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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Floppy yarmulke
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
unholy heaven messiness
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Heady Rusted Lay
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
walnut principal's office
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
Stirring green hell community account
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
Sticky Trump Supporter
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Floppy yarmulke
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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  03/14/20
upset
Heady Rusted Lay
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
Pink Big Chad Nursing Home
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Floppy yarmulke
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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  03/14/20
Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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(faggot)
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ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than ...
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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rut roh
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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amazing follow up
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We need to near that story thanks
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: unholy heaven messiness

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Heady Rusted Lay

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: walnut principal's office

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Stirring green hell community account

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Sticky Trump Supporter

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: contagious olive therapy

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Heady Rusted Lay

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Pink Big Chad Nursing Home

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: smoky trust fund

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Tan water buffalo property

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: talented gay wizard

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Sable boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Vivacious self-centered shrine juggernaut

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: ruby disrespectful hospital shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: transparent swashbuckling place of business

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: provocative aquamarine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Mewling racy tanning salon

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed azn hall

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian pit

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Titillating yellow hunting ground foreskin

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Mewling racy tanning salon

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: histrionic deranged alpha

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant citrine office immigrant

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed azn hall

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: razzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular stain national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: trip sadistic gas station

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: doobsian idea he suggested station

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: doobsian idea he suggested station

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: dead arousing whorehouse

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: doobsian idea he suggested station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: judgmental vigorous school gaping

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Stirring green hell community account



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: dead arousing whorehouse

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: cerise excitant point



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy adulterous abode philosopher-king



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy chest-beating tank casino



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: smoky trust fund



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: spectacular stain national



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Sapphire theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Vivacious self-centered shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac travel guidebook menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered saffron crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Bossy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Aqua rough-skinned orchestra pit keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Supple ivory stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: chrome church

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible violet becky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: smoky trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Anal Brunch

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious self-centered shrine juggernaut

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: doobsian idea he suggested station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Brindle Diverse Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac travel guidebook menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered saffron crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: mischievous brilliant pervert stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: very tactful kitty cat university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: hairless bisexual faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating nofapping cumskin indirect expression

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Brindle Diverse Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Filthy chest-beating tank casino

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring green hell community account

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Filthy chest-beating tank casino

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: thriller native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Drab puppy volcanic crater

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: maroon sandwich

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Chestnut Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: jet rebellious address pisswyrm

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic cerebral twinkling uncleanness base

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Supple ivory stage

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular stain national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: appetizing dull dragon

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: smoky trust fund

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: orchid charismatic church building nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular stain national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: smoky trust fund

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Aqua rough-skinned orchestra pit keepsake machete

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Stirring green hell community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: jade garrison

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Vivacious self-centered shrine juggernaut

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Mewling racy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac travel guidebook menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Carmine house macaca

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular stain national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Frisky Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: doobsian idea he suggested station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: maroon sandwich

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Stirring green hell community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: hateful stag film telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: hairraiser parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: jade garrison

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: dead arousing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: cerise excitant point

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: jade garrison

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: cerise excitant point

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: maroon sandwich

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic cerebral twinkling uncleanness base

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: spectacular stain national

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Pink Big Chad Nursing Home

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Seedy Wonderful Market Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Puce range

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Titillating yellow hunting ground foreskin

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Floppy yarmulke

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Sickened fuchsia headpube den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Boyish dun theater stage goal in life

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Chestnut Private Investor

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Flirting razzmatazz spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Magenta Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: ruddy meetinghouse

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: insane box office generalized bond

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Fishy Electric Forum

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: hairraiser parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2!#49346693)