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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Offensive kitty get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: supple sanctuary Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Sooty Affirmative Action cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: hairraiser state stain height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: adventurous station roast beef you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Judgmental queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: marvelous territorial corner depressive Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: garnet thriller theater boiling water It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sickened sandwich resort Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sickened sandwich resort Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: stirring jade digit ratio dragon Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: self-centered hyperventilating menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: umber arousing selfie hairy legs fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: know-it-all address i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: Soggy windowlicker I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac stage lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: supple sanctuary way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: supple sanctuary Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: lascivious well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness gaming laptop 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: frum fortuitous meteor lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: flickering razzmatazz multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Vivacious out-of-control senate its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: Vivacious out-of-control senate if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Lavender unholy business firm headpube if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: startled organic girlfriend Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: supple sanctuary Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Aphrodisiac stage jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: startled organic girlfriend I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: supple sanctuary tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: supple sanctuary I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: frum fortuitous meteor Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: concupiscible magenta toaster "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: supple sanctuary I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: frum fortuitous meteor DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: excitant juggernaut mother Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: Charismatic meetinghouse this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: Rambunctious Pocket Flask it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: supple sanctuary TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: frum fortuitous meteor See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: boyish institution circlehead It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: supple sanctuary True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: frum fortuitous meteor cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: excitant juggernaut mother Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: frum fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Aphrodisiac stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: supple sanctuary Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Big Amber Police Squad Location rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: ocher elite forum cuckoldry this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: supple sanctuary I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: Bossy Grizzly Orchestra Pit I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: contagious partner toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#27249221) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Harsh theater stage must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: garnet thriller theater boiling water Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: Alcoholic Hateful Space Pervert told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2!#27249403) |
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