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🚨🚨🚨 BENZO VAX LAWSUIT AWARD ORDER OUT 🚨🚨🚨

the pauper got $0
Laughsome ceo
  09/05/24
he has his stock market trading to fall back on at least
slippery contagious church building
  09/05/24
I wanted this not to be flame :(
exciting misanthropic principal's office
  09/05/24
180
odious personal credit line laser beams
  09/05/24
that’s more than he had before the lawsuit
Poppy meetinghouse fat ankles
  09/05/24
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Slate corner
  05/21/25
rink?
slap-happy state alpha
  09/05/24
UNITED STATES COURT OF FEDERAL CLAIMS OFFICE OF SPECIAL M...
Laughsome ceo
  09/05/24
To be fair, CHATGPT Summary: "That's y u gay"...
Electric bat shit crazy pistol locale
  09/05/24
However, the petitioner has a well-documented history of pre...
slippery contagious church building
  09/05/24
To be fair, I can only hope this is real, but even if it'...
Electric bat shit crazy pistol locale
  09/05/24
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overrated bistre lodge old irish cottage
  09/05/24
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Laughsome ceo
  09/05/24
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topaz senate volcanic crater
  09/05/24
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Cerebral hall famous landscape painting
  09/12/24
that decision using "their" over and over again in...
slippery contagious church building
  09/05/24
I think it's flame brother: https://www.govinfo.gov/app/deta...
Pink Passionate National
  09/05/24
too bad good flame then
slippery contagious church building
  09/05/24
"Petitioner is awarded $0 in compensation" probabl...
lemon stirring telephone
  09/12/24
Congrats Benzo! πŸŽ‰Don’t spend it all at once.
Talented Awkward University Mother
  09/05/24
i know he isn't on friendly terms with you, but that was rat...
racy umber tank
  09/05/24
I despise them both equally, but this is good solid trolling...
dashing pozpig boltzmann
  09/05/24
"In contrast, the respondent’s expert testified t...
pea-brained legal warrant
  09/05/24
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dashing pozpig boltzmann
  09/05/24
this was my chatgpt prompt: "Pretend to write a VICP (v...
Laughsome ceo
  09/05/24
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slippery contagious church building
  09/05/24
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overrated bistre lodge old irish cottage
  09/05/24
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alcoholic drab piazza persian
  09/05/24
Is there a way to verify this? I still cannot figure out thi...
Pink Passionate National
  09/05/24
Yeah, xo is archaic
Cerebral hall famous landscape painting
  09/13/24
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Laughsome ceo
  09/05/24
damn. TSINAH gets more from being a D in eviction and bank ...
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  09/05/24
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Laughsome ceo
  09/12/24
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Beady-eyed double fault
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Laughsome ceo
  11/02/24
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Laughsome ceo
  11/20/24
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Laughsome ceo
  04/19/25
180; but vaxxs cause injuries
odious personal credit line laser beams
  04/19/25
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Laughsome ceo
  05/21/25
180 but vaxxs still cause injuries; but just not in this cas...
odious personal credit line laser beams
  05/21/25
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Sick nibblets
  05/21/25
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big fuchsia house gay wizard
  05/21/25
Checked the case on PACER. No decision yet. Hoping he wins s...
very tactful dingle berry
  05/21/25
Just not with a vaxx, please. I hear they cause crater faces...
odious personal credit line laser beams
  05/23/25
How about now?
Laughsome ceo
  06/20/25
no decision out yet
very tactful dingle berry
  06/20/25
odd case
Laughsome ceo
  06/20/25
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Irradiated low-t school cafeteria
  06/08/25
we wuz lampshade
navy cruise ship wrinkle
  06/08/25
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  10/20/25


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Date: September 5th, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo

the pauper got $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053627)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: slippery contagious church building

he has his stock market trading to fall back on at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053633)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: exciting misanthropic principal's office

I wanted this not to be flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053644)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: odious personal credit line laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053679)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Poppy meetinghouse fat ankles

that’s more than he had before the lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053688)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Slate corner



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: slap-happy state alpha

rink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053730)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo

UNITED STATES COURT OF FEDERAL CLAIMS

OFFICE OF SPECIAL MASTERS

[REDACTED] v. SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES

Case No. [REDACTED]

Filed: September 3, 2024

Decision by Special Master [REDACTED]

DECISION ON ENTITLEMENT

Introduction

This case involves a petition for compensation under the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (the "Vaccine Program"), codified at 42 U.S.C. §§ 300aa-1 to -34. The petitioner alleges that a vaccine administered on [REDACTED] caused or significantly aggravated a health condition. Specifically, petitioner claims that the vaccine caused long-term health complications. However, after reviewing all the evidence, I find that the petitioner is not entitled to compensation.

Facts

The petitioner received [REDACTED] on [REDACTED]. Shortly after the administration of the vaccine, the petitioner experienced symptoms including Guillain-Barre syndrome. The petitioner asserts that these symptoms were directly caused or exacerbated by the vaccine, leading to significant health challenges and ongoing medical treatment.

