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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: mildly autistic office

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: claret titillating stage

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Chestnut Razzmatazz Sex Offender

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Frum hairraiser theater mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: out-of-control hissy fit step-uncle's house

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: out-of-control hissy fit step-uncle's house

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: out-of-control hissy fit step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: out-of-control hissy fit step-uncle's house

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza Gay Wizard

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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