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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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vigorous spot
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
federal kitchen
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red forum
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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chrome hyperventilating area french chef
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
House-broken Theater
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fucking lol
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Ebony multi-billionaire
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Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse
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Yellow becky
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fighting boiling water
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Dull liquid oxygen jewess
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
fear-inspiring stage
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1800000
Jet Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part
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legit
Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Bipolar hell
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Height of assosciate?
Confused electric karate
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
fear-inspiring stage
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lmfao
useless flatulent mad-dog skullcap
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LOL
Crawly 180 Temple
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lol
comical mexican affirmative action
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Zombie-like Coral Tattoo Therapy
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odious pocket flask
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disrespectful institution
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soggy skinny woman meetinghouse
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fighting boiling water
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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vigorous spot
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abnormal mood pervert
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Dashing Whorehouse
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Flushed Exhilarant Garrison
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Provocative Business Firm
  03/12/15
Moar!
Claret blathering giraffe
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Mind-boggling piazza persian
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Bateful Orchid Locus
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amethyst laughsome immigrant trailer park
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disrespectful institution
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soggy skinny woman meetinghouse
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Zombie-like Coral Tattoo Therapy
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vigorous spot
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Histrionic Public Bath
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Bateful Orchid Locus
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bat shit crazy turquoise shrine
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abnormal mood pervert
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
painfully honest olive theatre
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Khaki exciting foreskin
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motley stead telephone
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Drab bonkers ceo
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It practically writes itself!
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Drab bonkers ceo
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
federal kitchen
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painfully honest olive theatre
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irate mental disorder
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
painfully honest olive theatre
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
painfully honest olive theatre
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Shit
painfully honest olive theatre
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motley stead telephone
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sick legal warrant
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Passionate center generalized bond
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Submissive glittery stage juggernaut
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Bateful Orchid Locus
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Drab bonkers ceo
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still going strong
Bateful Orchid Locus
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(Chip Kelly)
Yellow becky
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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motley stead telephone
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
federal kitchen
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Yellow becky
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painfully honest olive theatre
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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curious nursing home
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irate mental disorder
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bat shit crazy turquoise shrine
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Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Khaki exciting foreskin
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Mewling brindle library filthpig
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House-broken Theater
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Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
painfully honest olive theatre
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*bark aves
Violent Lodge
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Bronze unhinged milk indian lodge
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Drab bonkers ceo
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Khaki exciting foreskin
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jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Yellow becky
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Fragrant cobalt space gaming laptop
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Dull liquid oxygen jewess
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diverse weed whacker private investor
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motley stead telephone
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twinkling bull headed organic girlfriend
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
fear-inspiring stage
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House-broken Theater
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Gaped Rigor
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Arousing jew base
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Yellow becky
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Provocative Business Firm
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
light deep step-uncle's house
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
greedy up-to-no-good point knife
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
hyperactive school
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Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
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fighting boiling water
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lmao
trip hideous church building goal in life
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Lavender Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Associate
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Ocher shivering den cuck
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Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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well-lubricated indigo rigpig halford
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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stirring high-end range death wish
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bat shit crazy turquoise shrine
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180
Bateful Orchid Locus
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!!!
Drab bonkers ceo
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haunting slate location round eye
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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geriatric athletic conference
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appetizing aquamarine roommate selfie
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Topaz Massive Background Story
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Deranged casino
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Henna dingle berry place of business
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Razzmatazz Stag Film
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Passionate center generalized bond
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
painfully honest olive theatre
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
misanthropic learning disabled toaster
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
painfully honest olive theatre
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Claret blathering giraffe
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
jet-lagged vibrant black woman
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
heady naked brunch
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Yellow becky
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180
racy double fault
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chrome hyperventilating area french chef
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Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Bateful Orchid Locus
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Yellow becky
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(Rick Reilly)
milky senate sweet tailpipe
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Yellow becky
  03/12/15
great thread
Know-it-all property elastic band
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Provocative Business Firm
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
fear-inspiring stage
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
aggressive aphrodisiac feces abode
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
pink irradiated water buffalo
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geriatric athletic conference
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
pink irradiated water buffalo
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pink irradiated water buffalo
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
lilac home masturbator
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razzle seedy site
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Bateful Orchid Locus
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180
Drab bonkers ceo
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
pink irradiated water buffalo
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Transparent Swashbuckling Pisswyrm
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Drab bonkers ceo
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
pink irradiated water buffalo
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
hilarious church ratface
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Wonderful duck-like station
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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motley stead telephone
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
irate mental disorder
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Mind-boggling piazza persian
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brilliant elite lay
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*makes Buddy partner*
lilac home masturbator
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Yellow becky
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Ungodly lascivious codepig
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Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse
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ruh roh
fighting boiling water
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
greedy up-to-no-good point knife
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Grizzly Concupiscible Resort
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
multi-colored sanctuary
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
painfully honest olive theatre
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1800000000000000000
motley stead telephone
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
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Stimulating ape school cafeteria
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fear-inspiring stage
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fighting boiling water
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fishy heaven
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bat shit crazy turquoise shrine
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Pontificating obsidian hairy legs
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holy fucking shit
trip hideous church building goal in life
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Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Brass university
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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buck-toothed sable factory reset button
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Topaz Massive Background Story
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bat shit crazy turquoise shrine
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Drab bonkers ceo
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Bateful Orchid Locus
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Onyx degenerate market
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180
Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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180^180
light deep step-uncle's house
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fighting boiling water
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Rough-skinned pearl goyim
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Balding beady-eyed hospital old irish cottage
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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jet-lagged vibrant black woman
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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Bateful Orchid Locus
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
heady naked brunch
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underrated
carnelian house people who are hurt
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Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
fighting boiling water
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painfully honest olive theatre
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Sienna native
  06/03/15
Ouch
painfully honest olive theatre
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Razzmatazz Stag Film
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Drab bonkers ceo
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motley stead telephone
  06/10/15
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Contagious quadroon
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chrome hyperventilating area french chef
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motley stead telephone
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness
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sapphire razzle-dazzle theater stage
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Hairraiser hall
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
jet-lagged vibrant black woman
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
jet-lagged vibrant black woman
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Claret blathering giraffe
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
charismatic saffron national
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Drab bonkers ceo
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Opaque mediation
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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supple idiotic address
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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jet-lagged vibrant black woman
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CR.
Drab bonkers ceo
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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i really like it here
painfully honest olive theatre
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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painfully honest olive theatre
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Shimmering slap-happy philosopher-king
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Drab bonkers ceo
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Woah CR friend :-)
Drab bonkers ceo
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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Tantric Aromatic Idea He Suggested
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supple idiotic address
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
pearly adventurous regret
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Soul-stirring blood rage really tough guy
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bearded pea-brained police squad chapel
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Floppy puce crackhouse brethren
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Zombie-like Coral Tattoo Therapy
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Soul-stirring blood rage really tough guy
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Startling low-t windowlicker
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Crawly 180 Temple
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Cerise boyish locale coffee pot
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: federal kitchen

