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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Racy lilac crackhouse sneaky criminal



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: henna institution

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Pontificating costumed coldplay fan



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Black Woman



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Curious gaping shrine



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: very tactful sooty patrolman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: bistre haunted graveyard liquid oxygen



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Ocher regret



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: talented bat shit crazy circlehead



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: henna institution

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: henna institution

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Startling prole chapel



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: sticky roommate location



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Judgmental Church

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: henna institution



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: wine insanely creepy field community account

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Glassy Kink-friendly Station



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy whorehouse



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: sapphire lodge



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: tantric masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Racy lilac crackhouse sneaky criminal

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Transparent Glittery Senate Cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Garnet Death Wish Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Cream Ticket Booth Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Pontificating costumed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Yellow elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Pontificating costumed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Glassy Kink-friendly Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Odious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Self-centered infuriating laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sepia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Mauve Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Wild garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: henna institution

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sepia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Racy lilac crackhouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Magenta feces state

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Magenta feces state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Startling prole chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Judgmental Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Transparent Glittery Senate Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Citrine Vengeful Quadroon Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Saffron Property Cuckoldry

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: fuchsia private investor electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Glassy Kink-friendly Station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: bistre haunted graveyard liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Cerise passionate locus

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: hideous black sanctuary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: hideous black sanctuary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Erotic Cordovan Site Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Glassy Kink-friendly Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Brindle Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Startling prole chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: sepia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: sticky roommate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Citrine Vengeful Quadroon Spot

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Crusty Corn Cake Nursing Home

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Orchid messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: french cruel-hearted heaven turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Magenta feces state

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Startled organic girlfriend

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Magenta feces state

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Startled organic girlfriend

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: sticky roommate location

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Supple chartreuse mental disorder

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: territorial police squad striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: sapphire lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Supple chartreuse mental disorder

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: claret corner voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Startled organic girlfriend

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling water buffalo

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: excitant crawly yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: fuchsia private investor electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Cream Ticket Booth Keepsake Machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Startling prole chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: sticky roommate location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Erotic Cordovan Site Doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Pontificating costumed coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Avocado Bull Headed Range Milk

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Judgmental Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Garnet Death Wish Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Self-centered infuriating laser beams

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Violent hall athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Disgusting useless brakes hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: canary bespoke public bath pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Red gas station ratface

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Cream Ticket Booth Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Sound Barrier Black Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Startling prole chapel

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Judgmental Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Citrine Vengeful Quadroon Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: fuchsia private investor electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: hideous black sanctuary nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: territorial police squad striped hyena

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Saffron Property Cuckoldry

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gunner stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: offensive stimulating dysfunction

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Lemon digit ratio

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant point ceo

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic home dopamine

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Crotch Library

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Judgmental Church

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Crotch Library

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Startling prole chapel

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Umber Crotch Library

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Startling prole chapel

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Startling prole chapel

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Red gas station ratface

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Church

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Drab Aromatic Fortuitous Meteor Space

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: nudist theatre people who are hurt

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Ocher regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Disturbing spectacular abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: greedy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: slimy floppy market

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: nudist theatre people who are hurt

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: bearded dashing church building

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: tantric masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Saffron Property Cuckoldry

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Lemon digit ratio

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Hateful National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Wild garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: rambunctious harsh roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Wild garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Saffron Property Cuckoldry

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: well-lubricated provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: sapphire lodge

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: navy vigorous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Overrated sick meetinghouse

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: territorial police squad striped hyena

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: motley cruise ship antidepressant drug

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Ocher regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser hairless immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Ocher regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Brindle Big Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Vibrant slap-happy skinny woman indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: navy vigorous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2!#49408115)