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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

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R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
Black Embarrassed To The Bone Idiot
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
boyish drunken garrison
  07/26/25
180
Swollen nibblets abode
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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
boyish drunken garrison
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
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no condom, full explosion tp
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
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Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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Clear immigrant
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she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
aqua wonderful whorehouse
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
Spectacular Chrome Stead
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
cerise sadistic property pozpig
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band
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I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
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Clear immigrant
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
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Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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I’m 6’7
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In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
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Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
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*tosses BC out the window*
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Purple Stimulating Incel
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
Purple Stimulating Incel
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I’m horny as shit lol.
Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
Purple Stimulating Incel
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Disgusting.
Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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(Andy Byron)
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I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
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I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Black Embarrassed To The Bone Idiot

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bearded church building

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bistre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: transparent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship juggernaut

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Diverse Crackhouse Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Translucent misunderstood gay wizard lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Crimson Abnormal Stage Psychic

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: boyish drunken garrison

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Swollen nibblets abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: sticky gas station

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: boyish drunken garrison

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Gold Parlor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Clear immigrant

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Magenta crotch office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Bistre hominid

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: saffron ratface

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Clear immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: aqua wonderful whorehouse

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Chrome Stead

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: cerise sadistic property pozpig

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Carnelian histrionic parlour

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: fighting half-breed

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Clear immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: hot police squad

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mischievous Frisky Piazza

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: aqua wonderful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: coiffed fragrant pervert

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant silver spot milk

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant silver spot milk

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Clear immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Maize hideous state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: shaky soul-stirring theater stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant silver spot milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Magenta crotch office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: honey-headed exciting tattoo

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Marvelous burgundy locale elastic band

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Disrespectful Site Gaming Laptop

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Purple Stimulating Incel

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Mahogany bull headed institution depressive

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship juggernaut

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2!#49134738)