The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
My trip to Chipotle (CHUNG)
| Translucent parlor | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| chestnut cerebral plaza degenerate | 12/06/12 |
| Sooty Hall Striped Hyena | 01/31/13 |
| titillating bright address messiness | 03/13/14 |
| Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge | 03/13/14 |
| blathering candlestick maker theatre | 08/26/14 |
| adulterous dog poop | 08/26/14 |
| shaky newt | 05/27/15 |
| fiercely-loyal embarrassed to the bone whorehouse | 05/27/15 |
| bespoke aquamarine business firm | 09/25/15 |
| twisted patrolman range | 09/25/15 |
| ruby sick digit ratio senate | 10/13/15 |
| Supple hell ceo | 01/17/17 |
| purple mentally impaired state toaster | 01/17/17 |
| Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge | 03/16/17 |
| Saffron Soul-stirring Regret Dingle Berry | 08/10/19 |
| Impertinent scarlet box office | 12/02/19 |
| glassy death wish | 12/02/19 |
| hairraiser multi-billionaire | 04/09/20 |
| misanthropic headpube becky | 05/18/20 |
| histrionic stead | 05/18/20 |
| Swashbuckling cerise parlour | 05/18/20 |
| charismatic yarmulke | 09/28/20 |
| comical lavender private investor theater stage | 09/28/20 |
| thriller soggy fanboi | 09/28/20 |
| Startling cruise ship pocket flask | 03/09/21 |
| duck-like beta ticket booth | 07/14/24 |
| 180 hyperactive party of the first part | 07/14/24 |
| adventurous gaped tank institution | 08/24/24 |
| trip orchestra pit | 11/24/24 |
| erotic ungodly organic girlfriend | 11/24/24 |
| flickering bawdyhouse hominid | 11/24/24 |
| slap-happy concupiscible forum | 11/24/24 |
| opaque location | 07/03/25 |
| kink-friendly tanning salon | 07/03/25 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| Swollen Ruddy Bbw Menage | 01/31/13 |
| glassy death wish | 12/02/19 |
| 180 hyperactive party of the first part | 07/14/24 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease | 12/06/12 |
| Bossy Dysfunction International Law Enforcement Agency | 12/02/19 |
| crusty church building telephone | 02/22/14 |
| Bateful National | 03/13/14 |
| Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge | 05/05/14 |
| curious ocher codepig | 05/05/14 |
| titillating bright address messiness | 08/26/14 |
| Laughsome goyim | 05/22/15 |
| Laughsome goyim | 05/22/15 |
| Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge | 05/27/15 |
| shaky newt | 10/13/15 |
| dun outnumbered base useless brakes | 01/17/17 |
| shaky newt | 05/19/20 |
| crusty church building telephone | 12/14/15 |
| peach crawly reading party abode | 02/05/16 |
| Pearly talented cumskin | 02/05/16 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Keepsake Machete | 02/05/16 |
| peach crawly reading party abode | 06/02/16 |
| Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge | 01/17/17 |
| exciting plum coffee pot office | 01/17/17 |
| aromatic nowag | 01/17/17 |
| kink-friendly tanning salon | 01/17/17 |
| brilliant tripping principal's office people who are hurt | 05/18/20 |
| titillating bright address messiness | 05/19/20 |
| Citrine French Chef Set | 05/19/20 |
| beady-eyed unhinged place of business | 05/19/20 |
| deranged mental disorder | 05/19/20 |
| Provocative goal in life | 05/19/20 |
| Startling cruise ship pocket flask | 11/24/24 |
| butt cheeks | 09/03/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 6th, 2012 6:58 PM Author: Translucent parlor True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#22181731) |
 |
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:29 PM Author: Wgwag
Holy shit. Race of gf?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475625) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:31 PM Author: CHUNG+
She's Asian, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475644) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:00 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Wgwag
do u possess a puppydood
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475646) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:32 PM Author: CHUNG+
In fact we do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475653) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Wgwag
true patriot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475659) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:35 PM Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )
You're going to eat it, aren't you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475676) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:01 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:37 PM Author: CHUNG+
I told y'all MAF white dorks would be storming this thread in rage with lame jokes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475703) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:38 PM Author: Wgwag
tru dat. look at his lame moniker lol. He can't even say it out loud in public
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475713) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: Talk to Your Kids About the Dark Meat ( )
*calls it a lame joke*
*eats dog while sniffing dirty panties from a vending machine like a typical asian freak*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475746) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: CHUNG+
whitey dorks oh dey MAF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20475750) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:02 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: December 6th, 2012 6:27 PM Author: beau
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#22181560)
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 6:59 PM Author: chestnut cerebral plaza degenerate "True story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for the first time in a year because someone wanted to buy me and the gf lunch. Ordered a chicken salad, the semi-cute latina girl working the line gives me a smile and gives me a 50% additional helping of chicken. I don't particularly like Chipotle, didn't particularly want the chicken, but I knew xo cumskin dorks would be MAF."
