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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
mahogany stimulating round eye
  03/02/24
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Infuriating codepig
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison
  03/02/24
lmao
Beady-eyed Pea-brained Brunch
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
autistic talented ticket booth
  03/03/24
...
Sickened Pit Legend
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
amber hairraiser incel
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Excitant transparent stock car site
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
at-the-ready party of the first part library
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Purple community account resort
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Geriatric stead mad-dog skullcap
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
stirring french dysfunction center
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Heady apoplectic death wish
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Flirting casino
  03/02/24
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Exciting mother legal warrant
  03/02/24
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Titillating business firm mad cow disease
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Exciting mother legal warrant
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Titillating business firm mad cow disease
  03/02/24
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Beady-eyed Pea-brained Brunch
  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Up-to-no-good Wonderful Personal Credit Line
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Milky School Cafeteria Laser Beams
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Milky School Cafeteria Laser Beams
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Ungodly chrome corner
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Carmine Step-uncle's House
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Sadistic razzmatazz locale
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Cyan Gas Station
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Crusty racy national
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Purple community account resort
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Heady apoplectic death wish
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Excitant transparent stock car site
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Heady apoplectic death wish
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
motley indigo nowag
  03/03/24
"shit"
stirring french dysfunction center
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Ivory Big Masturbator
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
doobsian knife
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
motley indigo nowag
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
puce headpube
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
violent church
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Light Generalized Bond
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
fragrant hyperactive rehab antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
amber hairraiser incel
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
motley indigo nowag
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
obsidian multi-colored therapy office
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/11/24
...
burgundy pungent new version
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Excitant transparent stock car site
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
mildly autistic saffron gunner
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Heady apoplectic death wish
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Heady apoplectic death wish
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Geriatric stead mad-dog skullcap
  03/11/24
...
mildly autistic saffron gunner
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
obsidian multi-colored therapy office
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Sickened Pit Legend
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/12/24
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idiotic nibblets
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Purple community account resort
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker
  03/13/24
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Laughsome menage
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Razzle balding yarmulke
  03/13/24
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Infuriating codepig
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
mildly autistic saffron gunner
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
know-it-all indecent chapel
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
puce headpube
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
violent church
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
fragrant hyperactive rehab antidepressant drug
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Laughsome menage
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
misunderstood boistinker toaster
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Infuriating codepig
  03/16/24
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burgundy pungent new version
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
...
Excitant transparent stock car site
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
violent church
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
mewling native
  03/16/24
we're all for you
idiotic nibblets
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: mahogany stimulating round eye

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Infuriating codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Cuck Garrison

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pea-brained Brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: autistic talented ticket booth

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Sickened Pit Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: amber hairraiser incel

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Excitant transparent stock car site

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: at-the-ready party of the first part library

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Purple community account resort

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Geriatric stead mad-dog skullcap

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: stirring french dysfunction center

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Heady apoplectic death wish

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Flirting casino

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Exciting mother legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating business firm mad cow disease



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Exciting mother legal warrant

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Titillating business firm mad cow disease

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pea-brained Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Orange corn cake lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Wonderful Personal Credit Line

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Milky School Cafeteria Laser Beams

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Milky School Cafeteria Laser Beams

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Ungodly chrome corner

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering sanctuary blood rage

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Carmine Step-uncle's House

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Sadistic razzmatazz locale

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Cyan Gas Station

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Crusty racy national

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Purple community account resort

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Heady apoplectic death wish

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant transparent stock car site

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Heady apoplectic death wish

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: pearly cerebral cuckold travel guidebook

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: motley indigo nowag

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: stirring french dysfunction center

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon theater stage

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Ivory Big Masturbator

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: ruddy theatre azn

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: doobsian knife

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: motley indigo nowag

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: puce headpube

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: violent church

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Light Generalized Bond

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: fragrant hyperactive rehab antidepressant drug

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Irate Slippery Temple Queen Of The Night

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: amber hairraiser incel

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: motley indigo nowag

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored therapy office

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored therapy office

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: burgundy pungent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Excitant transparent stock car site

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: mildly autistic saffron gunner

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Heady apoplectic death wish

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Heady apoplectic death wish

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Geriatric stead mad-dog skullcap

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic saffron gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored therapy office

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Copper Appetizing Senate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Sickened Pit Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: idiotic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: sienna gaped kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Purple community account resort

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Laughsome menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle balding yarmulke

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Infuriating codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic saffron gunner

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: know-it-all indecent chapel

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: puce headpube

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: violent church

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: fragrant hyperactive rehab antidepressant drug

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Laughsome menage

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Clear alcoholic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Bateful ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Boyish lilac hall degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: burgundy pungent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: thriller parlor love of her life

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Purple community account resort

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Cobalt Messiness Windowlicker

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: abnormal tank mexican

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Histrionic Electric Furnace Crackhouse

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Pontificating genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: misunderstood boistinker toaster

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Infuriating codepig

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: burgundy pungent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: fighting black woman

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling wild keepsake machete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: hideous startling meetinghouse

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: dashing bronze shitlib

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant transparent stock car site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: violent church

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: mewling native

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: idiotic nibblets

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant public bath dragon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Razzle balding yarmulke

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: obsidian multi-colored therapy office

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: glassy dog poop

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2!#49545077)