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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Lascivious school
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
insanely creepy home clown
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Citrine temple chad
  12/12/25
...
territorial center
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Poppy hospital legend
  12/12/25
easy
thriller brass pit
  12/12/25
lol ok man
territorial center
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary
  12/12/25
...
Tripping heaven half-breed
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke
  12/12/25
...
Hot Personal Credit Line Sound Barrier
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Diverse onyx step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Light concupiscible ticket booth internal respiration
  12/12/25
...
insanely creepy home clown
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Lascivious school
  12/12/25
...
chartreuse titillating space
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Rebellious dead crackhouse
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
yapping stead ceo
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Aqua deranged mad cow disease goal in life
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
histrionic potus
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke
  12/12/25
tp.
Aqua deranged mad cow disease goal in life
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
claret juggernaut range
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
histrionic potus
  12/12/25
who is that
claret juggernaut range
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
arrogant racy market
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Scarlet hairraiser hairy legs stage
  12/12/25
cr
territorial center
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Poppy hospital legend
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
offensive house death wish
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Citrine temple chad
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
offensive house death wish
  12/12/25
...
territorial center
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
indigo trip striped hyena foreskin
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
bat shit crazy contagious theater stage twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Tantric Outnumbered Really Tough Guy
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious school

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy home clown

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Citrine temple chad

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: territorial center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Poppy hospital legend

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: thriller brass pit

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: territorial center

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Tripping heaven half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hot Personal Credit Line Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse onyx step-uncle's house

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Light concupiscible ticket booth internal respiration

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious school

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Rebellious dead crackhouse

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: yapping stead ceo

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Aqua deranged mad cow disease goal in life

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: histrionic potus

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pearly Adventurous Locale Yarmulke

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Aqua deranged mad cow disease goal in life

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: claret juggernaut range

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: histrionic potus

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: claret juggernaut range

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Carnelian liquid oxygen sanctuary

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: arrogant racy market

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Scarlet hairraiser hairy legs stage

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: territorial center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Poppy hospital legend

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: offensive house death wish

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Citrine temple chad

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: offensive house death wish

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: territorial center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: indigo trip striped hyena foreskin

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy contagious theater stage twinkling uncleanness

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Tantric Outnumbered Really Tough Guy

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2!#49506164)