Here's why this post is so funny:
-First CHUNG points out he only went to Chipotle because someone wanted to buy him lunch there. lol @ anyone wanting to go out of their way to buy lunch for this psychotic Asian faggot
-Secondly, he casually drops in that it wasn't just him, but him AND "the gf." Not "my gf," but "the gf," as if you would read that and think "Oh of course, CHUNG's girlfriend, yeah it was obvious he had one, yeah."
-Then when he gets there he says, without shame or awareness of why this is so laughable, that he orders a "chicken salad." LOL. A what? I don't think I've ever heard anyone in Chipotle ever order a chicken salad. I imagine if I did the people behind the counter would just be like "what?"
-CHUNG has to mention that the Latina behind the counter is just "semi-cute." You know, she has to be cute, otherwise the story doesn't make CHUNG seem like a stud, but she can't be too cute, cause not just any chick can impress CHUNG. She has to be a real piece of ass to meet his standards.
-The girl then smiles. lol. Imagine if you can, an actual dumpy Asian dude who looks like Cho coming up and ordering a salad, and then the "semi-cute" Latina, who gets hit on all the time, smiles flirtatiously at this mouth-breather. It's like when guys in middle school told stories about how some hot girl was totally into them.
-After getting "50%" more chicken than he should have (again, this Latina girl sees numerous men pass through the line, but for this Asian dude she just can't resist heaping on more meat), CHUNG has to again mention he's not really a fan of Chipotle. It's like the dude who says "yeah, so this stripper starts blowing me. I didn't even want her to. She wasn't even THAT hot. Probably a 9, but whatever. I was bored."
This post is a work of brilliance in terms of the layered bullshit strung together as a middle schooler's narrative. Well done, CHUNG, well done.
(tl;dr: CHUNG has daydream and thinks he can convince people it really happened, like you'd expect from weird psychotic Asian shut-in) |
|
Date: January 31st, 2013 12:21 AM Author: Sooty Hall Striped Hyena 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#22538887) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM Author: titillating bright address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25184081) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25184102) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2014 7:16 PM Author: blathering candlestick maker theatre goddamn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#26212389) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2014 7:27 PM Author: adulterous dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#26212479) |
|
Date: May 27th, 2015 12:53 AM Author: shaky newt holy shit, what was this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#27971661) |
|
Date: May 27th, 2015 12:55 AM Author: fiercely-loyal embarrassed to the bone whorehouse Historic poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#27971679) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2015 12:54 PM Author: bespoke aquamarine business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#28835429) |
|
Date: September 25th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: twisted patrolman range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#28835570) |
|
Date: October 13th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: ruby sick digit ratio senate devastation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#28955612) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:15 PM Author: Supple hell ceo this was DVP? lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393045) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: purple mentally impaired state toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393083) |
|
Date: March 16th, 2017 10:19 AM Author: Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32842666) |
|
Date: August 10th, 2019 5:13 PM Author: Saffron Soul-stirring Regret Dingle Berry Lol'd at this randomly yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#38667324) |
|
Date: December 2nd, 2019 9:23 PM Author: Impertinent scarlet box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#39205199) |
|
Date: December 2nd, 2019 11:14 PM Author: glassy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#39205808) |
|
Date: April 9th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: hairraiser multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#39977042) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2020 10:58 PM Author: misanthropic headpube becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234017) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2020 11:00 PM Author: histrionic stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234031) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling cerise parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234038) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2020 1:58 AM Author: charismatic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#41000171) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2020 1:59 AM Author: comical lavender private investor theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#41000175) |
|
Date: September 28th, 2020 2:15 AM Author: thriller soggy fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#41000215) |
|
Date: March 9th, 2021 6:17 PM Author: Startling cruise ship pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#42076453) |
|
Date: July 14th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: duck-like beta ticket booth lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#47844613) |
|
Date: July 14th, 2024 9:27 PM Author: 180 hyperactive party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#47844669) |
|
Date: August 24th, 2024 5:12 AM Author: adventurous gaped tank institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48001544) |
|
Date: November 24th, 2024 5:57 PM Author: trip orchestra pit *hair blown back* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48376629) |
|
Date: November 24th, 2024 6:00 PM Author: erotic ungodly organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48376635) |
|
