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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
onyx odious shrine
  11/22/17
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Carmine insecure masturbator
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Naked legal warrant
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Naked legal warrant
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Contagious Sapphire Garrison Sound Barrier
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Multi-colored primrose heaven
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
indecent locale
  11/22/17
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180 Fortuitous Meteor Trailer Park
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Comical digit ratio spot
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Salmon Low-t School
  11/22/17
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Sticky Library National Security Agency
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
vermilion stubborn gay wizard
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Naked legal warrant
  11/22/17
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kink-friendly indian lodge blood rage
  11/22/17
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indecent locale
  11/22/17
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Comical digit ratio spot
  11/22/17
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Supple slimy step-uncle's house trust fund
  11/22/17
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Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Comical digit ratio spot
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
vigorous public bath
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
vigorous public bath
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
indecent locale
  11/22/17
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Overrated theatre mood
  11/22/17
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ivory institution old irish cottage
  11/22/17
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Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
bronze zippy faggot firefighter
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
House-broken umber affirmative action jewess
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Pontificating Cerebral Space Internal Respiration
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
adventurous candlestick maker windowlicker
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
vigorous public bath
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
shaky racy goyim striped hyena
  11/22/17
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At-the-ready piazza
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
Overrated theatre mood
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
exciting half-breed
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Pontificating Cerebral Space Internal Respiration
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage
  11/22/17
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Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: onyx odious shrine

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Carmine insecure masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Naked legal warrant

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Naked legal warrant

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Contagious Sapphire Garrison Sound Barrier

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored primrose heaven

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: indecent locale

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: 180 Fortuitous Meteor Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio spot

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Salmon Low-t School

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Sticky Library National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: vermilion stubborn gay wizard

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Naked legal warrant

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly indian lodge blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: indecent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Supple slimy step-uncle's house trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: vigorous public bath

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: vigorous public bath

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: indecent locale

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Overrated theatre mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: ivory institution old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: bronze zippy faggot firefighter

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: House-broken umber affirmative action jewess

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Cerebral Space Internal Respiration

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker windowlicker

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous public bath

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: shaky racy goyim striped hyena

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Overrated theatre mood

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: exciting half-breed

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Cerebral Space Internal Respiration

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idiot Theater Stage

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Flickering dashing boltzmann kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2!#49220312)