\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

BAM! Ever Active Xo Poaster is Transported to Athens circa 300BC

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  01/31/14
I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone
Motley Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/31/14
...
mint spectacular giraffe
  05/06/14
I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact t...
light step-uncle's house rigor
  10/07/14
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
sick lodge ceo
  03/31/15
Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give t...
Outnumbered becky
  11/05/14
The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys...
Stirring bisexual piazza
  01/31/14
Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude ...
Navy alcoholic native factory reset button
  01/31/14
lol
razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard
  01/31/14
lol, ty
charismatic awkward dingle berry
  01/31/14
loling in my office
Laughsome codepig
  02/26/14
...
sick lodge ceo
  03/31/15
...
Pearly patrolman
  03/31/15
lmao.
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  05/17/14
There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some...
Snowy Pea-brained Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/31/14
LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm ...
Gay balding garrison
  01/31/14
"lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL...
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
180, but at you
Lascivious wrinkle
  02/26/14
"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you&quo...
mewling aromatic plaza
  10/07/14
lol ty
Magenta Market Travel Guidebook
  11/05/14
Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of techn...
Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage
  01/31/14
Would they have enough science to do anything with our smart...
Cordovan point newt
  01/31/14
they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you o...
Hyperventilating comical school cafeteria ratface
  01/31/14
I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowled...
greedy well-lubricated quadroon
  01/31/14
How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
heady goyim casino
  01/31/14
My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parm...
greedy well-lubricated quadroon
  01/31/14
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  03/31/15
We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbea...
Hyperventilating comical school cafeteria ratface
  01/31/14
they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beiji...
hairless umber pervert
  01/31/14
I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease
Honey-headed center degenerate
  01/31/14
More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at t...
Chartreuse Shitlib Shrine
  02/06/14
this would be 180 lets do this
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and ...
Honey-headed center degenerate
  01/31/14
lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have...
Silver supple boiling water place of business
  10/17/14
I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 3...
razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard
  01/31/14
ty
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
...
racy church building masturbator
  01/31/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/26/14
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  05/06/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  10/07/14
...
Federal stimulating cuckold
  03/31/15
...
sick lodge ceo
  03/31/15
...
Grizzly histrionic orchestra pit pozpig
  02/03/16
*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle* All righ...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  01/31/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  01/31/14
Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails &...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  01/31/14
history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiq...
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  01/31/14
lol
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
...
Navy alcoholic native factory reset button
  01/31/14
...
territorial stubborn mediation
  01/31/14
"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and...
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.
Vermilion rehab generalized bond
  01/31/14
don't fight the hypo
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators
Vermilion rehab generalized bond
  01/31/14
(xo poast...
Smoky Vigorous Crotch
  06/13/14
greeks watched on ESPN
Silver supple boiling water place of business
  10/17/14
"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothin...
Maniacal Prole
  02/26/14
...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  05/06/14
...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  10/07/14
...
sadistic sapphire coldplay fan
  03/31/15
"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the ci...
Flushed Brunch
  03/31/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
sadistic sapphire coldplay fan
  03/31/15
even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence t...
zippy bronze blood rage
  01/31/14
lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gu...
Vermilion rehab generalized bond
  01/31/14
lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get th...
zippy bronze blood rage
  01/31/14
Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local...
greedy well-lubricated quadroon
  01/31/14
...
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
...
gold violent stag film
  01/31/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
...
Federal stimulating cuckold
  01/31/14
...
