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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
brindle hot school
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Garnet Dilemma Cumskin
  01/26/16
jesus no...
federal persian
  10/24/16
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khaki big-titted keepsake machete market
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Lake razzmatazz old irish cottage
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marvelous stage
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Greedy Brunch Reading Party
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Electric field
  01/25/16
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Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
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Cruel-hearted Shitlib Step-uncle's House
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
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territorial sneaky criminal space
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
diverse temple idiot
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Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur
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brindle hot school
  01/26/16
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amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
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  11/27/16
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Electric field
  06/13/17
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internet-worthy doobsian resort
  12/19/17
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
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khaki big-titted keepsake machete market
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Electric field
  01/23/17
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Electric field
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Electric field
  02/20/18
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Electric field
  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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  05/15/22
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Anal adulterous fanboi
  05/04/24
ruthless.
mahogany state depressive
  01/25/16
Brutal
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
Translucent stead
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Rusted tantric newt
  01/25/16
toxic
Violet aphrodisiac private investor indian lodge
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*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Blue cerebral shrine goal in life
  01/25/16
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Sapphire base police squad
  01/25/16
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/25/16
damnit
snowy trip gas station
  01/25/16
...
Lake razzmatazz old irish cottage
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
jfc
Electric field
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Lake razzmatazz old irish cottage
  01/25/16
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Electric field
  01/25/16
Cr
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
hm
plum fragrant legal warrant
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
wait
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
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passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
  01/25/16
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Blue cerebral shrine goal in life
  01/25/16
...
exciting primrose abode dopamine
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
mahogany state depressive
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Electric field
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
mahogany state depressive
  01/25/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/25/16
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internet-worthy doobsian resort
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Lilac dragon
  01/25/16
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snowy trip gas station
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/25/16
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Twisted Prole
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Bronze nowag
  01/25/16
...
high-end lime death wish orchestra pit
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Galvanic black woman mental disorder
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...
Rusted tantric newt
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...
territorial sneaky criminal space
  01/25/16
damn
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
...
avocado chad
  01/25/16
...
Provocative White Becky
  01/25/16
O LORD
fear-inspiring arrogant range
  01/25/16
jfc
mustard ungodly striped hyena
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Lake razzmatazz old irish cottage
  01/25/16
Lmao
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
Awkward Psychic
  01/25/16
...
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
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avocado chad
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amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  02/15/16
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Mind-boggling smoky cuckoldry
  07/08/17
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Racy Den
  07/08/17
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
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Dead casino
  12/26/17
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  03/16/20
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Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe
  02/18/22
...
nofapping lettuce crackhouse
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
diverse temple idiot
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
snowy trip gas station
  01/25/16
ouch
Irradiated forum international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
poison
Glittery theater
  01/26/16
...
comical metal university ceo
  01/26/16
180
brindle hot school
  01/26/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
ivory associate alpha
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Know-it-all property
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Contagious chapel
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
RIP brother
exhilarant mentally impaired locus sweet tailpipe
  09/27/16
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nofapping lettuce crackhouse
  12/26/17
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amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
  08/12/19
180
Garnet Dilemma Cumskin
  01/26/16
...
amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
buff erotic fat ankles
  01/27/16
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internet-worthy doobsian resort
  01/27/16
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Wild partner center
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Wild partner center
  02/02/16
...
Slippery nudist blood rage
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
spectacular potus boltzmann
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
disgusting love of her life
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Jet nubile double fault
  02/24/16
18000000
soggy out-of-control corner immigrant
  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
Bateful Organic Girlfriend Halford
  05/19/16
chilling
carmine address
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
black heaven rigpig
  01/03/17
oh my.
razzle trailer park
  01/23/17
toxic
Boyish affirmative action
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Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace
  03/15/17
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Lilac dragon
  04/02/17
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Razzle-dazzle coldplay fan whorehouse
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Odious locale filthpig
  07/08/17
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Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
  10/27/17
mother of god
Racy Den
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
godawful pit yarmulke
  10/27/17
JFC
Coral candlestick maker set
  10/27/17
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Vibrant dark wrinkle main people
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Cobalt mewling menage
  12/26/17
ouch
Demanding wonderful hell
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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Magenta flirting really tough guy internal respiration
  08/09/19
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Orchid public bath
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
honey-headed boiling water piazza
  07/28/25
...
Amethyst Stage Headpube
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
green macaca dingle berry
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
territorial sneaky criminal space
  01/25/16
...
Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur
  01/25/16
...
vengeful french chef stock car
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
toxic
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
scarlet bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Twisted Prole
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Twisted Prole
  01/25/16
TY bro
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
pungent supple gunner
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Translucent stead
