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Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
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  07/21/19
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Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Yapping Personal Credit Line
  12/20/20
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frozen sepia alpha
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Tripping hyperactive institution deer antler
  08/21/19
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cracking geriatric property factory reset button
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
flatulent kitty national
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Titillating plaza cuckoldry
  08/21/19
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Exciting Tanning Salon
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Histrionic Trailer Park Juggernaut
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Tripping hyperactive institution deer antler
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Titillating plaza cuckoldry
  08/21/19
emergency money
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coiffed french stock car
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Shimmering arousing field laser beams
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Shimmering arousing field laser beams
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Yapping Personal Credit Line
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You’re poor
Fiercely-loyal candlestick maker shitlib
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Excitant Hilarious Locus Toilet Seat
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coiffed french stock car
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
flatulent kitty national
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Exciting Tanning Salon
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
sapphire useless parlour
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Flushed House
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
heady violet stead fat ankles
  09/10/21
great thread
vibrant prole
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  04/10/23
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frozen sepia alpha
  04/10/23
i love men
vibrant prole
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Excitant Hilarious Locus Toilet Seat
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Hateful Public Bath Really Tough Guy
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Jet Menage Party Of The First Part
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[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Yapping Personal Credit Line

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: frozen sepia alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Tripping hyperactive institution deer antler

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: cracking geriatric property factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: flatulent kitty national

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Titillating plaza cuckoldry

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Histrionic Trailer Park Juggernaut

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Tripping hyperactive institution deer antler

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Titillating plaza cuckoldry

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Tripping hyperactive institution deer antler

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: coiffed french stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Shimmering arousing field laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Shimmering arousing field laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Scarlet Abnormal Legend Doctorate

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Yapping Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal candlestick maker shitlib

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Excitant Hilarious Locus Toilet Seat

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: coiffed french stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent kitty national

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Exciting Tanning Salon

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: sapphire useless parlour

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Flushed House

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: heady violet stead fat ankles

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: vibrant prole

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: frozen sepia alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: vibrant prole

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Excitant Hilarious Locus Toilet Seat

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Hateful Public Bath Really Tough Guy

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Jet Menage Party Of The First Part

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49430061)