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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Yapping hunting ground theater It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Learning disabled school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Amethyst abnormal parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Light tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Maroon maniacal potus public bath did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: French Patrolman Main People "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: hateful coral pit (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: canary idiot "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: very tactful greedy house mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Dun volcanic crater place of business (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Yapping hunting ground theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: brass regret who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Yapping hunting ground theater Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: brass regret whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Yapping hunting ground theater CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: hyperventilating keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Magenta coffee pot rigor 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Gold bawdyhouse "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: hyperventilating keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Bistre cerebral people who are hurt set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2!#49335487) |