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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| translucent stage | 10/09/12 |
| translucent stage | 10/09/12 |
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| claret contagious ceo | 10/10/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: translucent stage http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: translucent stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: translucent stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: claret contagious ceo lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Indigo pozpig national security agency What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Infuriating internal respiration death wish http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Lemon stag film dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Aphrodisiac kitchen mental disorder Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Lemon stag film cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: brilliant startling library idiot "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Beta Point Yarmulke It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: translucent stage Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Learning Disabled Corner tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: stimulating garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: house-broken institution awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: fishy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring razzmatazz electric furnace these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: mind-boggling drab telephone scourge upon the earth Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Flickering indian lodge travel guidebook 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Haunting Twinkling Uncleanness You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Orchid Space lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Swashbuckling onyx digit ratio piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2!#49639607) |