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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
citrine den coldplay fan
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
lemon sinister potus
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Hyperactive French Chef
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
startled blue boistinker
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Hyperactive French Chef
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
startled blue boistinker
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Out-of-control area therapy
  04/08/25
that's rude
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
trip mint location nibblets
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
flickering lettuce sound barrier
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
aggressive swashbuckling forum corn cake
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
startled blue boistinker
  04/08/25
...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/08/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/09/25
...
Mauve free-loading sanctuary
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
vivacious rough-skinned crotch legal warrant
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Federal cream field
  04/09/25
Ty
startled blue boistinker
  04/09/25
...
flatulent giraffe
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
irradiated point
  04/09/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
metal twinkling gas station community account
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
startled blue boistinker
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
startled blue boistinker
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Curious whorehouse
  05/02/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  05/12/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
startled blue boistinker
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Federal cream field
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
startled blue boistinker
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Hyperactive French Chef
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
startled blue boistinker
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Hyperactive French Chef
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
bat-shit-crazy tank
  06/03/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  06/26/25
OP?
startled blue boistinker
  06/27/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  07/09/25
...
startled blue boistinker
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: citrine den coldplay fan

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: lemon sinister potus

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive French Chef

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive French Chef

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control area therapy

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: trip mint location nibblets

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: flickering lettuce sound barrier

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aggressive swashbuckling forum corn cake

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: vivacious rough-skinned crotch legal warrant

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Federal cream field

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: flatulent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: irradiated point

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: metal twinkling gas station community account

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Curious whorehouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Federal cream field

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive French Chef

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hyperactive French Chef

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tank

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: startled blue boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2!#49331552)