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How the fuck are you not in utter fear of getting pancreatic cancer pwned??!

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you ha...
Deranged Lime National Dragon
  07/25/21
What can you do to avoid it
Chocolate ceo hunting ground
  07/25/21
get the shot
pearly queen of the night
  07/25/21
Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two...
Appetizing coiffed milk
  07/25/21
...
Domesticated mexican
  07/25/21
Ok now what?
curious hall philosopher-king
  07/25/21
fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother...
Deranged Lime National Dragon
  07/25/21
I'm not afraid to die.
obsidian titillating dilemma boltzmann
  07/25/21
don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!
orchid yarmulke sex offender
  07/25/21
i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic ca...
soggy out-of-control field
  07/25/21
Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant
obsidian titillating dilemma boltzmann
  07/25/21
same, it is 180. I use the "plus" version which...
orchid yarmulke sex offender
  07/25/21
I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immun...
Navy Stage Voyeur
  09/14/21
RIP Norm
Deranged Lime National Dragon
  09/14/21
Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm
Racy Corner
  09/14/21
Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.
insanely creepy violet range
  09/14/21
this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you...
Mahogany old irish cottage
  09/14/21
Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?
mind-boggling market
  09/14/21
no
Mahogany old irish cottage
  09/14/21
...
A very JCM Christmas
  12/23/25
I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there
bat-shit-crazy unhinged school cafeteria
  09/14/21
Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas ...
soul-stirring circlehead chapel
  09/14/21
booze too
Beady-eyed brunch weed whacker
  09/14/21
Yes
soul-stirring circlehead chapel
  09/14/21
:(
UN peacekeeper
  12/23/25
I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. C...
n-word scissorhands
  12/23/25
Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25
Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what ar...
Miss Anthropy
  12/23/25


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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Deranged Lime National Dragon

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you have 8 months to live (and not good ones at that). Wtf! How are you going about life as if this won't get you!??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838706)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Chocolate ceo hunting ground

What can you do to avoid it

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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: pearly queen of the night

get the shot

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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Appetizing coiffed milk

Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two masks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838716)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated mexican



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: curious hall philosopher-king

Ok now what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838723)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Deranged Lime National Dragon

fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838735)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: obsidian titillating dilemma boltzmann

I'm not afraid to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838746)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke sex offender

don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838776)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: soggy out-of-control field

i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic cancer injections.

and not a single bit of pancreatic cancer since i started. best money ive ever spent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838789)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: obsidian titillating dilemma boltzmann

Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838795)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: orchid yarmulke sex offender

same, it is 180.

I use the "plus" version which costs me 3x but def worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#42838815)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Navy Stage Voyeur

I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117222)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: Deranged Lime National Dragon

RIP Norm

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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Racy Corner

Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43116803)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy violet range

Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117204)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage

this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you want to know that you have a terminal illness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117211)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling market

Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117218)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Mahogany old irish cottage

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117231)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: A very JCM Christmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#49535333)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy unhinged school cafeteria

I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117216)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead chapel

Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas by not eating a carb heavy and sugar including fructose heavy diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117221)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch weed whacker

booze too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117229)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring circlehead chapel

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#43117237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#49535328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: n-word scissorhands

I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. Could killself with a totally clear conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#49535332)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#49535336)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what are you going to do? Just live healthy and take care of yourself and try not to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2!#49535342)