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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
primrose diverse brunch idiot
  02/22/12
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Electric Coldplay Fan
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
arousing property
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
brass passionate church building main people
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
arousing property
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Filthy pistol
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
seedy fluffy range
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
arousing property
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
seedy fluffy range
  02/22/12
u jelly
arousing property
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Balding Bbw Center
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brass passionate church building main people
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Half-breed
  02/23/12
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brass passionate church building main people
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
primrose diverse brunch idiot
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
lavender lay
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Naked Hairraiser Hospital Shitlib
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
brass passionate church building main people
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
azure cerebral area
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
brass passionate church building main people
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
primrose diverse brunch idiot
  02/23/12
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brass passionate church building main people
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alcoholic embarrassed to the bone market
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Disrespectful blue people who are hurt
  02/25/12
cr
know-it-all principal's office
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
primrose diverse brunch idiot
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
lascivious brilliant bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  02/12/13
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brass passionate church building main people
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Sepia parlor mood
  03/31/12
great american novelist
brass passionate church building main people
  10/26/12
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Tantric brindle antidepressant drug
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
primrose diverse brunch idiot
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Light wrinkle
  11/20/12
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Mind-boggling buck-toothed forum trust fund
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Mind-boggling buck-toothed forum trust fund
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Naked Hairraiser Hospital Shitlib
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
know-it-all principal's office
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Light wrinkle
  01/19/13
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brass passionate church building main people
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
maroon location macaca
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Pungent Casino Dog Poop
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
know-it-all principal's office
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Light wrinkle
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Magenta Filthpig
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black internet-worthy indirect expression space
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Unholy trip place of business
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
lascivious brilliant bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
godawful flatulent garrison old irish cottage
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: primrose diverse brunch idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Electric Coldplay Fan



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: arousing property

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: brass passionate church building main people

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: arousing property

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Filthy pistol

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: seedy fluffy range

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: arousing property

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: seedy fluffy range

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: arousing property

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Balding Bbw Center

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: brass passionate church building main people



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Half-breed

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: brass passionate church building main people



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: primrose diverse brunch idiot

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: lavender lay

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Naked Hairraiser Hospital Shitlib

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: brass passionate church building main people

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: azure cerebral area

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: brass passionate church building main people

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: primrose diverse brunch idiot

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: brass passionate church building main people



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: alcoholic embarrassed to the bone market



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Disrespectful blue people who are hurt

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: know-it-all principal's office

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: primrose diverse brunch idiot

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: lascivious brilliant bawdyhouse candlestick maker

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: brass passionate church building main people



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Sepia parlor mood

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: brass passionate church building main people

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Tantric brindle antidepressant drug



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: primrose diverse brunch idiot

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Light wrinkle

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed forum trust fund



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed forum trust fund

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Naked Hairraiser Hospital Shitlib

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: know-it-all principal's office

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Light wrinkle

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: brass passionate church building main people



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: maroon location macaca

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Pungent Casino Dog Poop

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: know-it-all principal's office

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Light wrinkle



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Magenta Filthpig



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: black internet-worthy indirect expression space



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Unholy trip place of business



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: lascivious brilliant bawdyhouse candlestick maker

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2!#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: godawful flatulent garrison old irish cottage

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Unholy trip place of business



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: bateful fishy box office toilet seat



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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