zippy bronze blood rage
  01/31/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/05/14
...
Crawly Cobalt Regret
  02/05/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/05/14
there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro
soul-stirring famous landscape painting
  02/05/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/05/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  02/08/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/08/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/08/14
jfc we're all done here.
nofapping stain
  02/26/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  02/26/14
180
razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard
  05/06/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  06/13/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  10/07/14
moderately overrated.
mewling aromatic plaza
  10/07/14
...
olive community account
  10/07/14
...
irate heaven persian
  10/17/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  11/05/14
*Swipes right*
Federal stimulating cuckold
  03/31/15
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  09/11/15
...
irate heaven persian
  02/03/16
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26
The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young b...
Sienna multi-billionaire theatre
  01/31/14
...
territorial stubborn mediation
  01/31/14
...
Smoky Vigorous Crotch
  06/13/14
Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless ...
Useless Cruel-hearted Main People
  01/31/14
One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a go...
Sienna multi-billionaire theatre
  01/31/14
BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESC...
Federal stimulating cuckold
  01/31/14
I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.
Sienna multi-billionaire theatre
  01/31/14
They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd ...
greedy well-lubricated quadroon
  01/31/14
...
diverse chad ape
  01/31/14
...but after he sneezed they would murder him
Brass milk
  11/04/15
We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it ...
Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage
  01/31/14
Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significanc...
startling queen of the night candlestick maker
  01/31/14
lol
Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage
  01/31/14
...
Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend
  01/31/14
...
razzmatazz dysfunction
  02/26/14
...
coiffed odious jewess senate
  02/05/14
...
flatulent skinny woman
  02/06/14
180
razzle principal's office jap
  02/06/14
...
cerebral ultramarine chapel
  11/05/14
...
jade beady-eyed dopamine
  02/17/14
best thread I've read in awhile
Laughsome codepig
  02/26/14
it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past...
high-end puce cuckoldry corn cake
  05/06/14
(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school
mint spectacular giraffe
  05/06/14
proving all of "modern" math would be the hard par...
Pale office
  05/06/14
Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amoun...
vivacious address
  05/06/14
maths proof*
mint spectacular giraffe
  03/31/15
math poofs*
Hateful public bath
  03/31/15
In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of musc...
Curious indian lodge mood
  05/17/14
...
arousing maroon fat ankles gunner
  05/17/14
Most would sit around all day and complain about random topi...
dashing henna resort
  05/17/14
Count me in with the Delphic druggies then
lake gay wizard
  05/17/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast.
sadistic sapphire coldplay fan
  03/31/15
Semi-srs response: -A good number of us would die from va...
flesh parlor fanboi
  05/17/14
Your last point would make it all worth it.
dashing henna resort
  05/17/14
...
sadistic sapphire coldplay fan
  03/31/15
Ty
mewling aromatic plaza
  05/17/14
180
lake gay wizard
  05/17/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  06/13/14
ty for this much appreciated bump.
flesh parlor fanboi
  06/13/14
...
Silver supple boiling water place of business
  10/17/14
...
overrated shaky headpube
  10/17/14
...
maize glittery state psychic
  10/17/14
lol
Federal stimulating cuckold
  03/31/15
180000000000000000
sadistic sapphire coldplay fan
  03/31/15
A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to ...
walnut thirsty goal in life
  10/07/14
I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.
khaki vibrant half-breed
  10/07/14
as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lo...
up-to-no-good area tattoo
  10/07/14
...
irate heaven persian
  10/17/14
...
cerise internal respiration
  11/05/14
...
mint spectacular giraffe
  03/31/15
...
Red floppy crackhouse
  11/06/15
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  02/24/26
Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a ...
Bearded feces
  10/17/14
No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.
Hateful public bath
  09/11/15
:(
Bearded feces
  02/03/16
i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with ...
translucent gas station
  10/17/14
We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the ti...
Flickering 180 National
  03/31/15
lol
Grizzly histrionic orchestra pit pozpig
  02/03/16
this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd ...
claret personal credit line
  03/31/15
...
appetizing tripping dilemma telephone
  11/04/15
...
khaki vibrant half-breed
  11/04/15
We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which w...
Red floppy crackhouse
  11/04/15
...
Coral fighting stead
  07/22/21
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930901)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Motley Mad-dog Skullcap