However, the petitioner has a well-documented history of pre-existing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including herpes, syphilis, and HIV, as demonstrated by the medical records provided. These conditions were present and symptomatic prior to the administration of the vaccine and have been acknowledged as chronic and progressive in nature.

Medical Testimony

The court heard testimony from both the petitioner’s medical expert and the respondent’s expert. The petitioner’s expert argued that the vaccine caused an exacerbation of symptoms and contributed to the petitioner’s overall poor health.

In contrast, the respondent’s expert testified that the petitioner’s symptoms were more likely the result of the pre-existing sexually transmitted infections (STIs), which can lead to long-term health issues including immunosuppression, chronic pain, and neurological complications. The respondent’s expert also emphasized that there is no established medical literature linking the Hepatitis B vaccine to the aggravation of symptoms caused by STIs.

Discussion

Under the Vaccine Act, in order to be entitled to compensation, the petitioner must demonstrate, by preponderance of the evidence, that the vaccine was the cause of their injury or that the vaccine significantly aggravated a pre-existing condition.

While the petitioner presented testimony that their condition worsened after receiving the vaccine, the medical records show that their symptoms were consistent with known complications of their pre-existing sexually transmitted infections. There is insufficient evidence to suggest that the vaccine played a causal role in worsening the petitioner’s health. The testimony provided by the respondent’s expert was persuasive in illustrating that the petitioner’s health complications were more likely attributable to the progression of their STDs rather than the effects of the vaccine.

Conclusion

After considering the medical records, expert testimony, and legal standards required under the Vaccine Program, I find that the petitioner has not met their burden of proof. The petitioner’s health conditions were pre-existing and primarily caused by sexually transmitted diseases, for which there is no evidence that the vaccine played any significant aggravating role.

Therefore, the petition for compensation under the Vaccine Program is DENIED. Petitioner is awarded $0 in compensation.

IT IS SO ORDERED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053757)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy pistol locale

To be fair,

CHATGPT Summary:

"That's y u gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053781)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: slippery contagious church building

However, the petitioner has a well-documented history of pre-existing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including herpes, syphilis, and HIV, as demonstrated by the medical records provided.

However, the petitioner has a well-documented history of pre-existing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including herpes, syphilis, and HIV, as demonstrated by the medical records provided.

However, the petitioner has a well-documented history of pre-existing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including herpes, syphilis, and HIV, as demonstrated by the medical records provided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053784)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy pistol locale

To be fair,

I can only hope this is real, but even if it's trolling, it made me laff so fuck it gj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053787)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: overrated bistre lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053852)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053896)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: topaz senate volcanic crater



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Cerebral hall famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48083399)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: slippery contagious church building

that decision using "their" over and over again instead of "his" is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053789)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Pink Passionate National

I think it's flame brother: https://www.govinfo.gov/app/details/USCOURTS-cofc-1_20-vv-00416/USCOURTS-cofc-1_20-vv-00416-0

Last doc is still his attorney getting paid out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053808)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: slippery contagious church building

too bad good flame then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053819)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: lemon stirring telephone

"Petitioner is awarded $0 in compensation" probably would not be in a real order. That's a football spike at the end of the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48083382)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: Talented Awkward University Mother

Congrats Benzo! πŸŽ‰Don’t spend it all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053732)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: racy umber tank

i know he isn't on friendly terms with you, but that was rather cruel

you should hire him for your up and coming hedge fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053745)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: dashing pozpig boltzmann

I despise them both equally, but this is good solid trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053749)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: pea-brained legal warrant

"In contrast, the respondent’s expert testified that the petitioner’s symptoms were more likely the result of the pre-existing sexually transmitted infections (STIs),"

too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053785)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: dashing pozpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053800)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo

this was my chatgpt prompt: "Pretend to write a VICP (vaccine court) decision awarding someone $0 because of their preexistent sexually transmitted diseases"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053838)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: slippery contagious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053840)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: overrated bistre lodge old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053855)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: alcoholic drab piazza persian



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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: Pink Passionate National

Is there a way to verify this? I still cannot figure out this fucking website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48053788)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 6:28 AM
Author: Cerebral hall famous landscape painting

Yeah, xo is archaic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48083763)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48054948)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: doobsian fragrant theater gaming laptop

damn. TSINAH gets more from being a D in eviction and bank loan suits it seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48055000)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48083373)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 6:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48083769)



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Date: November 2nd, 2024 2:51 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48272177)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48336952)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48360752)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48863649)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: odious personal credit line laser beams

180; but vaxxs cause injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48863677)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48951472)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: odious personal credit line laser beams

180 but vaxxs still cause injuries; but just not in this case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48951478)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Sick nibblets



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: big fuchsia house gay wizard



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: very tactful dingle berry

Checked the case on PACER. No decision yet. Hoping he wins so he can stick it to you clowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48951547)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: odious personal credit line laser beams

Just not with a vaxx, please. I hear they cause crater faces; and the Department of Health is looking into it under President Donald Trump and my leadership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48956030)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo

How about now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#49035181)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: very tactful dingle berry

no decision out yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#49035435)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Laughsome ceo

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#49035438)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48996799)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: navy cruise ship wrinkle

we wuz lampshade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#48996809)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: yooper (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589422&forum_id=2!#49361711)