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COD Scumbags/browns with incredibly low skill not realizing it due to SBMM

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when y...
Harsh address
  12/14/25
SBMM should be illegal
passionate chestnut step-uncle's house regret
  12/14/25
(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)
Tripping market
  12/14/25
Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to ...
Harsh address
  12/14/25
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looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt
  02/26/26
sbmm makes games boring af there is so little variability it...
tancredi marchiolo
  02/26/26
Does COD even tell you the number? I remember playing COD...
cowgod
  02/27/26
SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best...
Big Clique Energy
  02/26/26
Not TI, cowgod tp
cowgod
  02/27/26
(bald)
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  02/27/26
SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing ...
titus chicken
  02/27/26
It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  02/27/26
They say they don’t want every match to be “swea...
cowgod
  02/27/26
they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to h...
White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM
  02/27/26
makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic ...
White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM
  02/27/26
the argument is it makes the games stale its a fucking ga...
tancredi marchiolo
  02/27/26
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looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt
  02/27/26
The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to t...
looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt
  02/27/26
That’s not “the” argument. That’s a ...
cowgod
  02/27/26
Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this
looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt
  02/27/26
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White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM
  02/27/26
I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GS...
cowgod
  02/27/26


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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Harsh address

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when you’re playing with the Nadir of players. And then not really improving bc the competition sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49508330)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: passionate chestnut step-uncle's house regret

SBMM should be illegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49508333)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Tripping market

(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49508338)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Harsh address

Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to have a true random matchup imo, like a separate mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49508362)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49697808)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

sbmm makes games boring af there is so little variability it makes every game so predictable and everyone is try haring because of some gay ass numbers

im just trying to have fun and occasionally goof off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49697819)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:08 AM
Author: cowgod

Does COD even tell you the number?

I remember playing COD 4 for like 30 hours and then never again. I had a solid af kdr because the average player was a Scumbag child. You can’t do that now I guess. Basically Good Players must have life to date kdrs of like 1.1 idk.

Btw Smash has SBMM but an option to play in Arenas without it. Because it’s actually a good game and not western slop, games that you Lose are still fun btw. Whereas COD is only really fun if you can spray mexican zoomers and fentanyl addicts with a helicopter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49698993)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best that Scumbags and Losers get sorted among their kind because the larger world would just scare and confuse them and increase their envy. Like the old poast from TheImmigrant/Cowgod about how proles watching football have no fucking idea what’s going on in the IBM commercials and they’re better off for it. What would a Scumbag make of, say, McKinsey? If he knew the truth about shit like “consulting” or MBB there would be blood in the streets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49697905)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:04 AM
Author: cowgod

Not TI, cowgod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49698990)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


(bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699002)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: titus chicken

SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing dorks get mad about it on the internet makes me very happy.

Poker stars did a variant of it toward the end and the bumhunting dorks who played 10 tables and ruined all the games lost their shit. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699004)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to be able to relax and stomp n00bs”. Like even if they’re “right” it is the most unsympathetic argument imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: cowgod

They say they don’t want every match to be “sweaty” or something. Ok then stop denying that you suck, Lose more and play casually with your True Equals….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699010)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM (gunneratttt)

they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to have their cake and eat it too. they want their shinny plat league badge without playing people at their level. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699014)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM (gunneratttt)

makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic dorks. but lol at the entitlement of feeling your owed lobies of noobs to pubstomp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699011)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

the argument is it makes the games stale

its a fucking game no one is getting paid to do this, no one is in a tournament

put sbmm in those modes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699106)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699466)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt

The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to tryhard and play only the most meta strategies and characters instead of being able to try off meta or creative strategies and approaches to playing

All of you guys who don't understand this but who call yourselves "Gamers" are telling on yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699470)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: cowgod

That’s not “the” argument. That’s a thing that some people say. They’re free to go “off meta” at any time and take a hit to their pointless gamer score which can be quickly recovered anyway….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699867)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: looksmaxxing azn wearing I'm White t-shirt

Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49700108)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: White Supremacist fragged by brownoid due to SBMM (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: cowgod

I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GSP (global smash power) doesn’t mean anything.” Yes it does, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2!#49699012)