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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
jet sanctuary
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Cobalt bateful stage
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
jet sanctuary
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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pungent alcoholic milk
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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180 rambunctious tanning salon legend
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
Avocado provocative dog poop
  03/03/24
Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
jet sanctuary
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
Gay naked candlestick maker theater stage
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
jet sanctuary
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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concupiscible newt
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180, love this twist.
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ruddy frisky field volcanic crater
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building
  03/04/24
this thread just got like 10 times better
Swashbuckling lay immigrant
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Up-to-no-good confused stage
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Big Ungodly Boiling Water
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
Territorial rehab
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I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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180 rambunctious tanning salon legend
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Big Ungodly Boiling Water
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You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almo...
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Big Ungodly Boiling Water
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
Territorial rehab
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
jet-lagged psychic athletic conference
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
vengeful gas station filthpig
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
chest-beating hissy fit
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
scarlet old irish cottage
  03/04/24
great thread
180 rambunctious tanning salon legend
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Cobalt bateful stage

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Cobalt bateful stage

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Overrated Comical Police Squad Principal's Office

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459730)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: jet sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: geriatric useless brakes halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459871)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: tan space



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Seedy private investor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Avocado provocative dog poop

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Gay naked candlestick maker theater stage

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: slate internet-worthy degenerate

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Fragrant light rigpig center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Bright Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Seedy private investor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: chest-beating hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461229)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Slippery location

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: ruddy frisky field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: green diverse orchestra pit pozpig

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: milky abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: chocolate ticket booth roast beef

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lay immigrant

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good confused stage

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Big Ungodly Boiling Water

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Territorial rehab

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Fragrant light rigpig center

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Arrogant reading party property

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Big Ungodly Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Trip lodge tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Seedy private investor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: scarlet old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious tanning salon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Big Ungodly Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Pearly Free-loading Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: marvelous lettuce organic girlfriend

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Big Ungodly Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Territorial rehab

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed gold bawdyhouse half-breed

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged psychic athletic conference

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: vengeful gas station filthpig

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: chest-beating hissy fit

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: scarlet old irish cottage

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: 180 rambunctious tanning salon legend

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone pervert church building

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2!#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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