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931484)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: mint spectacular giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512167)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: light step-uncle's house rigor

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26493563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: sick lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588580)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered becky

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26658065)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring bisexual piazza

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930910)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Navy alcoholic native factory reset button

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930914)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930918)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: charismatic awkward dingle berry

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931204)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Laughsome codepig

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092349)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: sick lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588583)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Pearly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588950)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: diverse chad ape

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930979)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579337)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Snowy Pea-brained Twinkling Uncleanness

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Gay balding garrison

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931461)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: diverse chad ape

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931494)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Lascivious wrinkle

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092270)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: mewling aromatic plaza

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Magenta Market Travel Guidebook

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26658063)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Cordovan point newt

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930975)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Hyperventilating comical school cafeteria ratface

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930986)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: greedy well-lubricated quadroon

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930995)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: heady goyim casino

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931498)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: greedy well-lubricated quadroon

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931633)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587602)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating comical school cafeteria ratface

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930982)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: hairless umber pervert

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931632)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed center degenerate

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24930999)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Shitlib Shrine

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24965155)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931007)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Honey-headed center degenerate

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931010)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Silver supple boiling water place of business

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26535943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931011)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931209)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: racy church building masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24932215)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092417)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25511987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474346)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Federal stimulating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587622)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: sick lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588590)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Grizzly histrionic orchestra pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29746639)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931180)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931213)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931227)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: diverse chad ape

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931295)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931456)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Navy alcoholic native factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931468)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: territorial stubborn mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: diverse chad ape

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931487)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Vermilion rehab generalized bond

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931508)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: diverse chad ape

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931524)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Vermilion rehab generalized bond

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931605)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Smoky Vigorous Crotch

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25743638)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Silver supple boiling water place of business

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26535954)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Maniacal Prole

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092403)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512211)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474621)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: sadistic sapphire coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27589557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Flushed Brunch

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587641)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: sadistic sapphire coldplay fan

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27589466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: zippy bronze blood rage

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931491)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Vermilion rehab generalized bond

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931518)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: zippy bronze blood rage

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931522)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: greedy well-lubricated quadroon

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931597)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: diverse chad ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931609)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: gold violent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931763)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931769)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Federal stimulating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931799)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: zippy bronze blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931962)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24964849)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Crawly Cobalt Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24964863)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24964867)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24964883)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24965055)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24980787)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24980803)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24980825)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: nofapping stain

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092176)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092410)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane property haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512299)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25743612)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474330)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: mewling aromatic plaza

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474442)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: olive community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474616)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: irate heaven persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26535858)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26656645)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Federal stimulating cuckold

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587627)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#28734625)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: irate heaven persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29746405)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#49693024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Sienna multi-billionaire theatre

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931774)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: territorial stubborn mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931785)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Smoky Vigorous Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25743643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Useless Cruel-hearted Main People

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931793)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Sienna multi-billionaire theatre

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931804)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Federal stimulating cuckold

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931812)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Sienna multi-billionaire theatre

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931819)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: greedy well-lubricated quadroon

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931818)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: diverse chad ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24932124)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Brass milk

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29111772)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24931865)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: startling queen of the night candlestick maker

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24932039)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Turquoise talented voyeur theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24932195)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Domesticated mind-boggling whorehouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24932294)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092159)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: coiffed odious jewess senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24965051)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: flatulent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24965130)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: razzle principal's office jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#24965158)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: cerebral ultramarine chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26658096)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: jade beady-eyed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25033828)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome codepig

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25092356)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: high-end puce cuckoldry corn cake

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512103)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: mint spectacular giraffe

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512182)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Pale office

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512258)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: vivacious address

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25512293)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: mint spectacular giraffe

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587639)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Hateful public bath

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588866)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Curious indian lodge mood

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579475)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: arousing maroon fat ankles gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579487)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: dashing henna resort

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579488)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: lake gay wizard

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25580472)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: sadistic sapphire coldplay fan

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27589485)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: flesh parlor fanboi

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579568)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: dashing henna resort

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: sadistic sapphire coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27589496)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: mewling aromatic plaza

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25579613)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: lake gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25580663)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25743629)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: flesh parlor fanboi

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#25743732)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Silver supple boiling water place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26535973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: overrated shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26536031)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: maize glittery state psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26536127)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Federal stimulating cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: sadistic sapphire coldplay fan

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27589500)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: walnut thirsty goal in life

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474356)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: khaki vibrant half-breed

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26474375)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good area tattoo

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26475240)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: irate heaven persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26535871)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: cerise internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26658058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: mint spectacular giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587651)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Red floppy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29121927)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#49693037)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Bearded feces

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26536084)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Hateful public bath

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#28734647)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Bearded feces

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29746556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: translucent gas station

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#26536089)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Flickering 180 National

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27587612)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Grizzly histrionic orchestra pit pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29746735)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: claret personal credit line

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#27588596)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: appetizing tripping dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29111696)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: khaki vibrant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29113614)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Red floppy crackhouse

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#29113871)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Coral fighting stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#42823365)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2!#49693008)