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federal persian jap
  07/02/19
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  07/21/19
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federal persian jap
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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  12/20/20
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lilac stain voyeur
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
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  08/21/19
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Histrionic embarrassed to the bone son of senegal
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
spectacular private investor parlor
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Chocolate theater
  08/21/19
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fuchsia church building
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Peach gay wizard piazza
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Flatulent big-titted hissy fit set
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Chocolate theater
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emergency money
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Stimulating institution karate
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Stimulating institution karate
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You’re poor
cordovan aphrodisiac library trump supporter
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
federal persian jap
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Glittery citrine haunted graveyard organic girlfriend
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mint factory reset button partner
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
spectacular private investor parlor
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
federal persian jap
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
fuchsia church building
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
federal persian jap
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
self-absorbed friendly grandma
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
federal persian jap
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Vigorous address faggot firefighter
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
federal persian jap
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Dead Sex Offender
  09/10/21
great thread
Multi-colored brindle volcanic crater meetinghouse
  09/10/21
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federal persian jap
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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lilac stain voyeur
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i love men
Multi-colored brindle volcanic crater meetinghouse
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federal persian jap
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
federal persian jap
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Glittery citrine haunted graveyard organic girlfriend
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
federal persian jap
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
swashbuckling immigrant home
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
federal persian jap
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
federal persian jap
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
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  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: federal persian jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: federal persian jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: federal persian jap

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: arousing hyperventilating cruise ship

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: lilac stain voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Flatulent big-titted hissy fit set

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Histrionic embarrassed to the bone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: spectacular private investor parlor

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Chocolate theater

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: fuchsia church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Peach gay wizard piazza

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Flatulent big-titted hissy fit set

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Chocolate theater

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Flatulent big-titted hissy fit set

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: mint factory reset button partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Stimulating institution karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Stimulating institution karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac library trump supporter

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: federal persian jap

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Glittery citrine haunted graveyard organic girlfriend

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: mint factory reset button partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: spectacular private investor parlor

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: federal persian jap

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: fuchsia church building

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: federal persian jap

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed friendly grandma

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: federal persian jap

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Vigorous address faggot firefighter

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: federal persian jap

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Dead Sex Offender

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored brindle volcanic crater meetinghouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: federal persian jap

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: federal persian jap

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: lilac stain voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle volcanic crater meetinghouse

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: federal persian jap

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: federal persian jap

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Glittery citrine haunted graveyard organic girlfriend

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: federal persian jap

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling immigrant home

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: federal persian jap

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: federal persian jap

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: federal persian jap

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2!#49264493)