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Who are the actual good lawyers here? Not all that many.
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king There’s maybe like 5 of us. The rest of the JDs are just blowhards who don’t know what they are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496842) |
Date: December 9th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Rose Histrionic Business Firm You have never practiced difficult law because you weren’t smart enough for it.
You were sorted early to be a lifelong novice. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king As you are obviously a non lawyer and a freak seething lunatic, your opinion on this topic is worthless. Much like you in all other aspects of life. Hth. Please don’t pollute my posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496939) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: boyish plaza please stop sexually molesting young azn boys, pedo clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496947) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Coward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496960) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: boyish plaza child molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496970) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Say it to my face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496996) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: boyish plaza ROFL being a 20th year associate car-beep and slip-fall small town shitlawyer do not make you a "good lawyer", spacey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496945) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle awkward elastic band SP is listed as a partner on his firm’s website (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496972) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Flirting immigrant house OP is a clownhaired pedophile shitlawyer who got DINGAFAG'd by real law firms straight away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496949) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Coward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496963) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: irate mood kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497196) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Seriously though, who would you include here. Me, probably Epah, Zurich I guess — he seems to have some level of standing, Chandler now that he’s tried a bunch of cases and hates them, ZZZ in a few years maybe? Who am I missing. I’d include OYT as well. That’s all I can think of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496953) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king There may be more but if so I don’t know them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496957) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: boyish plaza why aren't you listed as a partner on your shitlaw website over 2 years after you started claiming on xo to have been made a partner? you aren't a partner, are you spacey, you've been fibbing again haven't you. tsk tsk tsk spacey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496966) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king I guess ever since I signed the loan note for the firm purchase I’ve been to busy for that. I do marketing on local news and cochaired a PI atty retreat and do state bar stuff but I haven’t gotten around to changing that. I’ve also had a couple of appellate wins in the last year as well. Does that help? I like that dumb haunted house case because I actually got around a charitable immunity defense and made money on it. Which was a nice little exercise of legal skill. Also settling a few multimillion dollar cases. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: boyish plaza lol spacey it's getting a little bit tiresome having to humor your little fantasies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497004) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Sure buddy just go away it’s annoying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497007) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: boyish plaza oh spacey you and your little fantasies it's really endearing in a weird and pathetic way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497012) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:17 AM Author: Pearl Idiot its weird he elevates getting equity to "firm purchase." literally never have heard another lawyer refer to it that way as it obviously implies you've purchased an entire firm. unsure if this is NPD embellishment or just ordinary stupidity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498863) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Appetizing startled prole ZZZ and oyt are excellent contributions here. ZZZ killed oyt at his public hearing and oyt doles out legal analysis like it's software code (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496961) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Nice. Yes well indeed. See I knew they merited inclusion. There really aren’t many of us. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: boyish plaza there is no "us" that you are any part of here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496976) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king You really wouldn’t know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496991) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: boyish plaza yes that's right a 20th year small town shitlaw associate would know this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497009) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Okay buddy sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497014) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: boyish plaza so when do you think your IT people are going to get around to updating your firm website? it's been 3 years, do you think they might have a free moment to fix that up soon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497020) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Appetizing startled prole Hey where did oyt go to school again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497023) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Pearl Idiot i guess you're trying to imply cslg isn't a good lawyer with his non-inclusuon because of a completely manufactured and delusional one-sided feud over him not thanking you for making him a success of xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497031) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king No I didn’t include him because I do t think he really practices now. I mean he practices to the extent he evaluates cases and takes stuff in but the sense I get is that he doesn’t actually work on cases at this point. He knows who to hire and who to outsource trial to and that’s great but not the skill set I had in mind.
I could be wrong and there could be a lot more of us top flight guys practicing law and posting here than I am aware of but that’s what comes to mind. The OPniwnasking for other suggestions not saying “hey here’s my list.” |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: Flirting immigrant house you do shitlaw honk cases you fucking clown pedo. You're not a real lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497114) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: boyish plaza us top flight guys us top flight guys us top flight guys us top flight guys us top flight guys |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Tell me more about your "magic circle" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497444) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Pearl Idiot ok.
