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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
High-end Newt
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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libs maf!
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abusive brethren
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NM is back
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God I hope so
Opaque Vivacious House
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
High-end Newt
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: High-end Newt

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Brilliant faggotry lay

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Pink Stimulating Reading Party Pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Arrogant heaven

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Angry Personal Credit Line Corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Impertinent navy hell



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia nighttime spot

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Fishy Cowardly Kitty

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: High-end Newt

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Opaque Vivacious House



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Idiotic Crimson Cumskin

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office hunting ground



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Amber Glittery Toilet Seat Goyim



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: thriller disturbing state

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Deep Degenerate French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Crimson Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Lime fluffy juggernaut gaming laptop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Fishy Cowardly Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: abusive brethren



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: vermilion provocative candlestick maker parlour

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Opaque Vivacious House

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: High-end Newt

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: smoky bespoke theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: High-end Newt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Cerise wagecucks dilemma



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: olive bearded legend trailer park



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic sienna field coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: demanding primrose boiling water lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: mauve awkward psychic site



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Titillating flirting station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy floppy prole forum



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Idiotic Crimson Cumskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Lime fluffy juggernaut gaming laptop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Lime fluffy juggernaut gaming laptop

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: vermilion provocative candlestick maker parlour



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic stag film digit ratio

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: vermilion provocative candlestick maker parlour



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: misunderstood stead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic sienna field coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic sienna field coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Heady Clear Whorehouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Startling Point



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Mustard electric tanning salon

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Judgmental Skinny Woman



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered splenetic stag film digit ratio

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Deep Degenerate French Chef

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2!#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: High-end Newt



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine learning disabled party of the first part dragon



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: High-end Newt



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