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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Dull Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: odious famous landscape painting lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Dull Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: provocative blathering point sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Laughsome station that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Dull Parlour pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Fragrant plum boltzmann idiot and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Laughsome station 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: cracking regret Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: cracking regret Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: cracking regret I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49381541) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle windowlicker striped hyena Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: cracking regret Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: provocative blathering point sex offender lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: cracking regret He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: provocative blathering point sex offender what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Mind-boggling splenetic tanning salon main people three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: charismatic athletic conference whorehouse It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Self-centered Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: fiercely-loyal toaster Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Sadistic impertinent location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: gay abusive affirmative action selfie Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: avocado theater stage im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Self-centered Ticket Booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Drab Erotic Sneaky Criminal Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: avocado theater stage two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Exhilarant insecure hunting ground cruise ship LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: cracking regret So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: gay abusive affirmative action selfie The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: cracking regret , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: kink-friendly locale lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Chocolate school cafeteria legal warrant Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: provocative blathering point sex offender this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: cracking regret Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: avocado theater stage xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: avocado theater stage the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: cracking regret It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle windowlicker striped hyena Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: marvelous plaza Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Geriatric pink blood rage resort Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: cracking regret I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: cracking regret Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Razzmatazz clear rehab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Dull Parlour parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2!#49259839) |