well enjoy spending another day seeking negative attention on xo. this is only like your 50th thread today and i'm sure this bizarre ritual of yours will continue into the evening like it has for the past month. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: boyish plaza I think the diagnosis that you and I have worked out is probably pretty accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497129) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Pearl Idiot undoubtedly. and what's really concerning is how he does it incessantly for days. it's almost identical to nsam and what indicates about spaceporn's mental health is obvious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497155) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king So why were you ousted from magic circle white shoe firm? |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Pearl Idiot uh oh, any idea who detective spaceporn has identified you as this time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497397) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king I really wasnt talking to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497400) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: irate mood kitty I was talking directly to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king No one knows what you are talking about. Do you want me to guess? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497425) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: irate mood kitty I'm not going to play 20 questions with an alleged child molester, sorry champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497426) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king who has made those allegations? Anyone credible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497431) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:46 PM Author: Pearl Idiot if i was accused of being a child molester id deny the allegation outright rather than attacking witness credibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498202) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Are you mad 😡? Still? It’s been HOURS bro. Dont you have anyone to go home to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498206) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: Pearl Idiot you're the one manically replying to dead threads retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498228) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Just responding to your 9:46 pm post, you fucking freak. Literally more than 4 hours passed between the post from another poster and your 9:46 pm post calling me out. Have to say that’s pretty fucking obsessive you headcase poisonous little pill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498234) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Pearl Idiot https://i.imgur.com/pmfx5ZX.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498838) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: racy fishy gaping I’m a shitlaw Duke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497089) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: irate mood kitty LJL, you are *not* on that list, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497193) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: galvanic orchestra pit Ah yes noted lawyer OYT 😏 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497356) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle awkward elastic band I used to be but I’ve been phoning it in for about 4 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496965) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: glittery internet-worthy kitchen John Roberts posts as "cucumbers" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496969) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: boyish plaza Clarence Thomas used to post as "KamalaSexyChocolate" until his account got banned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496974) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king He would not be on this list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49496999) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: boyish plaza you're an angry bitter little man aren't you spacey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497018) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Projection, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497019) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: boyish plaza lol spacey learned the word "projection" after it has been used on him a bunch of times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497024) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Pearl Idiot (NPD pedophile) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497081) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: boyish plaza (guy projecting) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497118) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Pearl Idiot (childless failure with a non-functioning cock and balls)
what's crazy is that these aren't embellished, he's gone on sprees accusing everyone of what he's accused of, including stuff he's revealed himself like kallmann's. i honestly can't think of a single thing people have criticized spaceporn of that he hasn't turned around and spammed in a "NO U!" fashion. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: boyish plaza seeing spacey accusing others of having kallmanns is one of the most extraordinary things I have ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497186) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:33 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Wow dude. How fucked up are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497351) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Pearl Idiot i've seen you accuse other people of having kallmanns. you've been bumping hitler kallmann shit for weeks too.
are you denying anything i just wrote? be specific. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king sure bud sure youre a terrible human being get your rage under control |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Pearl Idiot "spaceporn accuses other poasters of having kallmanns. it's bizarre."
"how fucked up are you dude?"
"are you denying it?"
"you're a terrible human being. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king Get your rage under control (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497414) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: irate mood kitty pot/kettle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497420) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497427) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Laughsome Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497044) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Wild Senate Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497069) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:13 AM Author: 180 sapphire clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498856) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Wonderful Maroon Point not a lawyer but im damn good at it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497021) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: hilarious den I'm pretty much an average lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497355) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: smoky site I am wondering. What is the worst that can happen if I just totally stop caring-- like miss deadlines, tell client's they are delusional, outright lie to opposing counsel, etc. Like maybe in a year or two -- tops-- I get disciplined or disbarred. OK, that kind of blends in with my retirement schedule anyway. Downside?
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Pearl Idiot there's michael cohen type situations of course. but generally i think checking out is tcr retirement plan if you really don't give a fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497375) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king nobody asked you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497384) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Pearl Idiot are you aware that you poasted this is a public internet forum and aren't emailing people directly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497401) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king buddy i really dont have the time to waste with terrible human beings and stalkers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497408) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: irate mood kitty Yes you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497416) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king (Terrible human being and stalker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497433) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: hilarious den it seems like you have plenty of time to do that actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497418) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: irate mood kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497424) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:58 PM Author: boyish plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497430) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Pearl Idiot you don't?
https://i.imgur.com/pmfx5ZX.png
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798633&mc=102&forum_id=2 |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Appetizing startled prole ZZZ would know best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497386) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Sexy wine double fault I am a V20 “counsel”. Does that count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497477) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king definitely could. Would need more information--probably more than you are comfortable providing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49497480) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: pale vivacious mental disorder stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498229) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: diverse step-uncle's house all the federal stuff is chatgpt now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498233) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Snowy property What's a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498915) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: slate vigorous menage philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808382&forum_id=2!#49498974) |