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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: vivacious pontificating trump supporter twinkling uncleanness ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: thriller navy stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Histrionic nursing home My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Racy orchid location "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Copper sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Racy orchid location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: buff thirsty hall I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: buff thirsty hall our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Unhinged Haunting Gas Station Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Wine Cerebral Cruise Ship Cumskin aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: galvanic crimson factory reset button Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: godawful nowag Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Razzle house-broken selfie Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: galvanic crimson factory reset button Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Electric ape pervert It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Adventurous Rehab Ratface [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#43514420) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Electric ape pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: maize hissy fit state *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: maize hissy fit state *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: maize hissy fit state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: sadistic stage gaping <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2!#49639794) |