swerved in front of them and they get in a horrible crash. The father dies instantly but the son, a mere training twink, suffers horrible anal injuries. He is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon cums into the room, looks at the boy and says: “I cannot operate on this child's anus, this is my son.”

HOW



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385637)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twenty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385032)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Gloves on/off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385075)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385102)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Romney is it??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385110)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

DING DING DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385169)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

180 suck it libs u fuckin twats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385180)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385174)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385039)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it have something to do with that even the smallest number can be divided infinitely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385121)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

I don't think so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385175)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

im stumped man give me a hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385186)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathematician. It's a joke about perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385214)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385233)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385239)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

What is the longest monosyllabic word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385141)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385151)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385164)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

5 letters? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385208)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

this isnt a riddle tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385245)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

How is it any different from the one above w the four letters? It's a word riddle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385266)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Thriller den

RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. (Hey, I just described my brother!) And in Our Fair City, they don't even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers -- they stop in the middle of the street.

But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the morning, I don't mind following the city bus. In fact, I look forward to it. The question is: Why? Here's a hint: If it's snowing, I don't want to follow the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385168)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

It never stops?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Thriller den

RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want to follow the bus. I didn't want to mislead anyone, thinking that the bus would be blazing the trail for me.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: And the reason I don't want to follow the bus is when it's snowing, the sun isn't out. Now, everyone knows that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

TOM: Get out!

RAY: But it doesn't. It only does that a couple of times a year. In the dead of winter it rises the farthest southeast that it ever rises, and it sets the farthest southwest. That is, if you live in the Northern Hemisphere. And when I drive to work, one leg of my long, long journey to work is facing the rising sun. And because I leave so, what? Early in the morning, it's right on the horizon and nothing except a big, fat bus will allow me to see well enough. So, he gets blinded. You let him run the pedestrians over.

TOM: That's good!.

RAY: So, who's our winner?

TOM: Oh! The winner is Barry Fisher and his students at Eisenhower Middle School in Rockford, Illinois. Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385200)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge

What is long black and smelly?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

poop

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

Line outside the welfare office

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing

im offended man.

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

That is the answer tho

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Thriller den

RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward one another. The trains are 150 miles apart, on the same track, but going clearly in opposite directions.

TOM: They're always on the same track, aren't they? You'd think they'd know by now not to put two trains going in opposite directions on the same track.

RAY: When they are 150 miles apart, a very fast bee flies from the front bumper of one train to the front bumper of the oncoming train. And, of course, as soon as it gets there, without losing any time, it turns right around and heads back.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: The bee flies at 137 1/2 miles per hour. How far will the bee have traveled before he is squashed like a grape?

TOM: Well, how fast are the trains going?

RAY: I told you, didn't I?

TOM: No.

RAY: Didn't I? I left that out?

TOM: You left that out.

RAY: I'm sorry.

TOM: You moron.

RAY: The trains are traveling at 75 miles an hour. So, the question is: How far does the bee fly?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Fuck. My. Ass.

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Thriller den

RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little picture, and you could say, "Well, let me see. If he's flying at 137.5 miles an hour, and the other train is coming at 75, then that's a combined velocity of 212.5." You can figure out, in fact, how far he travels before he reaches the bumper of the train number two.

TOM: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

RAY: And then you can say, "Well, in that time, train number one has..."

TOM: Train number one has gone, yeah. You could do that.

RAY: You could do that. But, you could also do it the easy way. It isn't the cowboy way, according to our pals Riders in the Sky, but it is the easy way. Now, knowing that the trains are 150 miles apart and traveling at 75 miles an hour, in one hour they will have crashed. So, if the bee is traveling at 137.5 miles an hour, how far will he travel in an hour?

TOM: 137.5 miles.

RAY: And that is the answer.

TOM: And isn't that good? How many eighth-grade kids are going to get that in their little test next week?

RAY: They may. They may. Do we have a winner?

TOM: Yeah, of course, we got a winner. Becky Slager from Raleigh, North Carolina. Congratulations, Becky.

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is SLOWER wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.

What did the wise man say to them?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped on his brother's camel?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

....not sure if you are right, but the answer is:

"He told them to exchange camels"

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster one after talking to the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385306)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

Why don't you look it up?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to hell. There are two angels. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You get one question. What is the question that will get you the door to heaven?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Maize love of her life plaza

I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385374)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Comical dull really tough guy

This?

You are standing in front of two gates (a left one and a right one) - one leads to paradise and the other leads to hell. You don’t know which gate leads where. Beside the gates, there are two angels: one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, but you also don’t know which one is which.

You have one question to ask one of the angels, in order to find out which gate you should follow. What would that question be?

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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: floppy hyperactive genital piercing



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: demanding indian lodge clown

I know this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2!#26385417)