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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Nofapping Chapel | 01/03/23 |
| offensive ocher liquid oxygen | 01/03/23 |
| Nofapping Chapel | 01/03/23 |
| lake floppy chad | 01/03/23 |
| Nofapping Chapel | 01/04/23 |
| Bearded Queen Of The Night Point | 01/04/23 |
| Azure Abode | 01/04/23 |
| Walnut corner boistinker | 01/04/23 |
| offensive ocher liquid oxygen | 01/04/23 |
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| offensive ocher liquid oxygen | 01/04/23 |
| Walnut corner boistinker | 01/04/23 |
| offensive ocher liquid oxygen | 01/04/23 |
| soul-stirring hateful gaping | 04/19/23 |
| offensive ocher liquid oxygen | 04/19/23 |
| harsh light knife | 04/23/24 |
| Bearded Queen Of The Night Point | 04/23/24 |
| Azure Abode | 04/30/24 |
| gold clown | 04/30/24 |
| Big yellow business firm dog poop | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 01/03/23 |
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| Tan Pit | 01/04/23 |
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| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 01/04/23 |
| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 01/06/23 |
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| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 12/27/23 |
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| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 02/07/24 |
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| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 04/23/24 |
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| Zombie-like old irish cottage | 04/23/24 |
| Supple chrome party of the first part | 04/23/24 |
| Trip temple | 04/23/24 |
| laughsome vermilion potus quadroon | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
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| Azure Abode | 04/30/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Nofapping Chapel One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Nofapping Chapel Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: lake floppy chad 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Nofapping Chapel Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Bearded Queen Of The Night Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Azure Abode alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Walnut corner boistinker anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Walnut corner boistinker so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Walnut corner boistinker It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: soul-stirring hateful gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: harsh light knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Bearded Queen Of The Night Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Azure Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: gold clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Big yellow business firm dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Galvanic ruddy office famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: offensive ocher liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Internet-worthy field haunted graveyard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Tan Pit SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: laughsome vermilion potus quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Spruce dopamine travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: mauve immigrant messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: charcoal nursing home The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Marvelous Rose Church Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Provocative bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Galvanic ruddy office famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: startling beady-eyed den Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Zombie-like old irish cottage QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Supple chrome party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Trip temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: laughsome vermilion potus quadroon (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: purple trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: purple trump supporter The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Azure Abode it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Trip temple when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Azure Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: laughsome vermilion potus quadroon (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2!#49213065) |