Date: November 24th, 2024 6:03 PM Author: flickering bawdyhouse hominid Elite human capital used to poast here, we really are a tiny pink rump state left behind from what was once a great empire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48376642) |
|
Date: November 24th, 2024 6:05 PM Author: slap-happy concupiscible forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48376648) |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM Author: opaque location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#49068025) |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2025 12:19 AM Author: kink-friendly tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#49068032) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: July 3rd, 2012 11:30 AM Author: MoreDoughHi
you actually went to burger king and laid down outside the front door with an opened can of tuna. then a cat came by and you gobbled it up like the 3rd world faggot you be.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21008225)
|
|
Date: January 31st, 2013 12:08 AM Author: Swollen Ruddy Bbw Menage never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#22538752) |
|
Date: December 2nd, 2019 11:14 PM Author: glassy death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#39205813) |
|
Date: July 14th, 2024 9:28 PM Author: 180 hyperactive party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#47844671) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:03 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: July 29th, 2012 10:42 AM Author: ... ,. .,. ... ... ......
Sounds like she ran a great flame on you-Asian guy needs more meat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#21204780) |
|
Date: December 6th, 2012 7:04 PM Author: vivacious topaz stag film mad cow disease Date: April 16th, 2012 7:11 PM Author: Jimmy Pop
This is right up there with the "I got HIV from vaginal condom sex with Thai hookers" flame thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1925400&forum_id=5#20477453) |
|
Date: December 2nd, 2019 11:06 PM Author: Bossy Dysfunction International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#39205773) |
|
Date: February 22nd, 2014 7:10 PM Author: crusty church building telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25067667) |
|
Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM Author: Bateful National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25184084) |
|
Date: May 5th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25506242) |
|
Date: May 5th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: curious ocher codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#25506317) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2014 7:07 PM Author: titillating bright address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#26212336) |
|
Date: May 22nd, 2015 3:32 PM Author: Laughsome goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#27944021) |
|
Date: May 22nd, 2015 3:49 PM Author: Laughsome goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#27944130) |
|
Date: May 27th, 2015 12:50 AM Author: Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#27971643) |
|
Date: October 13th, 2015 12:27 AM Author: shaky newt holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#28955435) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:29 PM Author: dun outnumbered base useless brakes (guy who made the original poast) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393104) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 1:41 AM Author: shaky newt 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234696) |
|
Date: December 14th, 2015 5:25 PM Author: crusty church building telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#29378335) |
|
Date: February 5th, 2016 4:19 AM Author: peach crawly reading party abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#29756607) |
|
Date: February 5th, 2016 4:22 AM Author: Pearly talented cumskin you are an HERO for finding this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#29756613) |
|
Date: February 5th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#29757459) |
|
Date: June 2nd, 2016 6:41 PM Author: peach crawly reading party abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#30610499) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:10 PM Author: Exhilarant disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393020) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: exciting plum coffee pot office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393040) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 2:26 PM Author: aromatic nowag nyuug has come a long way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393094) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2017 3:22 PM Author: kink-friendly tanning salon all time classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#32393385) |
|
Date: May 18th, 2020 10:58 PM Author: brilliant tripping principal's office people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234019) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 12:59 AM Author: titillating bright address messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234561) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 1:02 AM Author: Citrine French Chef Set had no idea donny was CHUNG. explains some of his posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234571) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 1:45 AM Author: beady-eyed unhinged place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234711) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 1:49 AM Author: deranged mental disorder CHUNG+ was an all-time great XO poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40234724) |
|
Date: May 19th, 2020 8:32 AM Author: Provocative goal in life So Donny was running CHUNG flame and the azn DVP called him out brutally? Cartoon world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#40235173) |
|
Date: November 24th, 2024 5:56 PM Author: Startling cruise ship pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#48376624) |
|
Date: September 3rd, 2025 1:49 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&forum_id=2!#49233923) |