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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: pontificating pearly trailer park ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: magenta temple "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Soggy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Drunken razzle hunting ground ceo Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: lemon national mother My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: magenta temple LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: impressive mediation foreskin "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: magenta temple 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Dead Bonkers Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: magenta temple !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: magenta temple LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: impressive mediation foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: magenta temple !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Rough-skinned Aphrodisiac Karate Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: Chartreuse Striped Hyena Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: sooty parlour I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: magenta temple This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: sooty parlour our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: magenta temple Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: hideous light pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: avocado twinkling uncleanness multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: amethyst soul-stirring center international law enforcement agency aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: magenta temple Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Medicated Orchestra Pit Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: magenta temple 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Lascivious Flesh Crackhouse Antidepressant Drug Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: magenta temple ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: multi-colored ticket booth corn cake Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Medicated Orchestra Pit Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Vigorous honey-headed senate trust fund It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: magenta temple This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: magenta temple As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Soggy whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: French church [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: magenta temple 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Vigorous honey-headed senate trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Vigorous honey-headed senate trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: aquamarine ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: aqua stimulating dog poop *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: magenta temple Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: aqua stimulating dog poop *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: magenta temple On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: aqua stimulating dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: magenta temple I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: aqua stimulating dog poop o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: magenta temple <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: excitant boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: magenta temple Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: magenta temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49702519) |