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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
floppy puce field stock car
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Tan foreskin
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
provocative brass corner yarmulke
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Sienna Motley Set
  08/30/25
...
Amber patrolman
  09/05/25
, he lisped
boyish carnelian french chef
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
maniacal buff school cafeteria brethren
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
floppy puce field stock car
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
maniacal buff school cafeteria brethren
  08/31/25
...
adventurous ladyboy roast beef
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  08/31/25
delusional take
adventurous ladyboy roast beef
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
erotic rambunctious institution
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
harsh forum coldplay fan
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
flatulent gas station
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
harsh forum coldplay fan
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
floppy puce field stock car
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
harsh forum coldplay fan
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
floppy puce field stock car
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
flatulent gas station
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
flatulent gas station
  09/05/25
...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
sapphire ratface philosopher-king
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
flatulent gas station
  09/05/25
...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
flatulent gas station
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
floppy puce field stock car
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Drunken low-t plaza chad
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Drunken low-t plaza chad
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/05/25
Kenny
flatulent gas station
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
floppy puce field stock car
  09/06/25
...
Snowy Supple Dragon Tattoo
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/06/25
...
Snowy Supple Dragon Tattoo
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
floppy puce field stock car
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
red theater
  09/07/25
Explain
floppy puce field stock car
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Federal Parlor Legend
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
floppy puce field stock car
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
floppy puce field stock car
  09/07/25
...
erotic rambunctious institution
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
flatulent gas station
  01/18/26
...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Naked regret sneaky criminal
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
harsh forum coldplay fan
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Tan foreskin

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: provocative brass corner yarmulke

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Sienna Motley Set

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amber patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: boyish carnelian french chef

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: maniacal buff school cafeteria brethren

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: maniacal buff school cafeteria brethren

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy roast beef

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: erotic rambunctious institution

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent gas station

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: flatulent gas station

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: flatulent gas station

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: sapphire ratface philosopher-king

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: flatulent gas station

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: flatulent gas station

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Drunken low-t plaza chad

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Drunken low-t plaza chad

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: flatulent gas station

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Snowy Supple Dragon Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Snowy Supple Dragon Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: red theater

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Federal Parlor Legend

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: floppy puce field stock car

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: erotic rambunctious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: flatulent gas station

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Naked regret sneaky criminal

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: harsh forum coldplay fan

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2!#49626057)