  10/27/17
...
useless stirring library juggernaut
  10/27/17
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
...
razzle trailer park
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry
  10/27/17
credited advice
Demanding wonderful hell
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Vermilion Deranged Hall
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Milky disrespectful church building dog poop
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Twisted Prole
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
lol
lascivious quadroon roommate
  06/01/17
...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
brindle hot school
  01/26/16
...
nofapping lettuce crackhouse
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Pearl talking hairy legs regret
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
Lmao
big tanning salon round eye
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Electric field
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
lmao true
Know-it-all property
  01/25/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
nofapping lettuce crackhouse
  12/26/17
Haha
appetizing pocket flask point
  03/19/20
...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
pungent supple gunner
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Flatulent personal credit line theater stage
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Sickened station
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
exhilarant mentally impaired locus sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
heady theatre
  06/03/19
oh no
Contagious chapel
  08/08/19
LOL
effete pale sanctuary
  03/16/20
JFC
razzle trailer park
  03/19/20
Update?
Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Crimson painfully honest roast beef faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Twinkling turdskin son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
internet-worthy doobsian resort
  05/19/16
...
passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
Cr
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/26/16
...
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
Glassy national preventive strike
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
...
stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
talented hospital liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
talented hospital liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
arousing background story codepig
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Mind-boggling smoky cuckoldry
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Excitant box office marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
avocado chad
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
brindle hot school
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Electric field
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Excitant box office marketing idea
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
arousing background story codepig
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged School Cafeteria
  01/16/19
...
appetizing pocket flask point
  03/16/20
...
Garnet Dilemma Cumskin
  01/26/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
avocado chad
  01/26/16
...
internet-worthy doobsian resort
  03/28/16
...
Magenta flirting really tough guy internal respiration
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Jade Dashing Rehab Degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
scarlet bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Garnet Dilemma Cumskin
  01/26/16
...
federal persian
  10/24/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Milky disrespectful church building dog poop
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
pearly vigorous spot azn
  04/04/16
...
Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace
  03/15/17
*applause*
laughsome parlour
  10/27/17
...
Orchid public bath
  09/26/21
...
slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry
  01/26/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
...
Drab low-t institution therapy
  01/26/16
...
Twisted Prole
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
Describe
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
opaque pistol senate
  01/26/16
...
frisky adventurous ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Twisted Prole
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Electric field
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
  01/26/16
Fuck
Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
  01/26/16
cq's!
Know-it-all property
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
  01/26/16
...
razzle trailer park
  03/19/20
...
Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Canary church
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
scarlet bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
except for your autism
stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund
  01/26/16
...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Demanding wonderful hell
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
scarlet bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Twisted Prole
  01/26/16
...
amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
  01/26/16
LOL fair
scarlet bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Excitant box office marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
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lmao at the dog bit
Excitant box office marketing idea
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Outnumbered Histrionic Native
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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Outnumbered Histrionic Native
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do u love it
frisky adventurous ladyboy
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Electric field
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
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mmm hmmm
Outnumbered Histrionic Native
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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180 twist
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Greedy Brunch Reading Party
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fuchsia motley cuckold mediation
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Greedy Brunch Reading Party
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  01/26/16
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180
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/27/16
...
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180.
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Electric field
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  10/21/16
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...
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i really like it here
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Red Mad Cow Disease
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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... ...
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...
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  12/26/17
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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...
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Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
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...
passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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  01/16/19
Jfc
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
narrow-minded puppy
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Greedy Brunch Reading Party
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
light bearded coffee pot
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
light bearded coffee pot
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Excitant box office marketing idea
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
light bearded coffee pot
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...
Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
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aquamarine famous landscape painting
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Vibrant dark wrinkle main people
  04/09/19
...
light bearded coffee pot
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
light bearded coffee pot
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
shimmering circlehead
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Disturbing Multi-billionaire
  06/03/19
...
passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
disgusting love of her life
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
light bearded coffee pot
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...
Garnet Dilemma Cumskin
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
light bearded coffee pot
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light bearded coffee pot
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
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  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Electric field
  01/05/23
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Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Disturbing Multi-billionaire
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Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor
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Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Electric field