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Jet Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Claret blathering giraffe



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Jet Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: House-broken Theater

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stage

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Jet Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Bipolar hell



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Confused electric karate

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stage

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: useless flatulent mad-dog skullcap

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Crawly 180 Temple

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Author: vigorous spot



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Provocative Business Firm

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Claret blathering giraffe

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza persian

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: disrespectful institution

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: soggy skinny woman meetinghouse

180

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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: vigorous spot



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Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Khaki exciting foreskin

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Claret blathering giraffe

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: federal kitchen

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: irate mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: sick legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate center generalized bond

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Submissive glittery stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Yellow becky

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: federal kitchen

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Yellow becky

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: federal kitchen

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Yellow becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: curious nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: irate mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy turquoise shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki exciting foreskin

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Mewling brindle library filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: House-broken Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Violent Lodge

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Bronze unhinged milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Khaki exciting foreskin

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Yellow becky

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt space gaming laptop

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Khaki exciting foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Dull liquid oxygen jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Submissive glittery stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: twinkling bull headed organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stage

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: House-broken Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Gaped Rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing jew base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Yellow becky

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Provocative Business Firm

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: light deep step-uncle's house

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: greedy up-to-no-good point knife

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: hyperactive school

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fighting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: trip hideous church building goal in life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Lavender Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Ocher shivering den cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated indigo rigpig halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: stirring high-end range death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy turquoise shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: haunting slate location round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: geriatric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: appetizing aquamarine roommate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Topaz Massive Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Deranged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Henna dingle berry place of business

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Passionate center generalized bond

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: misanthropic learning disabled toaster

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Claret blathering giraffe

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: heady naked brunch

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Yellow becky

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: racy double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: chrome hyperventilating area french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Yellow becky

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: milky senate sweet tailpipe

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Yellow becky

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all property elastic band

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Provocative Business Firm

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring stage

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aggressive aphrodisiac feces abode

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: geriatric athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: lilac home masturbator

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: razzle seedy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Pisswyrm

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: pink irradiated water buffalo

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: hilarious church ratface

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Wonderful duck-like station

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Wonderful duck-like station

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: irate mental disorder

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: brilliant elite lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: lilac home masturbator

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Yellow becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Ungodly lascivious codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: fighting boiling water

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: greedy up-to-no-good point knife

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Grizzly Concupiscible Resort

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating tank bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored sanctuary

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: motley stead telephone

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Stimulating ape school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: charcoal electric furnace queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: fighting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: fishy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: bat shit crazy turquoise shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Pontificating obsidian hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: trip hideous church building goal in life

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Brass university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed sable factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Topaz Massive Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: bat shit crazy turquoise shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Onyx degenerate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: light deep step-uncle's house

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fighting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned pearl goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Balding beady-eyed hospital old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: heady naked brunch

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian house people who are hurt

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fighting boiling water

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Sienna native

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Stag Film

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Contagious quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: chrome hyperventilating area french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: motley stead telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Useless Brakes Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: sapphire razzle-dazzle theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser hall

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Claret blathering giraffe

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: charismatic saffron national

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Opaque mediation

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: supple idiotic address



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: painfully honest olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Shimmering slap-happy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Tantric Aromatic Idea He Suggested



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: supple idiotic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: pearly adventurous regret

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage really tough guy



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: bearded pea-brained police squad chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like Coral Tattoo Therapy



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring blood rage really tough guy



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Startling low-t windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Crawly 180 Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Chocolate plaza pistol

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: maize thriller mad cow disease preventive strike



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: stirring high-end range death wish

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: blue big parlour hominid



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Frozen autistic state

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Dun Corner

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: flirting nubile lettuce set



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: plum hot box office national security agency



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Topaz Massive Background Story



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: supple idiotic address



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Floppy puce crackhouse brethren



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: abnormal mood pervert



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Cerise boyish locale coffee pot

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: cerebral fuchsia parlor voyeur



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Swollen crotch dopamine

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Gold Shitlib Wrinkle

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Slimy ticket booth



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: mustard spectacular office boltzmann



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Slimy ticket booth

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: jade very tactful hunting ground yarmulke

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Titillating cumskin

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: domesticated personal credit line



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Talented Buff Main People



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: razzle seedy site



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Drab bonkers ceo



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy turquoise shrine



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2!#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Bateful Orchid Locus



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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