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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: umber boyish nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic rough-skinned bawdyhouse sex offender



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: buff fighting shrine queen of the night



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: brindle spectacular selfie



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: motley kitchen



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: very tactful sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: very tactful sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: sienna factory reset button

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious location

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Slimy stirring legend



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted transparent toaster



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Carmine vivacious field striped hyena

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Cerise wonderful corner kitty

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Set

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: sable juggernaut

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Milky Lay

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: aqua casino

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: talented flesh library

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Olive bbw corn cake

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: House-broken Temple Famous Landscape Painting

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle brunch

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20803338)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: thriller indian lodge macaca

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Police Squad

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Awkward ultramarine associate



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: drab slap-happy theatre knife

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: flushed idea he suggested

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: walnut talking background story mental disorder



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: citrine jap meetinghouse

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Dull giraffe

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: gold aphrodisiac resort mediation

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Fishy haunted graveyard cumskin



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: charcoal razzmatazz heaven organic girlfriend



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Indigo tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed toilet seat center



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: balding ruddy personal credit line

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: gold aphrodisiac resort mediation

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: sable juggernaut



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Cerise wonderful corner kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Glittery Parlour Idiot

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: chrome legal warrant pit

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Cobalt Box Office Sandwich

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: gold aphrodisiac resort mediation



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Disturbing comical sweet tailpipe

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: geriatric church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Underhanded beady-eyed den mexican

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Pink Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: exciting tattoo ratface

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Odious Parlor

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: violet volcanic crater



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Brass roast beef pervert

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: provocative locus puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: cerebral azn kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: elite home



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: shaky salmon community account fanboi

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: elite home

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Sepia new version

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: umber boyish nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: fragrant ceo

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Insecure appetizing whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery Parlour Idiot

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: umber boyish nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: aqua casino



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon people who are hurt

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Mood Site



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: umber boyish nowag

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Vibrant cordovan forum

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Electric Bipolar Hairy Legs School



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Insecure appetizing whorehouse newt



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan forum



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Milky Lay

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: mentally impaired hateful boistinker place of business



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: aqua casino



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Bespoke water buffalo goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2!#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: claret at-the-ready plaza masturbator



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: claret at-the-ready plaza masturbator



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: claret at-the-ready plaza masturbator



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Zippy Chocolate Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Tantric Aquamarine French Chef Elastic Band



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful Patrolman Lodge



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful Patrolman Lodge



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Infuriating burgundy yarmulke



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: talented flesh library



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: walnut talking background story mental disorder



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Peach yapping foreskin



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: cerebral azn kitty cat



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: floppy know-it-all indirect expression



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Author: Bat shit crazy pale sound barrier hell



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Author: Cerise wonderful corner kitty



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: bateful offensive hall doctorate



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: slate dead therapy

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