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: mahogany state depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Rusted tantric newt

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Violet aphrodisiac private investor indian lodge

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Blue cerebral shrine goal in life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678509)



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Author: Sapphire base police squad



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: snowy trip gas station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Electric field

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Lake razzmatazz old irish cottage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Electric field

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy

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Author: Glassy national preventive strike



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Blue cerebral shrine goal in life

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ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678541)



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Author: exciting primrose abode dopamine



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: mahogany state depressive

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Electric field

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: mahogany state depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



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Author: snowy trip gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Drab low-t institution therapy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Bronze nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679796)



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Author: Galvanic black woman mental disorder

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

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Author: avocado chad



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Author: mustard ungodly striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

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Author: diverse temple idiot

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: snowy trip gas station

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Author: Glittery theater

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Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

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Author: ivory associate alpha

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Glassy national preventive strike

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Know-it-all property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Contagious chapel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684217)



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Author: exhilarant mentally impaired locus sweet tailpipe

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Wild partner center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740482)



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Author: disgusting love of her life

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Author: carmine address

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Author: brilliant angry meetinghouse legend

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Boyish affirmative action

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Lilac dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coldplay fan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Odious locale filthpig

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Racy Den

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: godawful pit yarmulke

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Coral candlestick maker set

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Vibrant dark wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Cobalt mewling menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Demanding wonderful hell

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: frozen alcoholic location philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious umber business firm patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Magenta flirting really tough guy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Orchid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: honey-headed boiling water piazza

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Amethyst Stage Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: green macaca dingle berry

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: territorial sneaky criminal space

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: vengeful french chef stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: pungent supple gunner

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Translucent stead

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: useless stirring library juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Demanding wonderful hell

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Vermilion Deranged Hall

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Milky disrespectful church building dog poop

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: lascivious quadroon roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: brindle hot school

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: nofapping lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Pearl talking hairy legs regret

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Pearl talking hairy legs regret

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Pearl talking hairy legs regret

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Pearl talking hairy legs regret

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Pearl talking hairy legs regret

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: big tanning salon round eye

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Electric field

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: nofapping lettuce crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: appetizing pocket flask point

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Drab low-t institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: pungent supple gunner

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Flatulent personal credit line theater stage

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Sickened station

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired locus sweet tailpipe

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: heady theatre

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Contagious chapel

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: effete pale sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson painfully honest roast beef faggot firefighter

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy doobsian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: opaque pistol senate

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Drab low-t institution therapy

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: opaque pistol senate

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Drab low-t institution therapy

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Glassy national preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Glassy national preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: opaque pistol senate

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: talented hospital liquid oxygen

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: talented hospital liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: arousing background story codepig

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling smoky cuckoldry

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: avocado chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: brindle hot school

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Electric field

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: arousing background story codepig

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: appetizing pocket flask point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: avocado chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy doobsian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Magenta flirting really tough guy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Jade Dashing Rehab Degenerate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Milky disrespectful church building dog poop

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: pearly vigorous spot azn

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: laughsome parlour

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Orchid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Drab low-t institution therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Twisted Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Twisted Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Electric field

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Canary church

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: stimulating poppy people who are hurt trust fund

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Demanding wonderful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: avocado chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Glassy national preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling smoky cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: opaque pistol senate

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: federal persian

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy doobsian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: khaki big-titted keepsake machete market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Judgmental Stag Film

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Electric field

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: geriatric chest-beating office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: unhinged thriller home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Electric field

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Electric field

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Electric field

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling volcanic crater kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: crystalline flickering garrison

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: snowy trip gas station

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Twisted Prole

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: avocado chad

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring useless brakes hunting ground

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: 180 Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: onyx area sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: crystalline flickering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: crystalline flickering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Milky disrespectful church building dog poop

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed factory reset button lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Greedy Brunch Reading Party

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Greedy Brunch Reading Party

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: scarlet bawdyhouse

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: amber twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: fuchsia motley cuckold mediation

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all property

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: clear abusive ticket booth jap

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: snowy trip gas station

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: territorial sneaky criminal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: floppy stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Wild partner center

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: purple titillating kitty lay

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Outnumbered Histrionic Native

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: purple titillating kitty lay

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling volcanic crater kitchen

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Milky disrespectful church building dog poop

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy doobsian resort

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed factory reset button lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: brilliant angry meetinghouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Wine Boistinker

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Startling rigor

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Chrome Misanthropic Kitty Cat Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Lilac dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: frisky adventurous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Peach harsh house idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Know-it-all property

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: purple titillating kitty lay

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: brilliant angry meetinghouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Red Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic pozpig

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: slap-happy hyperventilating faggotry

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Startling rigor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: chartreuse masturbator

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Curious Maroon Nursing Home Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: brilliant angry meetinghouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  national security agency

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Brass feces

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: medicated milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy doobsian resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic Crotch

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Chestnut

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  digit ratio jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Vibrant dark wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Dull Wagecucks

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Dull Wagecucks

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Red Mad Cow Disease

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: 

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Swollen blathering parlor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: chartreuse masturbator

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  narrow-minded puppy

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Greedy Brunch Reading Party

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: aquamarine famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Vibrant dark wrinkle main people

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: shimmering circlehead

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: disgusting love of her life

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Garnet Dilemma Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: light bearded coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: ruddy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: passionate indecent antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: emerald genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Orchid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Excitant box office marketing idea

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: 

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  travel guidebook

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Generalized Bond Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood henna principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2!#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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